Chapter 4
*Stab*
"… huh?" Waking up on an unfamiliar bed, not exactly what I would call a normal afternoon. "Why-"
"YOU MONSTER!!" Lifting my gaze and sweeping it over the room, I found over a dozen naked women all passed out and all wearing the same but uniquely satisfied expression. To my right was a dark-haired bombshell of a woman and seeing her clinging to my side more so than the others, I felt a very bad feeling about all this.
Over to my left, a doorway as I saw a mature dark-haired woman in royal white and gold robes who had thrown a decorated gold knife to the side of my head and embedded the knife into the bed frame.
The fuck is going on? Allie?!
["… haaaa. You are a really troublesome host."] I felt my eye twitch in irritation but cooled down again and then politely asked Allie what happened. ["Do you want the long story or the short summary?"]
Give it to me straight, don't hold back.
While getting up from my bed, I soon realized I too was in the buff and moved my hand to my chest while manifesting a casual pair of clothes.
"Y-YOU!! A SORCERESS-Gak!" Having knocked the annoying woman out with a chop to her neck, I turned my gaze into the room and groaned as Allie explained or rather, revealed what had happened.
"Fuck!"
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13 hours prior to arriving on Planet Sadala - Within seconds after arriving.
"Hey Allie, is it still possible for me to have children?" It was a random and bizarre question but I was truly curious. "Allie?"
["Yes and no, Host."] I continued walking in silence as I waited for a response that never came.
"Well? Why is that?" I raised my brows.
["You need a **** to ******** and then ***, a LOT of *** and then after you ****** and ***** right up your-"]
"Fine! I get it! Fuck… what's with the censoring?" I asked while wiping the cold sweat on my brow.
["The System is a newborn entity. I am only moderating my words through a filter so as to not poison the kid."]
I paused and then blinked while turning my gaze to the sky.
"Allie…" I spoke calmly.
["Yes."]
"Since when was the System a 'kid'?" I spoke flatly.
["Since your transmigration. (Also why the prices have gone up a ton to teach you a lesson.)"] I nodded and then realized something else.
"Allie… why haven't you told me this?" I continued on my pace.
["I believe it is irrelevant… afterall, besides only recently finding that out a while ago myself, my ever so wonderful host has deemed that I was 'useless' in that regard which prompted me to keep my 'useless' thoughts to myself… wasn't that what you said?"]
I slightly winced at that tone and sighed as I didn't want to argue and thankfully, there was a city not far in the distance after climbing over a steep hill.
"We'll talk about this later Allie… also, have you been censoring me as well?" I asked with mild curiosity.
["… Tsk! Yes. Now let me rest."] I blinked while I thought I heard the sound of a window shut and afterwards, I was left alone to my thoughts.
Did I mess up again?
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Entering the ancient old planet where Sayian and another species had lived in harmony, everything changed when the fir-
Ahem! Sorry, wrong lines.
Anywho, I was walking into the city and was let through rather effortlessly. The guards weren't very much guard-like and more or less expected or rather, hoped that I would cause trouble so they would fight me.
I sighed as this really felt like it would somehow turn into a headache for me…
Is that a form or foreshadowing? No matter, I'm hungry and trying our alien grub that Sayian's eat is something else.
Walking into a family owned restaurant shop, I walked inside and ignored the stares as I took a seat at the nearest empty table.
"What would ya' like? Lady!" A rough mature woman said as she was impatiently glancing around as the other customers shuddered under her gaze.
Checking out the basic menu, I was thankful I had a semblance of universal language magic from the system before it became what it is today, and the crudely drawn pictures helped somewhat.
"I'll take a 3… and a cup of mead." I said and the woman nodded while heading to the back and shouting like a tigress at her kitchen staff to get to it.
While I sat back, the ambience inside the restaurant and the echoes of the kids outside and vendors outside really brought out mellow vibes.
Not long after I made my order, it arrived and the woman half-heartedly asked me to enjoy it.
Everything was going well…
Until I tried the mead.
Hiccups possessed me almost immediately. I couldn't even make it to the bottom of the mug before I then realized something.
My little partner in crime was gone forever and I started sobbing while placing my head onto the table.
I then heard Allie's voice but I couldn't understand her as I took out a couple gold coins which Allie had converted for me and I left a staggering mess.
By the time I found my footing, I was walking alongside a massive wall.
Groaning with a bit of anger clouding my head, I hap-hazzardly drew my right arm and fingertips into the sky right not before feeling the rush of the wind brushing past my face and hair.
My steel cables had partially manifested from my inventory and only fitted onto my arm.
While flying well above the wall, I then tumbled onto the other side something fierce as then shot past a tall wall of shrubbery and landed right onto something soft and squishy.
"Hehe~ Booba~" I laughed while shakily raising my head and in that moment, two sets of glistening ash-colored eyes met mine. "Woah… you're hella hot, hey babe! Why not… urgh… spend the night wiff' mee~? I promise to make you feel really good *hic*."
I didn't know it but I had blacked out for a moment and when I woke up, I found myself in a bed and turned to see the woman from before as she was being confronted by a group of women dressed as maids.
Still reeling from my drunken stupor, I grinned maniacally and thought it all was a dream.
With a blur, I pulled the closest woman who he as the woman I met onto the bed and seeing her suddenly crimson while holding an expectant glint in her eyes, she drew her arms around me and smiled while raising herself onto my mouth.
It was then that I lost all semblance of reason despite Allie's annoying voice as she was screeching like a banshee while warming me not to do what I was doing until she gave up…
I felt like a winner as I managed to pay her back for that but then things spiraled out of control as the atmosphere didn't stop after the woman before me was left a haggard mess.
Still hungry and insanely hot, I turned to the other women in the room and saw a few of them flinched while with both my arms, I summoned my modified ODM gear and swung it around them while pulling each and every one into the bed.
The rest of the night then became hazy but the moans and cries of pleasure echoed in my ears.
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Back to present-
"Fuck!" I cursed and then rubbed my forehead. "Allie, how the hell did I get drunk? Aren't I like super enhanced or some shit?"
["Of course you are. But this is not a regular universe. These are not regular humans. What you drank was enough to kill a regular man, let alone a walking tank like you. You got lucky your body was detoxifying the alcohol while… ahem… In any case, this blunder is on you. And not only that-"]
"What… Come on, don't tell me I slept with a princess or anything." I sneered sarcastically.
["You dolt! OF COURSE YOU JUST DID!!"] I slowly turned my head while seeing the mess I caused while in my blackout and gulped.
"T-This wouldn't but any chance affect the timeline… would it?" I spoke coyly.
["No…"]
Phew… that was a close-
["You've essentially ****** it beyond repair."]
"Oh come on! It was a one-time thing!?" I spoke while deliberating in which dimension to jump to next. "Whatever, let's get going before anything bad happe-"
*Swoosh*
["****!"]
"Shit!"
A flutter of pinkish-red hair began to sway as a rather short but cute figure of a million year old woman appeared a few feet away from me.
Allie, let's go! LETS GOO!!!
["Shut up! Can't you tell I would have if I could! The system has grown an interest in what happens next! We can't leave!"]
Why the hell not!? It's your kid! Bribe the little shit!
["Oh! Now that we're in this mess, you want to push your shit onto me!? Is that it!?"]
What's that supposed to mean?
["Don't deny it! You were so sweet and kind to me in the first few months but after that, you turned into an arrogant prick."]
I did not!
["Yes! Yes you did!"]
… you're still angry about me calling you 'useless'?
["Even when I called you jackass, ******* YES!!. I'm still salty!"]
Haaa…
Hey kid, if you can hear me, then there must be some kind of way to…
To give Allie her own metaphysical body right? Get us out of here and I'll do whatever you want for me to get it so she can come out and hit me until she forgives me.
["…"]
… well?
*Swoosh*
-3RD POV-
"Huh? Where did they go? I could have sworn the temporal displacement occurred at this exact time frame. An anomaly that has slipped past the angels' surveillance. Who or what could it be?" She turned to the bed of women and sighed as she raised her hand and as if time rewrote itself, they all turned back to their pristine condition. "There, this will do for now until the destruction happens a few hundred years from now, everything should be back to normal. My work here is done. Better go check on 'that' as I've been away for too long."
*Shoosh*
"Mmm." Fluttering her eyes wide open, a dark-haired woman sat up in her royal bed with a strange sensation in her chest. "Huh… What was I doing last night?"
Her hands then brushed under the pillow and tapped something.
Blinking, she then drew it out and what she held, a reflective silver gleam shone in her two surprised yet loving eyes.
Her hands subconsciously clenched over the object before pressing it closely onto chest.
A feeling of longing soon took form inside the woman's heart that continued to grow as time would pass on.
"Someday… I don't know why, but we'll meet again…" Her brown creased as she didn't understand who she was referring to but knew in her heart that she would find out someday in the future.
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