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_oinkchan5hReplied to wolfdstroyerCh 203 The Lightbringer- _oinkchan11hReplied to Dcelano
Who said I want it that bad 💀, in fact let me tell you this… I don't consume corn, I get bches. I make this statement cuz I am known a bit for writing some smut.
No there will not be lemons 🍋 I'm not that kind of writer - _oinkchan13hCommented
All great writers have some smut in their novels 😤
No there will not be lemons 🍋 I'm not that kind of writer - _oinkchan15hReplied to Foosh
I agree plus he is that hand now, the second most powerful person
Arthur did not reject her, instead he welcomed her with opened arms. Both the Princess and her adviser enjoyed each other's comfort and sighed deeply. This was the most they could do, no matter how much they desired each other, no matter how they felt about one another, they were not meant to be. - _oinkchan15hCommentedCh 11 In the Eyes of the Seven
- _oinkchan16hReplied to AegonT7
Nothing weo g in that
The latter started screaming in terror and pain as he felt his flesh being torn apart by the northerner's jaw, he tried to struggle, his limbs bent and unbent in vain as a puddle of blood started forming itself around his head. Finally, Arthur Stark ripped the flesh out of the Dornish Prince's neck, ending his screams and his life. He got back up, with the meat still between his jaws, Ser Criston was sure he was chewing on it as his eyes slightly returned to their normal grey. Shadow finally awoken from its deep slumber, and looked at its friend with a glance, Rhaenyra barely noticed that, a whirlwind of emotions was swirling in her, she did not know how to feel. Nauseous because of the gruesome sight, relieved that her friend would live to see another day, worried about everything she'd seen from him, and the way Dorne would react to the death of one of its princes. And curious… curious because she was now sure that he was hiding many things from her, and she was determined to learn more. - _oinkchan16hCommented
Uh did she f criston?
As the days went by, Rhaenyra's patience grew thinner, so much so that the Princess actually snapped at Lord Carron when he promised to be a dutiful husband, that would take special care in satisfying his wife every night if needed be. The courtship had ended earlier because of her outburst, and Arthur had tried to ease his Princess' temper. Unfortunately, there was a Dragon roaring inside Rhaenyra's heart, and the Stark was not nearly cold enough to quell her fire. She had slammed the door of her room in his face and command him to go away. She hadn't come out for supper that night, and according to Ser Criston, it took her many hours to grow tired enough to go to sleep. - _oinkchan17hReplied to Sword_1mmortal
Hope not I'm shipping Mc honestly or Laenor
"They'll brag about their lands and castles. You must know that none of them were taught how to court a princess, though I doubt such a thing could ever be taught." - _oinkchan17hCommented
Otto is not dumb
"Thank you, Your Grace. As I was saying the Triarchy has one goal, and one goal only; gold. That's the point of this war. If Prince Daemon and Lord Corlys were to lose, their taxes and plunder will only increase, as will their fleet and number, and sooner than we expect, they'll have all the men and ships necessary to control many more naval routes of the Narrow sea." - _oinkchan18hReplied to BALLSOFVIBRANIUM
We aren't close but he is one of the authors I kind of admire
The Fourth Hokage had failed in stopping the enemy. - _oinkchan1dCommentedCh 22 21: Girlfriend
- _oinkchan1dCommented
I think the readers just expect better from you because you are a great author but they fail to understand that even if you have repeated a danzo cliché… you’ll write that cliché as well like the cream of the elite. The quality itself is outstanding and that is the difference. As for the eggshell part, can’t ever change that aspect of WebNovel. People will drop for the stupidest reasons but not before announcing their departure.
You are free to drop the project if this offended your sensibilities so much, or are free to give me a chance, either way… I'm tired of this aspect of webnovel, where it feels you are walking on egg shells over the slightest dumbest things. - _oinkchan1dCommented
Truly a senile old man
• When he gets there, in a room full of high level shinobi, some of whom are sensors, he decides to ranodmly fire off a genjutsu that isn't even his to brainwash Mifune into doing what he wanted. Which is really dumb, since Mifune literally says later that he probably would have done what Danzo wanted anyway, but the use of Shisui's genjutsu in such a clunky and downright stupid way just makes him decide otherwise. Literally a case of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. - _oinkchan1dReplied to joyboy69
Nah dude it’s just Masashi’s trash writing
• To summarise, Danzo was the one who leaked what Naruto was, but not his parentage, so the village would have a scapegoat and somebody to rally around hating. Which is dumb when he's the living embodiment of a fucking nuke, and his hurt feelings can easily turn into your hurt bones. It was a pure miracle that Naruto didn't just wreck the entire village. Also, the fact that being the scapegoat for all the bad things was Danzo's job. He sucks so badly at his job an unwitting 4 year old was better at it than him. - _oinkchan1dCommented
Honestky once again bad writing and too much retcon
• Also in the 9 tails attack, you have like 40 fucking dudes who can control the 9 tails, and have it stop killing dudes for like 2 minutes while the 4th seals it. And you have your own spies saying the strongest one, Fugaku, who can keep all the others in check, is trustworthy and loyal. So there is literally no reason not to ask them to come and help out. So what do you do if you're Danzo, the alleged cleverest dude around? Well, obviously you screech about how untrustworthy they are and send them vague orders to "partrol" - _oinkchan1dCommented
Because they are brainwashed slaves of danzo that are mere tools
• This failed so fucking badly that the one wood style user ever to be successfully produced at this point leaves his ANBU and joins the Hokage's ANBU, which is pretty much a fuckup of epic proportions. Also, the Hokage found out about Yamato, which is a huge embarrassment to Danzo. To add onto this point, the hokage showed up with a bunch of his own ANBU to retrieve Kakashi and Yamato, and verbally bitch slabs Danzo. Hnestly I have no idea how any FOundation personel there didn't realise "hey, maybe we're the bad guys here?" when surrounded by a bunch of pissed off ANBU who are inches away from cutting them down as traitors, since they've been caught in the act of treason - _oinkchan1dCommented
Honestly bad writing and plot on kishimoto’s end to make a backstory
• For the above point he sends the one fucking ANBU with a history of being friends with Kakashi. Literally any other fucking dude would have been a better choice. Even the 2nd dude who was sent on the mission taking the primary role, and Yamato taking the secondary role, would have been better. But he chose the one formation with the one shinobi that would fail. - _oinkchan1dCommented
Actually, I disagree with this one.
• He placed them all under surveillance, and assigned the one single Uchiha ANBU to the group that did it, which was pretty dumb considering literally anybody except Itachi would have ratted out the Leaf's surveillance within minutes. If you're placing a clan under a watchful eye, maybe pick literally anybody except a member of that clan to do it?