The Great Kazuma fucking dies

Why did Russia become communist again?

I'm too lazy to Google.

Kazuma is walking on the road holding his new game.

He doesn't even care who looks at it.

A girl from high school walked past Kazuma and saw what he was holding, she questions what Kazuma's life is, but yet again she doesn't want to know his life.

Kazuma when he saw the girl pass by, at first Kazuma thought she was looking at him, but she was actually looking at the game he brought.

He just thinks in his mind that he's never ever going to get girls like her.

He's too much of an otaku and no girls wants that.

Kazuma sighs as he just thinks of- Wait he just saw a truck coming here and about to hit that girl because that's what happen to every isekai, right??

Kazuma just ignored it and moves on, but Oh no!

The driver is drunk and ends up hitting Kazuma right in the face instead!

But Kazuma had the time to react and turn around but he has no time to escape his death.

and no time to play his hentai game.

Kazuma: "Oh fucking damn it-

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He wakes up and sees himself sitting on a chair and around him is the void of space.

He sees a throne.

Must belong to someone with a big fat ass.

Kazuma hears footsteps behind him as he turned around.

He sees a... girl? Coming here.

"Satou Kazuma. You poor thing, you have died due to painful measurements."

This blue haired lady walked past Kazuma and he saw that big fat ass shown, he has never seen real ass of a woman before, so it gave him a raging boner inside his pants.

That girl sits on her throne and looks at him and she noticed his boner.

Kazuma is just there with his cheeky smile, it's almost like he wants that lady to see how huge his dick is.

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"I have one question for you."

The lady says as Kazuma continues to give this look to her.

"I'm going to kill you if you don't hide that thing, this is the after life you see, not a strip club and expected to be danced off on."

Kazuma knows that isn't a question but he digress.