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文盲帝师

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如果没有任何准备就穿越到古代,恰好在科举的考场上,该怎么办呢? 某人:简单,文抄公不会吗?我还记得几首名诗,分分钟震惊考官! 对不起,您并不精通古汉语,不会写繁体字! 某人:那就搞策论,只写几个通用字,点明精要,肯定会有识货的大人物。 对不起,您未掌握毛笔书写技艺。考官会因您的爬虫字体,认为自己受到极大侮辱,从而对您追责。 某人:弃考总行吧?能参加科举的,家境一般不差。我可以当个米虫混吃等死,顺便娶个美娇娘,为加速人类进化添砖加瓦。这么一想,好像超过一个老婆也不犯法啊,诸多婀娜…… 对不起,您的双亲已过世多年,此前一直借住在叔公家中,考资也由全族三百八十四人共同赞助。 此外,身为十里八乡有名的大才子,族人早就张灯结彩,提前庆祝您高中。并且准备大摆流水席,宴四方宾客。这个时候,恐怕猪都已经杀好在褪毛了,只等您回去开席。 某人:…… 再死一次,能回去吗? 不行,哦!

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