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PORN

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.

从封神开始的诸天之旅

封神世界，仙神妖魔纵横。大劫降临，避无可避。 风元执掌大千神镜，纵横诸天时空，凝聚气数，积攒实力，逆天改命。 凤鸣岐山，终不敌人道真龙…… 这是一个从封神世界开始的诸天神话。 群：164692113需验证

Sanjana Sharma

CINTA DUA DUNIA

Cerita cinta remaja di dua dunia yang berbanding terbalik, antara Airlangga yang dari dunia yang penuh dengan kehidupan dan Renata yang berasal dari dunia jauh dari kata hidup yang berjuang demi cinta mereka

My Over-Protective Alpha

2 country

Doctor Magic

Md Robi Islam Roni

Robi Islam Roni

From Omega To Luna

Lucy Lopez was kicked out of her pack for shifting late and worst shifting into an Omega instead of a beta wolf like her other family members. While running, she meet her mate Asa Lucas, who is the soon to be alpha of the royal eclipse pack. Asa promise to show her the love that she deserves. Find out what happens when her old pack heard of her new position and came after her life.

Trapped In Horrible World R18

Heart Dilemma

She disliked him even before she got to know him,.when she found out that the boy she taught she liked is nothing compared to him. He is different , he is smart , he is nice , sweet , caring and handsome. He is the type of man any lady could ask for, He is everything she could ask for. Now that she has fallen in love with him he is no longer looking her way. How will she make him love her when he is now a hard nut to crack.

The Bloody Prince: HOTD SI

Born as a result of the one and only union of Rhea Royce and Daemon Targaryen, Aegon Targaryen would be born into a world on the verge of a deadly war. Desperate to escape the upcoming conflict, yet with every passing second, he would continue to get more and more engrossed into a conflict that could end a dynasty that had ruled for a hundred years.

Trueblood couple

its this werewolve world where trueblood alphas are most powerful and dominant among all werewolves what will happen when 2 trueblood alphas get to know that they are mates. will they reject or accept eachother as mates.. even if they accept who will win the battle of dominance how will these trueblood couple manage their relationship

the same time as a result of a few days ago and I will be in the morning at the end and it is very important thing that I am not sure about your experience of getting the other hand to me that they?

Chuunibyou: continued

STUCK BETWEEN

The story about a young girl who was transferred to another school to continue her grade four academics.

The Me You Made: Hate and revenge

" Lisa...i know i have hurt you very many times , but my feelings for you have never changed. I still love you the way i did at first. Please believe me. " Canary said these words in tears and pain.

The Gifted of The Diamond

Apakah kalian tau di dunia ini ada banyak sekali manusia yang memiliki keistimewaan tersendiri. Mau itu dalam bakatnya, kekuatannya, fisiknya. Hal tersebut sudah umum dikalangan manusia. Namun, ada satu hal yang belum banyak diketahui Yaitu... Manusia super, manusia yang memiliki potensi lebih tinggi dari pada manusia lain, manusia yang istimewa akibat potensinya itu. Tapi, di setiap kekuatan besar lahir juga tanggung jawab yang lebih besar. Hal itu akan ditanggung oleh Alrez dan teman-teman nya dalam sebuah perkumpulan bernama The Gifted

Meera

She wanted to know, who she was and what happened to her. She needed to know about her family, if there was someone who was concerned for her, searching for her. But her amnesia was keeping her from this. As she started looking for her previous life, disturbing facts unfolds. Read the chapters to find out who she really was , what happened to her and who did it . Weekly chapter updates.

Ar'chismaytopia

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안전카지노

안전카지노

notes of the mismatched

A Chance In A New World

James William, an orphan who died while trying to save a child during a robbery, has been given a new chance in a new world. With the legendary golden finger which is a system that only he have, can he rise to the top in this new world? Author's note: Hello everyone, first of all I would like to thanks to all reader who read my novel. This is the first time I writing a novel so my writing will be lacking a lot compare to other novels. However, I will improve my writing skill as I write this novel. Also, English is not my native language so I am sorry if there are lot of grammar errors in my writing.

My Idol Marked me

Atros Grem

Douluo Dalu - A Fanfiction

A Fanfiction of Douluo Dalo 1, Lead by Long Tian (Heavenly Dragon) as the Main Character. A Prideful, Arrogant, Strong reincarnator from Earth. Chosen by God to fix the problems that have arisen in Soul Land (Loss of Soul Beasts, Gods Intervention, Soul Rings Vs. Normal Cultivation)

Post-modern World

In the future in 2020: It was a dark peaceful night when a meteorite fell into the earth carrying an unknown carbon compound. When the asteroid reached the Earth's atmosphere, a series of explosion occurs and the carbon compound fuse with every element or compound it had contact with. Unstable fusion and fission occured, gasses that pass through the human body sometimes fuse creating an abomination or it could fission, which cause the body to explode or deconstruct. Some animals deconstruct creating a vile of liquid, when taken in cause transmutation or transformation into new creature or prehistoric creature. Human and animals become cannibals. Evolution goes reverse and earn new characteristics. Animal instincts went wild, panic surge throughout the whole world. The END of the World. At least that's the prologue of Rei's story.

Kin: The Six Guardians

Everyone in this fantasy world possesses a power called kin. This leads to both prosperity and tragedy as individuals use their power for good and evil. On the side of peace and justice there is a job known as the agent. Who uses their power for the good of others. Follow the journey of a boy who seeks to become an agent and work to help those he loves even at his own risk.

Colourland Series 2: Bird's Isle

Crayon and his friends are invited on a vacation but it is not quite what it seems. King Bobby and his advisors are there.

Hidupku, sakitku dan Imanku

hai semuanya, perkenalkan namaku angelina ini kisah hidupku dimana aku merasakan perjalanan masalah bertubi tubi dihidupku, dari masalah hidup, penyakit yang aku derita sampai pergumulanku dengan tuhan. semoga kalian semua menyukai cerita kisahku ini, dan dapat menjadi manfaat bagi kalian yang membacanya, dan mungkin dari kalian butuh support disini cerita saya semoga bisa membantu juga untuk kalian semua. terimakasih..

Few Words left unsaid ?

Wishing for love

Kayla had an accident that turned her life upside down. All she wanted was love, she always wished for a prince charming to come rescue her from her life. Things changed when she met Tim who stood by her side and became a strong hold for her. Life is unpredictable as Tim breaks her heart and she decides love does not exist. How will she get over the heart break? Will she find true love and happiness?

My Dungeon is also a General Store: Conquer, Create and Conquer Again

[ Ding! You've acquired the Universal Dungeon System! ] "Okay." [ Congratulations, you're now able to hijack dungeons, purchase and also build new ones too! ] "Eh, okay." [ You have acquired 100,000 Dungeon Points. You can claim daily rewards for even more. ] "Sure." [ Ding! Your dungeon can now access the General Store function! ] [ Ding! You have acquired a dragonʼs egg! ] [ Ding! You have summoned two progressive servants! ] [ Ding! You have just installed an Enchanter's Forge in your dungeon, would you like to hire utility monsters to manage it? ] Elden Online, the most popular VRMMORPG on the web. They were hosting a one-time event known as the Double-Tier Leveling Event, and the entire platform wanted to partake in this. As the players eagerly waited for the event to begin, a celestial comet collided with the neural net of HyperTech Industries, the brilliant minds behind this game. This cosmic encounter changed reality as a whole - the souls of the players were transported from the real world to the game world, which had now become a tangible reality. Death was real, and the possibility of a "restart" button was foolish. However, Shin, a nonchalant player at level 9, acquired a new class - Dominator, the gameʼs strongest class. As a result, he gained a system, granting him the power to conquer dungeons and shape them to his will. Thus, he became a Dungeon Lord. And soon after would come to be known as the Shopkeeper. Some wondered why he had such a name, but it was easy... His dungeon was also a general store. Within its walls, Shin sold - skills, magical artifacts, scrolls, magic stones, crystals... It was a death game, however, he wasn't the least bit bothered... --- Other tags, #Beasttaming #Dark #Gore #Forging #Dungeon-building #Level-up #Summons #Villain #Lordship #LitRPG #No-Harem

sugar candy

One Piece : The Journey of the Flash

[A One-Piece Fanfiction] Follow Minato Namikaze, who finds himself in the world of One Piece, but are things as they seem, is the world he has landed in the same as the one he once read about. Will Minato be able to find his way in this new world? Will he ever be able to feel like he belongs here? What opportunity would the wonders of adventure and freedom of this world provide him with? Will it lead him to become a maniac for power? Tag along as Minato makes his way into the world of strong opponents and exhilarating adventures as he discovers the secrets behind the unexplored places and things that are within his grasp. -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- I do not own one piece or the characters. They are all Odas creations. The cover image is from Naruto

The Archaic Dragon Mage

Wyatt was alone in the world. When the rifts opened the world was thrown into chaos. Archaic mages came through those rifts, and war after war followed. The last war had ended when Wyatt was just a baby, but he had still lost his eye to it. The empty socket, and loss of depth perception made him an easy target. Wyatt being an orphan meant that no one back him up when he did get targeted. Wyatt was used to fighting for himself, and the draft was going to force him into military academy. He had no genetic markers to become an ability user so he had already accepted the fact that he would probably die during his two years required military rotation after the academy. It was just a fact of life. Non ability users were just cannon fodder, and archaic abilities were highly restricted. Wyatt didn't think anything off it. That is until he found a marble in an old rift area. A marble that would change everything.

带着任务去修仙

吴瑧心血来潮，多买了点香就被拘到冥府，刷新了三观。 酆都大帝：你可知所犯何错？ 白瑧：小女子不知！ 酆都大帝：做一任务可弥补。 白瑧：……满满的套路，这是让她办事啊 被套路的吴瑧成了白瑧，开始以为自己是个辅助，后来以为要做个棒打鸳鸯的恶毒女配就行，再后来，她发现她太年轻……

Seven Deadly Angels in Disguise

"Listen to me. This is not a fucking game. Shit like this gets you killed, you hear me? You can't trust him, Jungkookie. Taehyung is after all the Queen's pet. She controls him. Taehyung and her is our enemy." -Yoongi ------- Seven different handsome boys enter the underworld with different identities. They entered the world of crimes, creating chaos around. When the sun rises, they are just a bunch of normal college boys with a mask on. But when darkness comes, you better get ready to rumble. Experience friendship, betrayal, crimes, and love. You can trust no one. Not even yourself. [I do not own BTS. But I do own the characters of being created and the idea or the plot of this story.]