"No big deal," Noah said, calm and indifferent, using his fingers as blades to parry the slashes. The sound of his fingernails colliding with the bone blades was continuous, producing a series of crisp, tinkling sounds.
"In my previous life, in the year of 996, I worked myself to the bone only for the company to go under. Now I've crossed over and I'm still toiling away for a landlord. Is my destiny just to be a worker?"
Cultivating by picking up attributes, I accumulate my strength!
[ Mexican Mom's Chancla: Some random Mexican mom's slippers. Use it to bitch slap anyone to discipline them and give them immense emotional damage. The most effective areas of slapping are on the face and buttocks. While it may not cause physical damage, it can leave the victim questioning their entire existence.. Their thoughts will become chaotic and they will eventually be paralyzed in front of the wielder of the chancla for a certain period of time, varying based on the victim's mental fortitude! ]
[ Congratulations! You gained a Mexican Mom's Chancla for eating your first delectable Pokemon dish that's prepared by your own hand! The Mexican Mom's Chancla has been stored in the System Storage as a way to motivate you to continue cooking your ingredients in delicious ways. Note: You may get more enhanced rewards if your cooking improves! ]
"Hmmm… I have to say, I should become an artist as my side job. I killed both my parents and Lynn's as well but I managed to make their death a work of art."
[Innate Furnace Cauldron: The best constitution for dual cultivation in the world, significantly enhancing the dual cultivation effects of one's Taoist couple. Effect ①: Your body strength is greatly increased. Effect ②: Your Taoist couple's dual cultivation effect is multiplied by five. Effect ③: Your attraction to the opposite sex is greatly increased. Effect ④: The person who dual cultivates with you will gradually fall in love with you. Current Stage: Advanced]
Unlocking The Easy Mode Of Cultivation After Getting Married
There it is! Looking at the Wizard job I could almost hear Hagrid's voice in my ears. You're a Wizard Michio! It would be funny to see him try and pronounce my Japanese name.