"If you're not careful and stray into the wrong areas of reality, you'll end up in the backrooms, where there's nothing but the smell of damp carpet, the madness of the yellow monkey, and the endlessly loud background noise of the maximum buzzing fluorescent lights, and about... "
She only felt even more vexed upon hearing the waves of the sea thrashing about and seeing the young guardian, Callisa, floating in the sea and snapping her giant pincers together in glee and excitement.
"Yes," Cillain let out a coquettish giggle as he looked at the other guildmasters, "You may not be aware of this, but the previous guildmaster of Cerberus guild, may he rest in pieces, was not only fighting for the spot of top 2 against me due to his ego…
"Is there something I've been kept in the dark about?" Akira wondered, furrowing her brows slightly. She always felt this way when her father was hiding something from her, and last night's dinner, when he asked if she had a girlfriend, seemed unusual.
"Like how you probably embraced the Recruit's rock-hard cock," Ayesha snorted. She and Lina, bumping arms and nodding to each other after she said that.
OR wait for it... it's affected by his preferences.
"..." The man that handed him the clothes earlier didn't have hearts floating above his head—and it wasn't only him, all the men that walked in front of Rhys didn't have hearts—only women.
"..." Rhys also turned his head to where the arachne was looking, only to see the thing between his legs… violently thriving, almost hitting the arachne's stomach from how alive it was. Perhaps out of everything that has happened in the Underworld, this was the most unexpected one.
He didn't say anything and simply listened until Cristopher finished his report. When the chubby boy was done, the seven-year-old pondered for a bit before an evil smirk appeared on his face.