The dog looked up with intelligent eyes as the collar around its neck spoke in a female voice with a distinctly Russian accent, "Please, comrade, could you let me out? I really need to pee..."
Itsuki got up to go take a shower only to find Kushina was also taking one and without any further words he joined her in the shower which ended up with him balls deep inside of her ,causing them to take a little longer to finish their shower...
Minato May Have Been Your Father But He Ain't Your Daddy
And assuming if what Chris said had merit. He, was most likely a Lesser Dragon right now in human form. And it was going to take him a shit ton of time to learn how to deal with them.
Konosuba: A Scottish Dragon In This Wonderful World
'All because of that cursed Boku no pico' He thought and pushed the entire blame to that... abomination he had once mistakenly watched during his adolescence.