The Talk Between The Useless and The Moron

How do birds fly.

Aqua pretty much explains things and she has been pretty nice to Kazuma all this time, but Kazuma isn't buying it, behind that innocent smile is something ravenous and crazy.

"If you go to heaven, you'll be forever in peace and if you choose to live another day, your goal there is to defeat the evil devil king!

So what do you think, Kazuma? What will you choose?" Aqua asks nicely to Kazuma.

Kazuma, he- he had enough with this girl's shit.

She's showing her ass and she's this nice?

Fuck no! That's unreasonable.

She has to be a slut who likes anime.

Kazuma doesn't trust Aqua but she trust her with that sentence just this once.

"So you're telling me, If I go to heaven, I will live in peace, and If I choose to live again. I get to live and just... defeat some guy, then why the hell would I want to live again? I'd rather go to heaven than reincarnate!"

Aqua:

"Well there's something to it when you choose to reincarnation.

You get to bring one thing to bring with you there, and secondly, you can just not defeat the devil king and just try to live a life. Mostly choose heaven because they choose not to listen to me."

Kazuma:

"i see....?"

Aqua:

"Yes, now then, time for you to choose, Kazuma.

Be one of those people who choose to be in peace, or be a hero! Live a life and make your dreams come true there!"

Kazuma thinks about this, now that he heard that he can bring one thing, probably anything, with him.

Now what's a good thing to bring...

A loli? no that's too much. And illegal, he probably doesn't know the laws there, and the languag-

Kazuma looks at Aqua.

"Wait, it's another world right?"

Aqua gives a thumbs up.

"You're correct."

Kazuma:

"Then how can I learn the world's language?? Is it a different language or is it English?"

Aqua almost forgot about that as she stands up and walks to Kazuma.

She pulls out a book and shows it to him.

"We already have that covered, you can speak and understand the language there.

It will be all converted to English for your better understanding, Sometimes at rare occasions, something might happen, but that happens only for rare occasions."

Kazuma looks at Aqua, squnting his eyes.

"Rare Occasions?.."

Aqua nods.

"Yes, it means you have a chance of dying there. But I doubt it! You'll be an amazing adventurer there."

Kazuma has a chance of dying when arriving there?

Like spawn killing?

...

Aqua told him she's a goddess.

And goddesses have magic...

So if he died just in case... Aqua can help if she's there with him....

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...