ProcrastinatiMeem
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Based + Cringepilled = Chaos
2021-04-04 JoinedAustralia
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ProcrastinatiMeem14dCommentedWanna know what's harder than tungsten? Tungsten Carbide. Write that down.
He grabbed my foot and tore into it with his sword... well he tried to, but tungsten isn't as easy to pierce as he'd like to think, his sword shattered like glass against my leg.- ProcrastinatiMeem15dReplied to 20thCenturyPharaoh
MF looks like he wants to be punched. Hard.
Sancraid Phahn is an excommunicated priest from Fate/Prototype that was punished with execution for the sheer number of people he killed out of racist hate and his own psychotic pleasure but faked his death and escaped. He's here because characters do exist across parallel worlds but in different capacities to the original and something like this is completely in tune with his nature. - ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommentedShe looked me up and down again before wrapping her arms around her body, "Oh Father in heaven, relieve this lost child of his rancid beastly thoughts and safeguard my purity."
- ProcrastinatiMeem15dReplied to MyOwnNemesisI'm Shinjiberg goddamit.
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She will
Damn though, what happens if I say my balls ache? - ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommentedNo, wait, that was kind of pathetic.
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Basically, the greatest middle finger against Alaya. Period.
Any attempts at attacking her 'saviour' would mean Alaya risks unleashing said Beast on this current age where humans suck ass when it comes to power and potentially allowing the Gods back in seeing as a fight with her wouldn't exactly go away as an omnipotent inexplicable gas leak. - ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommentedBut looking at her... goddamn, big titty onee-sans are awesome.
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Stop nihilism. Become yandere
She delulu. - ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommentedThe discord mod called Alaya, HUmANiTY's sUBcOnsCIouS which can just up and delete the timeline I'm in if she deems this particular one is detrimental to humanity's progress.
- ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommentedThe lady's face turned to stone as she gave me a small nod and stomped down to my classroom...
- ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommentedTechnically the truth, cause he has no balls, no wife, no bitches and no life. I pointed that out before I left.
- ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommented"Busy sucking off that bug?" I put a hand over my mouth, that wasn't meant to be said out loud.
- ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommentedLet's hope I don't have to go for Plan C because it might give Japan a 3rd reason to call itself the Land of the Rising Sun.
- ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommentedIt does not help that they are shaped like the dick my grandfather wishes he had.
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That's going to char them over!
"And your mother said she liked this finger best." - ProcrastinatiMeem15dCommented
Bugs?
"Fuck that bug dude. Tell him to shove one of his dick bugs up his ass, maybe his cOlD dEAd HeARt will feel something."