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Austen_mullennix8dCommentedcall me anything but late for dinner.
'That sounds so cringe worthy...', I thought, "They can call me whatever they want, I am just happy my point got across."- Austen_mullennix28dCommented
hahaha...lol i just got finished typing in the last 2 paagraphs about the snickers commercial and here Annabeth goes and gives Ophis a Snickers bar. lol
Annabeth seemed to calm down a bit and then put her hand in her pocket where she began to reach for something, finding what she was looking for she pulled her hand back and revealed a snickers bar. - Austen_mullennix28dCommented
have a snickers...your not you when your hungry. lol the commercial for this popped into m head when i read this.
Harry noticed how scared she seems and deciding to calm her down he gave Annabeth a smile "It's alright Annabeth, Ophis is really nice and kind plus she's not one to get offended easily in fact if you ever see her in a bad mood give her some chocolate and she'll be cool right after". - Austen_mullennix28dCommented
its even funnier when i pictured Hermes from danmachi saying this.
The Greek Gods sighed in relief now that he was gone, Hermes shook his head "Ugh... I'm going to have to change my undergarments, I seriously shat myself a couple of times". - Austen_mullennix29dCommented
the funny thing is i can easily picture something like this happenning.
In Harry's home, Ddraig who was sleeping on Morgan's lap suddenly sneezed a fireball that hit Sirius who got up and began to jump around in a panic while everyone was trying to shoot him with water spells to put him out, Ddraig shook his head and scrunched up his face "I feel like someone just got the wrong idea about dragons...". - Austen_mullennix30dCommented
found a dragon mask design
He glared at the deformed being and placed his hand in front of his face and claws down gathering energy and forming a reptilian-like white mask with two long horns growing out of it towards the back of his head. - Austen_mullennix1mthCommented
what is the blue like morning sky flame?
This book has been deleted. - Austen_mullennix1mthCommented
considering the spin off has been left at 44 chapters for the past 2 years, there isnt much point atm.
(A/N: Since I'm sure everyone wants to know, the people who have come back from the Actualized World with Vahn are as follows: Sarina, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Tights, Broly, Cheelai, their three kids, Goku, Launch, Gohan, Krillin, Lazuli, Marron, Lapis, his wife and child, Chronoa, Vados, Kusu, Caulifla, Kale, and Marcarita. Though it's a bit spoilery, it should be pretty obvious that Vahn ended up with most of the aforementioned females. The only exceptions are Cheelai, who ended up with Broly, Launch, who ended up with Goku, and Lazuli, who ended up with Krillin. As for why Goku and several others wanted to follow along with Vahn, well, that should be pretty obvious. Vahn was a parental figure to both Goku and Broly. The others have their own reasons, but, for the sake of keeping at least a few secrets about the spin-off series, I won't reveal them at the present moment. Anyways, this isn't a part of the chapters I promised. I just figured I should have a 'filler' chapter since there are quite a number of changes introduced as a result of Vahn's time in the Actualized World. Also, when I said there were going to be 2-3 chapters of EPIC and 1 chapter of NOICE, I was specifically referring to today's block, not yesterday's. In other words, this is kind of a replacement for the Update chapter I posted previously. There should be 3-4 more chapters before the 10 AM reset tomorrow morning. Sorry if I wasn't as clear as I could have been.) - Austen_mullennix1mthCommented
that is the perfect curse to use for punishment/ torture. as it doesnt actually hurt anyone as it is mostly mental. i wonder what category this curse would be considered in harry potter?
Watching the buxom beauty prance away, Vahn's expression darkened as he muttered, "I swear...if that brat tries to lewd my daughter, I'm going to curse him with a magical enchantment that gives him taste buds between his butt cheeks..." - Austen_mullennix1mthCommented
they call him Ebisu? hes the only god of fishermen i know of...lol
As this thought crossed his mind, a snaggletoothed grin spread across Jahad's face as he rose to his feet and released a hearty laugh that caused every Lighthouse in the surroundings to tremble. Then, with an expression that radiated remarkable self-confidence, he said, "I'll need to prepare a suitable stage. Even if it is ultimately my fate to die at your hands, don't think for a moment I'll just bend the knee. You had better bring your A-Game, Vahn Aldrnari Mason. If you don't, I'll make sure you learn, first hand, why people still refer to me as the God of Fishermen...!" - Austen_mullennix1mthReplied to That_Noodle_Dude
same here...I want to know as well.
"Yes! The ones about 'Jizz in my pants', the 'Yo my dad' song.. kinda gross by the way? Then the 'dark cristaaaal' song! I like that one.. Hm? Ladykiller Leader?" Nora made Neo collapse in embarrassment, like a puppet with her strings cut. - Austen_mullennix1mthReplied to Saeko_Kaburagi
hot!!
But he continued to stare. The black haired one with a bow had enchanting yellow eyes, a cute face and a slender but curvy body. All packed inside some form fitting clothing. The other one was gorgeous with an interesting style he'd call tomboyish. Tight but flexible black pants. Pink, white and black boots. A black dress-like shirt that shows her navel. And a pink and white varsity-looking jacket hanging by her arms. - Austen_mullennix1mthCommented
a clever rainbow danger noodle!
(A/N: Alternate Titles: '*Squishing Intensifies*','Clever snek...!?','Arles wearing an Alice outfit with a large pocket watch nestled against her diminutive chest...') - Austen_mullennix1mthCommented
had a coughing fit i laughed so hard.
Fenrir squinted her eyes and enjoyed Vahn's caress as random passersby looked at their interaction with a bit of incredulity in their gazes. Some of the men had seen Fenrir's actions with the banana and had sly grins on their faces at first until immediately becoming pale after seeing the final state of the banana, complete annihilation. There was even one rather unfortunate middle-aged man that looked like he had dislocated his hip and was using a nearby wall as support as he held his thighs together... - Austen_mullennix1mthReplied to Sil3nt_1
im laughing hard enough that im snorting lol
Since he had stopped his hands, Loki managed to regain a bit of clarity as she looked toward the four girls that had entered the room. She stretched out her right hand and said in a slurred voice, "Shhaaave meeee~. It won't stooooop~" Even now, Loki's body still vibrated with the reverberations of a twenty-minute long continuous climax. She had severely underestimated Vahn's ability and now wanted to escape from his clutches before she lost her mind. - Austen_mullennix1mthReplied to lnsomniac_
true
'Does that fox really keep that demon caged?' - Austen_mullennix2mthCommented
yeah the irony of this statement is funny as what now a year or two since this came out the author has started another fanfic with yuna somehow winding up in the one piece world...although it only has 2 chapters at this time and she has said that it will not currently have stable updates to it.
'Err, I can't really put my finger on it, but that feels a little off...' - Austen_mullennix2mthCommented
is it just me or does this not sound like something the daedric prince of madness Sheogorath would say but exchanging the cake comment for one of cheese?
"This venerable one is known as Yuna Uzumaki, the Goddess of Ice... perversion, bribery, degeneracy in general... and a few more things. Oh! And cakes! I am currently aiming for cakes as well! Can't forget that one." - Austen_mullennix2mthCommented
i just had some soda come out my nose at this line as it caught me off gaurd by quite s bit...also ow it burns lol
Although Kakashi almost involuntarily changed the color of his underwear, he still played it cool. - Austen_mullennix2mthCommented
great song wish there was a male version for the vocals though as it would make more sense for him to sing.
(BGM: God Knows - Suzuhi Harumiya).