The_Eldritch_Troll
Remember when I drove my 1996 Ford F150 through that group of 37 small nigerian children in 2003 at Jacksonville fun town. They never found the truck i used due to me burning it with 37.5 liters of us
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The_Eldritch_Troll6hCommentedWwz zombies would be cool. It would make for a better explanation for how the government got overrun
News Walkers?- The_Eldritch_Troll9dCommented
She hang on my cliff till I kun
[Cliffhanger-kun: I, Cliffhanger-kun is back! My presence is necessary in order to leave you all hanging!! Muwahahaha!] - The_Eldritch_Troll1mthCommented
I wouldn’t trust Disney with that. Even smut fanfics respect the original story more than them.
(A/N: God please Disney! Please make a Revan Movie!) - The_Eldritch_Troll1mthCommentedNo, I was not a tool, I was a fool.
- The_Eldritch_Troll1mthReplied to ArthurStarling
Though this is all assuming he is just talking about humans. If he is talking about more than just the human population than he has a much larger population pool to pick from.
"You'll shove it up my Ass?....your brother said the same thing Sir, you're in luck then because I don't plan on breaking her heart.... She's one in a billion..." I told him and he almost smiled. - The_Eldritch_Troll1mthCommented
Make Po your wife 👍🏼would be silly.
Out of every student of the Jade Palace, my relationship with Tigress was the best followed closely by Po. - The_Eldritch_Troll1mthCommented
Another excuse to explain away a poorly written protagonist. This and gamers mind just completely remove the need for the author to put any effort into dialogue and character development. Literally anyone could write a fic if the just used those as their excuse for poor dialogue.
[– You are a cold and calculating son of a bitch who would not blink an eye while lying to others or backstabbing newborn puppies if it means that you can achieve your goals.] - The_Eldritch_Troll1mthCommented
The gamers mind ability is just the authors excuse for making shallow and boring protagonists. It basicly just writing a character from a Chinese MTL but just using that ability as the excuse. The only time I’ve seen it used for a well written character is when it has limits and fails under intense emotional stress.
"Okay, thanks, Isis. I suppose it's time for me to begin my journey towards strength, right? And about those quests, will you be assigning them to me?" Harry inquired, curiosity lacing his tone. - The_Eldritch_Troll2mthReplied to shypunk
I hope you get ingrown pubic hair
it was the first time I really got a taste of mom's mouth...while Nymphadora reminded me of fresh strawberries, Mom on the other hand reminded me of Caramel and of Butterscotch as I drank her delicious saliva down. - The_Eldritch_Troll2mthCommented
First the mention of the love of fried chicken then monkeys. WELL WELL WELL
"Your mind is like a monkey, jumping from branch to branch," I remember hearing this in every session. It was funny at the time, but now I realise how accurate that analogy was. - The_Eldritch_Troll2mthReplied to Arious3721
I'm pretty sure D wont let that happen. I think she has a plan for her and needs her alive.
With my army of 32 members, I'm ready to start leveling up. So, I finally gave the order: 'Start hunting the weak monsters, kill them all, and give me experience!' - The_Eldritch_Troll2mthReplied to Primordial_king450
I know a guy who worked with power lines got hit with a live wire. It’s didn’t leave any cool scars it’s nearly blew his leg off. Probably because he wasn’t grounded properly.
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- The_Eldritch_Troll3mthCommented
MC is already Hydromaxing
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He truly doesn’t have the time. They seemed to barely be getting by as is. They couldn’t even affford new supplies for school. Though I do see one loophole in this analysis, that being the flying car. If he had time to make the flying car he could have instead used that to gain a better understanding of the situation inside his own home.
Soon he saw Weasleys enter the store, standing in line. He kept an eye on them and he was disgusted by Molly Weasley. She was effectively brainwashing her daughter to go after him. He also found that Ron and Percy had a fight because Ron lost his rat. The twins seemed to be entering their real rebellious stage, disliking Molly's habits and extra forceful nature. Arthur Weasley didn't know anything going inside his family, busy with ministry work but Harry still despised the man. A man needed to know how to balance family and work. Or at least should spend time with his children sometimes and have a heart to heart talk. - The_Eldritch_Troll3mthPosted
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