Asta_Lord
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"If you say "advise" again, I swear to gods, I will bash your head open!"- Asta_Lord2yrCommented
Lollllll famous last words
"Famous last words," Aria scoffed and pierced the tip a little deeper into Zach's neck. - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
That was so random😂
After a few seconds, the slime appeared again and said, [You can obtain the rest of the information about this game from the menu.] - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
Lollll true
'How come other protagonists get away with changing souls yet with just a change in the aura I've already been exposed!' - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
😂bruhh
"Bai Zemin, how much longer are you going to pretend to be sleeping?! This little bitch friend of yours is trying my patience!" Lilith looked in Bai Zemin's direction as she continued to block Shangguan Bing Xue's sword. - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
Sheeeeeeeesh🥶
"Juseshro? What a shitty name." Bai Zemin spat on the ground and with one hand wiped away the blood covering his face as he said in a low voice, "I've got enough trouble already but more keeps coming.... I guess I might as well let loose a little here to show everyone that a pack of rabbits shouldn't bother a lion who just wants to rest in peace." - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
Omni-man 😌🔥
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My heart 😭
"You…really are a selfish person. I remember when you just kissed me out of the blue…but you aren't a bad person Helen. Maybe I did realise too late..." - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
Lol now u definitely have my full attention
"Truck-kun! I'm going to fcking dismantle you!" Gavin roared in anger. - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
This burns😂🔥🔥🔥
The next morning the sun rose, and the first thing the soldiers did once they woke up was to check their necks. Each one was loudly announcing that they were 'safe'. What's more they even did a headcount to check if any of them had gone missing. Of course this was all due to the new visitors there. When they looked over at them, Fex who had already been annoyed couldn't help but shout: "I might be hungry, but I still have STANDARDS!" - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
Don’t give a danm what the people might think. Quinn is in the right This mf got to die
"However, when you attacked our ship, you didn't just go after my life. You went after the life of everyone on that ship. My comrades who are all dear to my life and I can not allow that to happen again!" - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
Im dying😂😂😂 Fex is too hilarious
"... Was I the only one who forgot dragons could do that?" Fex asked, but judging from the silence and the blank faces of those next to him, he wasn't. 'I mean just because a creature has large wings doesn't mean they can always use them.' - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
My man said i can only tolerate stupidity for so long Just perfect 😌 Mc’s coolest line so far
"I warned you and gave you several chances, kid... I'm not God, so my mercies are not infinite. I can only tolerate stupidity for so long." Gustav shook his head with a look of pity as he spoke. - Asta_Lord2yrCommented
Awwww😍
"Do not waste time. Answer my question," said the Collector. "That you have defended my cocoon allows me to understand to minimal furthered degree your aberrant tie to my continued well being. Your usefulness thus increases in small measure. - Asta_Lord3yrCommented[Of course! I'm never wrong... By the way, what is it that I wasn't wrong about?]
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Very subtle joke
Sister Orb and Rean nodded. Well, only Rean since Sister Orb had no head, but she agreed with Roan nonetheless. - Asta_Lord3yrCommented
Good writing ✍️
Sister Orb and Rean nodded. Well, only Rean since Sister Orb had no head, but she agreed with Roan nonetheless. - Asta_Lord3yrCommented
Still doing way better than i ever could loll
"Oh boy… one year and three months to learn a single spell. How did I manage to go to college with this level of intelligence?"