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Harry's Dragons (suggest names) - jgonz4299hCommentedThis day was also a bulking day so I went to a nearby river in the village where I began fishing with a handmade spear I made out of some branches. While I could just use a net trap , what would be the fun in that? Ever since I decided to have big cheat meals I been reading cooking and hunting books to allow me to cook small fish and birds outdoors. At first, I kinda sucked, and gorden ramzy would not be proud. but after preparing fish a few times, my grilled fish with lemons, was bomb. After finishing the meal I went for a run across the river, during the run I saw Shisue the man was already trying to do water walking. This MF was advancing so fast. He didn't seem even close to being able to do it though but still. How did this guy already master tree walking? I approached him and said " In a very river like this , was the Konuha build, over the competition between Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju and their friendship". Shsuie looked at me asking if the story was true, I sad a 100% you can look at the clan library. I dared Shisue if he will have the very same competition Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju had with me. He got excited and began getting into a fighting stance. while I pulled down my pants. he looked at me confused saying what are you doing. I told him the competition was who could piss farther, they were both children why would they fight. Shisue died from embarrassment and ran away. I guess we weren't suppose to be a madra and Hashirama of this era.
- jgonz4299hCommentedafter a few months, on one of my runs across the village, I saw Asuma, obito and Mizuki all working out. I wondered what got these bums to finally do some training. So I went to ask them. " what got you bums working, every time I saw you guys, you were playing tag or house." Obito glared at me and put his sleeves up wanting to fight "We arent muscle junky like you, we are gonna be ninjas, the ninja academy exams starting soon. now lets see who is a bum". he started swinging his paunch, I grabbed his slow ass and got him in the tombstone piledriver positon. Obito was too shocked to react in time. Asmua and Mizuki were also kinda scared but Asuma finally got some balls in him and said" Isn't he your clansman how about you let him go this time. you don't want to be known as the person beating up the weakest person in your clan". Damn, I was excited about pulling off the Undertaker move on Obito. I know the move doesn't really hurt too much but, i let go of him and told him.(I will get this mf next time) "it's better for you to give up being a ninja, you just gonna make your teammates bail you out every time, haha haha." I did a classic anime antagonist laugh and continued my workout. Obtio on the background screamed," I'm gonna be Hokage one day believe It, the best ninja in the village". that only made me laugh even harder.
- jgonz4299hCommentedSince my birthday when Yakumi helped open up my chakra network, I have been conducting constant tests on how chakra moves and its effects. The first test I did was putting some chakra into my fist to see what happens when I punch the bag with it. The result wasn't really an increase in strength; the punches hurt a lot less, and it seemed like it increased the durability of my fist as it didn't become red from punching hard. Next, I put some chakra in my triceps (arms) and punched the bag. This time, the bag ripped apart, causing a small hole dripping sand. My hands hurt like hell and were bleeding too. I was surprised and happy, but to avoid a big spill, I ran to my mom to sew the bag together again. My mom got the slippers out again and began chasing me after cleaning my mess. I guess some things don't change no matter the universe you are from.
- jgonz42918hCommented'According to a statement from the author of the novel, if the novel's hero had relied on the art of Ryoshi instead of the art of Chicano,
- jgonz42919hCommented[Ding Dong The host has met the conditions for awakening the
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Ghosty is that you?
All R-18 chapters are released on Patreon only and nowhere else. You can access them there. You can access them by paying just $5. You will get more chapters early by paying more. - jgonz4293dCommentedAn owl came with two letters at Hage village at the church. The letters were dropped over the beautiful nun in the church.
- jgonz4296dCommentedOnoki looked ready to faint." DAMMM YOU SARUTOBI. YOU COCKSUCKING ASSFUCKED SON OF A BITCH. "
- jgonz4296dCommented<i>"When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade" this is a popular saying associated with life giving you corn cobbing without lube. I say fuck that take those fucking lemons and cut them and squeeze that juice and oil into the wounds of "Life" before "Life" breaths its last breath.</i>
- jgonz4296dCommentedRed answered this time, "Well, it makes things interesting, don't you think? If some of you 20 Talent Players become Villains, the other Players will be forced to team up and some strengths are only shown when Playing in Co-Op. What's wrong with having a dozen or so surprise bosses show up here and there? Besides, we're not making anyone do anything. If you go down a path of evil, it's your choice. No one's gonna force you. Hehe, get it? Force?"
- jgonz4296dCommented[2] [Exploding Charm* (Requires Charms Proficiency)]
- jgonz4297dCommentedI'm a snnnaake~~
- jgonz4297dCommented"How about Gacha?" She said with sparkling eyes.
- jgonz4298dCommented"Very well Darling…but don't take too long to get over your feelings of uncertainty towards Padmé and your children or else I'll use the force to rip open a portal and come beat some sense into you." Talon threatened while her eyes started to glow a menacing sith color with arc of what seemed like crimson lightning.
- jgonz42913dCommentedBrock "Why do you smell like Nurse Joy?"
- jgonz42915dCommentedShe held his hand, guiding it to her moist place.