HaremBro
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HaremBro1yrCommentedLol
Realizing the inconsistency, Loki feigned pain. "I mean, oh, no! Cough-cough! I'm dying... noooooooooo..."- HaremBro1yrCommented
I'd pay for someone to look at me like this
"Yanderes, also known as [dream women], are emotionally obsessive companions willing to resort to violence to maintain a bond," Loki explained. "Trust me, bro–there's nothing more godly than a perfect cocktail of delusional disorder, anger issues, and trauma. - HaremBro1yrCommented
If he drinks that potion I'm out.
"Bro, trust me," Loki said seriously, pointing at the potion. "You don't want that shit. You'll end up the protagonist of a Korean harem novel, get 800 chapters deep into some slaying the demon lord shit, and then in a fleeting moment of weakness—your harem will cuck you. - HaremBro1yrCommented
"mischief"
"Hoho!" the man chuckled, striding past Grey. "Seems someone's well-versed in the art of mischief." - HaremBro1yrCommented
No matter how weak someone is, there there's no way a kick to the groin did -1. Mad sus
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This is so relatable...
"So… a midget?" Grey asked hesitantly. He wasn't trying to be offensive—he genuinely didn't know what to call someone with dwarfism! Unfortunately, things went as he expected. - HaremBro1yrCommented
This is a good point. These super VR games do have to have a programmer doing this... 🤔
"Rest assured, Mr. Grey," Mr. Jones smiled knavishly. "Whether you're curious what your enemy's eyeball tastes like or want to know if a bear's spleen would make a great pillow, a creepy developer somewhere has certified its realistic integrity." - HaremBro1yrCommented
That alliteration game tho...
It's a land of limitless opportunity. If someone wants to jackknife a horse in public, a developer made it possible, and a planet made it legal. Want to start a protection racket? Register a guild. Enjoy late-night slaughter? Countries stage contests to see whose intergalactic war crime can claim the most casualties! - HaremBro1yrCommented
I heard Alucard's laugh here
"Haha!" Grey laughed, freezing the guards who lowered their guns in disbelief, watching his corpse lift on its own, reversing time. His head rolled and flew in the air, attaching itself to the body before snapping back into place. "Hahahaha!" - HaremBro1yrCommented
#obviously
You've entered the world of superior beings! Only 1% of the galactic population has reached this level of power. Yet, your darkness grows more and more pronounced, and your thirst for glory and power are without limit. You walk the path of evil. Beware, for only death awaits you at the end of this path! - HaremBro1yrCommented
Similar, but far more satisfying
Pickachu's heart rate accelerated as Apophis acted more and more like a lunatic. What, had this player indulged in a fistful of drugs before logging on to play?! - HaremBro1yrCommented
Broham massacred a guild with a gleeful face like... a chapter ago? Two tops? 😆
Such moral weakness disgusted him. It was one thing to kill NPCs for a utilitarian purpose—even if only to teach others a lesson. He could understand the purpose of a public execution from a guild to show NPCs that they needed to pay their racketeering fees. - HaremBro1yrCommented
It's hardcore that those names don't have a _1937 attached to them. Hitting it hard from the beginning ⏳
Both players were LvL 5. One was a female Hunter named White, and the other was a male Warrior named Scarlet. - HaremBro1yrCommented
Hey, you wanna go into my dungeon?
Dungeons were designed to be played by parties of five players—ideally, a composition of three DPS characters, one healer, and one tank. There were five levels of Dungeon difficulty: Easy, Normal, Hard, Nightmare, and IronMan. - HaremBro1yrCommented
🧐😆😎
After all, if even someone like Alexander could earn so much money, surely a man with Nader's veteran MMORPG experience would do at least ten times better! - HaremBro1yrCommented
I'm not sure why this is such a common argument, like it's okay to cap someone's mom on her death bed for Exp XD
But the EXP was far too good to pass up… and it wasn't as though the man had very long to live, anyway.