Captain_Bonta_kun
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Captain_Bonta_kun5dCommentedLadies will love him for this 🤣
Prehensile Tongue: Toad has the ability to extend his tongue up to 60 feet in length and use it as a whip to ensnare objects and people. His tongue is superhumanly strong, capable of lifting and crushing a physically enhanced mutant.- Captain_Bonta_kun7dCommented
You mean overqualified bodyguard ?
'The title sounded a bit better than 'Castle Security Officer'.' - Captain_Bonta_kun9dCommented
False there are other pantheons as well
Atropos shook her head, "No Percy there are several others out there and they all live in Camp Half-Blood." - Captain_Bonta_kun10dCommented
Reminds me of Fred and George
Their faces paled upon seeing the knife and Annabeth's angered expression. - Captain_Bonta_kun14dCommented"Did I ever mention just how much in love I am with you?" Peter said, kicking his feet.
- Captain_Bonta_kun15dCommentedAnnabeth went into her closet and took out a small suitcase, she turned towards Lucian and gave him a thumbs up, I'm ready let's go"
- Captain_Bonta_kun15dCommented"So you will be getting diabetes this year then?" Jet asked.
- Captain_Bonta_kun18dCommented
And with his charizard in the future, he's gonna get bullied a lot 🤣🤣
When May and Dawn had caught a few Spearow to send to their home regions, I also used my aura to locate the strongest one before catching it for Ash, mainly for the reason I gave him before. Of course, I couldn't say it was entirely out of the goodness of my heart, as Spearow were considered to be extremely vindictive and spiteful. I was curious to see how he was going to handle training one. - Captain_Bonta_kun18dCommented
I still pick mudkip any time of day as Swampert is debatably the strongest out of those 3. It's mega evolution is sick as well.
(A.N. Emerald was the first Pokemon game I ever played, and the first starter I ever picked was Treecko. There was no way I was going to do a Pokemon fanfic with paying homage to my OG starter, even if I've picked Torchic every time since.) - Captain_Bonta_kun19dCommented"Miltank, drink some milk!"
- Captain_Bonta_kun20dCommented"And bigger too." Her eyes flickered to his nether regions. "His cock never dangled like yours did. Seriously, are you a porn star?"
- Captain_Bonta_kun21dReplied to Dr_Dred
It's giving me Ultron vibes, I like it!
(MCU Model image) - Captain_Bonta_kun22dCommented
Did he just use a death note?
This paragraph has been deleted. - Captain_Bonta_kun24dCommented
Deadpool will be proud of you 🤣
"Youuuuuu're here, there's nothing I fear...and I know that my heart will go oooonn." - Captain_Bonta_kun24dCommented
Very unrealistic
"The target starts at 200m and increase by 10m for each round. The one who stand tall till the end is the winner and takes away 10000 gold dragons. Everyone please cheer for our contestants." - Captain_Bonta_kun1mthReplied to Taro
that's actually a lot from a business point of view as the company will do all work whilst he's only receiving profit. most of the time royalties won't even fo above 10 percent
According to his agreement with FlyPowder Corporation, he would receive 30% of the profits from all the special Floo Powder. - Captain_Bonta_kun1mthCommented
🤣🤣
"Actually, Flint weighs 170 pounds, and my current weight is 100 pounds, which is less than half of his weight," Alaric retorted casually. "And strength doesn't solely depend on weight; people are different, and muscles are different." - Captain_Bonta_kun1mthCommented
Where's the balding part of that programme? 🤣🤣🤣
"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10 kilometers of running, just do it every day," was Alaric's response. - Captain_Bonta_kun1mthCommentedA military general who had a feud with the CIA spoke up mockingly, "We don't want to hear what a failure you are at your job. Where does your budget go if you can't even train proper spies?"
- Captain_Bonta_kun1mthCommented
I bet even the Bellagio don't have the kind of money he's earning every day.
After registering for the classes, Barry decided to try his luck at the casino. To his surprise, he managed to amass a staggering $1,200,000,000 in winnings.