The Goddess Aqua

Sometimes life doesn't give you lemons.

The lady introduces herself.

"I'm the Goddess Aqua of the Axis Order. It's very nice to meet you Kazuma."

Kazuma is looking at Aqua.

She doesn't look like a goddess, she just looks like she's cosplaying.

Kazuma doubts that this lady is a goddess or something like that.

Aqua:

"Let me explain what happened.

You have recently died."

...

Kazuma: "I know?"

Aqua: "Yes, I know, I just thought to remind you just in case you forgot."

Kazuma doesn't believe Aqua is goddess.

No. Goddesses don't talk like that and they definitely don't remind someone that they have died, like okay boomer, Kazuma gets the fucking point, he saw his own death with his own eyes.

"This is just great... Just great! I guess the world doesn't like me at all, I got hit by a fucking truck. It was supposed to hit a girl, but I guess the truck was a feminist and decides to go after me."

Kazuma says that almost annoyed.

Aqua tilts her head.

...

"Bro, are you dumb or what?"

Kazuma looks at her with a what face.

Aqua:

"You didn't die because you got hit by a feminist truck.

You died because you had a random heart attack."

Kazuma:

"What?!"

Aqua:

"I'm not kidding, Kazuma. You really have died. because of your own heart."

Kazuma's Inside Mind: "Was my heart really heart broken when I thought of not having any girls?? My heart is a fucking cunt, my brain can handle this much stress since it's most of me, but my heart? Fuck you heart!"

Aqua:

"I'm very sorry for your death, I could almost laugh at it, but as a goddess, I respect you, and your death."

K.I.M: "She finds my death funny?! Oh you fucking bitch, once I touch your ass I'm going to slap it until it's red!"

Aqua sees that Kazuma is pissed off, she did read he has a short temper, and he's a shut in neet.