ClasslessAscension
Hmmm flame resist webs why doesn't Josh try eat them I mean your teeth is part of the digestive system and his bloodline effects the digestive system...
“...for you see I found vodka. Seeing as there was plenty of wood, I carved some shot glasses... or I tried to. It didn’t work quite as well as I had hoped. Instead I tried saki bowls. The polishing was a pain, but it turned out to be not half bad. After my second... shot? The spiders showed up with more vodka and wood. Seems eight legs are great at many things, carving drinking implements and opening bottles is harder than it should be for alcohol fans. A few hours later and it was a party. Every spider was drunk and they wanted more friends to have fun with so they released the captives (which helped me) and we all had fun together for hours and hours. The hangover was harder to deal with, the spiders were in such pain that some took to running into my weapon to relieve them of the pain. It’s moments like this that make it easier to understand why no one on the forums believe me.”