ClinicallyLazy
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ClinicallyLazy17hReplied to Shad0w_25it's Khorne, from Warhammer. if you've heard the phrase "Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne", its almost always Khorne.
Everyone dove for cover. It wasn't nearly enough. Becca had no mercy for fodder. Meat for the slaughter. Manic laughter bubbled in her chest as she held down the trigger. Her new baby barely even kicked in her hands, smooth and clean as it dealt death to all in its sights. Well… Not so much clean since it shredded and eviscerated cover and flesh alike.- ClinicallyLazy20hCommentedEveryone dove for cover. It wasn't nearly enough. Becca had no mercy for fodder. Meat for the slaughter. Manic laughter bubbled in her chest as she held down the trigger. Her new baby barely even kicked in her hands, smooth and clean as it dealt death to all in its sights. Well… Not so much clean since it shredded and eviscerated cover and flesh alike.
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oh wait, now i remember where I've heard this from... the jug of mayonnaise... well, and ale, but still.
A ceramic jug that can hold a gallon of liquid, once per day it can be used to create a non-magical liquid that the user knows, filling to the brim. - ClinicallyLazy6dReplied to DiabloRedfox
sounded good, until the texture issue...
If Allen were to hear Ollivander's thoughts, he would fall to the ground laughing, but it was true that only superficially, they did not seem to be compatible. - ClinicallyLazy6dReplied to Ototsu_Yume
hello, old friend...
"You two don't have to decide now," I said. "Sit a while, have a drink, and talk about it. In the end, it's just an idea. I'm open to helping and deepening our relationship in other ways." - ClinicallyLazy6dCommentedThen there were the mortals in the bar. The 'little folk' as the kinder Olympians might call them. They fit so well with divine-level powers and beyond that Hecate would have assumed they didn't even know. They clearly did though. And she was quite impressed that none of them were bowing their heads in utter deference or worship.
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... Allen Walker, professor of the Defence Against the Dark Arts... that sounds weird, considering he's kinda a kid
A/N There are several paths Allen can take ;3 - ClinicallyLazy7dReplied to Jose_Rodriguez_2688
MC. quotation when on stream is usually the mc
"People, this is a coincidence, just that. I refuse to accept a reality where all women are waifus and milfs... Wait, why am I angry?" - ClinicallyLazy9dCommented
laziness, spite, and greed... the backbone of the world
"Ha, spite is always a good motivator," Kuro agrees, holding out his hand. - ClinicallyLazy9dCommentedRetirement sounded good right about now.
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I've read several fanfics, and have come to a singular conclusion... everyone hates Coil
Coil was an asshole. - ClinicallyLazy9dReplied to edward_martin
uh...
I could remake Skyrim, but make it as it should have been, one that doesn't need three hundred mods just to be playable. - ClinicallyLazy9dCommentedBasically, I can pull an Obama and fight from the other side of the world, or another dimension in this case, the third world children (or villains) will never see it coming.
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so... the item used to brainwash the vampire might be the easiest to get, since its the only known world item... at least for casual readers
Failing to obtain a world-tier item. - ClinicallyLazy10dReplied to CoffeeAficionado
maybe made after Ciri's arrival? i mean... it's the best i could think of
"No, not likely," Barbara sighed again. "At least they were peaceful like all of Sean's guests are. The Edgerunners are easy enough. Just standard extradimensional visitor forms. Even Simmy shouldn't be too bad, considering how she's completely focused on Sean. Ophis, on the other hand…?" - ClinicallyLazy10dCommented
we'll still make fun of you, but...
God his reputation was going to be weird after this, but if it actually helped Hitomi he'd accept all the jokes about him being a cuck. He'd rather be seen as a cuck than be made a widower. - ClinicallyLazy12dCommentedOld man: "HAHAHAHA!" The man laughed himself into a coughing fit. "*Cough* Cough* Brat, if you just told me that before, I would have given the the shit! Send me a picture of their faces when you do!" The man exclaimed while slinging alcohol everywhere.
- ClinicallyLazy13dCommentedWhen Logan stood up, a stone came flying at his helmeted head. The stone smacked the side of his helmet, causing Logan to stumble from the unexpected hit. As Logan turned to see who threw that stone, only for a massive slab of the road to come hurling towards him. Logan, acting on impulse, rolled out of the way of the incoming slab. Only to realize that its new target wasn't him, but his bike. Logan watched as the front of his bike crumple, then followed by the frame warping, and finally the engine he spent weeks working to make, crack.
- ClinicallyLazy13dCommentedMission: Dance Baby, Dance!
- ClinicallyLazy14dCommentedCh 12 Sweet Victory