MasterOfTheDadJoke
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MasterOfTheDadJoke11dCommentedNon-pedo MC LESS GOOOO
Smirking at Peter, I gave him a slight wink while he just rolled his eyes and looked away; he may not know it, but among the boys, Gwen and Jean are considered the cutest girls in school, and he is currently dancing with both of them, I know the other boys are jealous. Of course, I didn't voice my opinions on the matter; I may be twelve years old like everyone else, but I had the mind of an adult, and I damn sure wasn't a pedophile.- MasterOfTheDadJoke18dReplied to Primordial_Saiyan
No, if anything, being small is detrimental to his case, he needs reach, a speak would be great for that. One thing literary and mangas/manwhas have done wrong is hype up knives. Knives really suck, and they’re best kept as hidden backups. If you want a handheld blade, choose a sword variation. But polearms, historically speaking, are just better in general in combat.
'I,' Loki drawled, 'would recommend that you use a spear.' - MasterOfTheDadJoke18dReplied to Primordial_Saiyan
Nah, polearms are the best weapons
'I,' Loki drawled, 'would recommend that you use a spear.' - MasterOfTheDadJoke19dCommented
Nice
When he looked at the vault number, he had a strange feeling because it was number 69. - MasterOfTheDadJoke19dReplied to klaus_op
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~You men are so lucky you don't have to deal with this crap every month,~ she used to say. - MasterOfTheDadJoke19dReplied to B0nfire
Good on you for calling him out bro 🫡🫡
~You men are so lucky you don't have to deal with this crap every month,~ she used to say. - MasterOfTheDadJoke27dReplied to Void_Erbus
Gotcha, though men do cheat more than women. Like, professional surveys have been done on this, and men always cheat more. Be wary of what you hear online, as there is always an agenda being pushed toward you.
These were just his paranoia which his family always tried to convince him otherwise. His Mother often tried to set him up with girls she thought he would like, but Marcus didn't care. They eventually gave up on the idea of grandchildren since Marcus had checked out of relationships because of the terrible experiences other men had gone through. - MasterOfTheDadJoke27dReplied to Void_Erbus
Firstly, your initial reply seemed quite defensive, seeing as you made a rebuttal that actually did not collide with my point. I thought you had a knee-jerk reaction and instantly decided to rebut my argument based on a hasty assumption. Secondly, statically speaking, men are more likely to cheat than women, and do cheat more than women. Thirdly, it was never my intention to make people feel like ALL the blame is on them for relationship problems. Of course, the cheater or the betrayer is at fault. What I was arguing against was people deciding to blame ALL women or decide to never get into a relationship due to the mistakes of a small percentage. I don’t stand by that, and I think true masculinity lies in recognition of morality and justice, whilst also living for yourself. Thus, live for yourself and your own enjoyment, but help the people you care about, stand up for people who cannot speak as loudly as you, and above all, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. You can’t blame everything wrong with the world and your life on another person. There’s a moment in which someone should decide, ‘ok, time to reflect, and move on.’ They were the problem? It’s your responsibility to DECIDE to LEARN from it. Fourthly, bland moments in a relationship are inevitable. Doing something interesting, whether it’s visiting a new area or doing a new activity together, often helps to reignite that flame. Ask yourself, ‘what made me like them in the first place?’ Beyond that, loyalty during trying times is a value I think most people should look for. If you trust your partner, this shouldn’t be an issue correct? At least for me, when I felt that things were a little slow, it was weird because when we met up together, we both had surprises for each other. So whilst I was brainstorming how to make things exciting, so was she! That trust is what I look for personally, just as an example. P.S. Sorry if this came off as rude, sometimes being direct is the best way to convey a point. P.S.S. Hope that last part helps, homie!
These were just his paranoia which his family always tried to convince him otherwise. His Mother often tried to set him up with girls she thought he would like, but Marcus didn't care. They eventually gave up on the idea of grandchildren since Marcus had checked out of relationships because of the terrible experiences other men had gone through. - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthReplied to Void_Erbus
I didn’t say nobody else had issues? In fact, my whole point is stemming from the fact that people had issues in this area. I was saying that if we’re more careful, these issues would rarely pop up, if not at all. I’m also noticing a lot of replies form people like you, getting weirdly defensive. These issues that you have with relationships, sure, they’re not always your fault, but it was your choice to get invloved with that person. If the potential consequences of a relationship gone awry is that devestating, then please take you time, don’t rush into it. Furthermore, there are many ways to healthily blow off steam and deal with emotions. You don’t need to idolise vindictive and incel behaviours. Learn from your mistakes, or don’t make any in the first place. On top of that, there’s a difference between whining and venting, and men these days just complain and whine. Man up and get off your high horse.
These were just his paranoia which his family always tried to convince him otherwise. His Mother often tried to set him up with girls she thought he would like, but Marcus didn't care. They eventually gave up on the idea of grandchildren since Marcus had checked out of relationships because of the terrible experiences other men had gone through. - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthReplied to DemiGodOfNight
I was just laying on my bed and looking up at my ceiling. I noticed all the little dimples and dips, the soft white tones of the paint. It had seen me grow up, seen me progress, seen my happiness and sadness, all whilst I slept. It’s not the best ceiling, but it’s definitely up there.
Harry was either stuck in some chivalrous period, or that goblin sense of humour was having a laugh at her expense. Either way, wherever they went, Harry offered his arm and she gratefully took it. She didn't know if this increased the whispering that followed Harry wherever he went, and didn't really care. Last night she was on his arm under the stars. It may have only been their astronomy lesson but that's not the way Hermione chose to remember it, it was easily the most romantic night of her young life. - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthReplied to A_Real_Werewolf234
Then you chose wrong. You rushed into it. How many dates did you go on together before you started officially being an item? I have never chosen a bad friend, nor a bad partner. The breakups I had were due to time constraints or one of us moving somewhere far away. Quite literally, work on yourself before looking for other people. What values you seek in a partner should also be a value you seek for yourself.
These were just his paranoia which his family always tried to convince him otherwise. His Mother often tried to set him up with girls she thought he would like, but Marcus didn't care. They eventually gave up on the idea of grandchildren since Marcus had checked out of relationships because of the terrible experiences other men had gone through. - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthReplied to Kane_Estler
Then don’t look for a relationship. Simple. Focus on yourself.
These were just his paranoia which his family always tried to convince him otherwise. His Mother often tried to set him up with girls she thought he would like, but Marcus didn't care. They eventually gave up on the idea of grandchildren since Marcus had checked out of relationships because of the terrible experiences other men had gone through. - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthReplied to YoungMasterDon
No? Just know what you value in a friend/partner? Really not hard bro, and you won’t get hurt. Don’t know why everyone chooses to overcomplicate it.
These were just his paranoia which his family always tried to convince him otherwise. His Mother often tried to set him up with girls she thought he would like, but Marcus didn't care. They eventually gave up on the idea of grandchildren since Marcus had checked out of relationships because of the terrible experiences other men had gone through. - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthCommented
Bro…☹️
'I don't know. Maybe I want you to bear my future cubs because although Snow Leopards are called 'leopards', they are more closely related to Tigers than leopards so you should be able to bear my cubs.' I answered in my mind. - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthReplied to gaming_orical
Yeah, I was thinking of him carrying it around, not using it.
Items like heavy hammers and iron rods used by martial artists weighed easily ten kilograms. How could his 0-level character handle them? - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthCommented
It was going so well. ☹️
[Ding! Excitement detected!] - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthReplied to Baba_Yaga_
I approve👍
[Pets: Sun Sprite, Moon Sprite, Coiled Wing Bat...] - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthCommentedHe did a black flip to avoid the charge of a giant Carnifex and smashed his boot into the ground. His natural Custodes strength when multiplied by 8 caused a massive fissure to smash into the mountain.
- MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthReplied to average_ff_enjoyr
That doesn’t mean you don’t talk to women bro 💀 That means you learn from other peoples mistakes, and proceed with caution. That saying isn’t there to make you miss out on life.
These were just his paranoia which his family always tried to convince him otherwise. His Mother often tried to set him up with girls she thought he would like, but Marcus didn't care. They eventually gave up on the idea of grandchildren since Marcus had checked out of relationships because of the terrible experiences other men had gone through. - MasterOfTheDadJoke1mthReplied to belier
Problem is, people who ‘acknowledge’ that portion, tend to focus on it, and refuse to isolate it, clumping every single woman together. It’s not hard to understand a person before dating them. So many of us have relationship problems because we just jump into things straight away.
These were just his paranoia which his family always tried to convince him otherwise. His Mother often tried to set him up with girls she thought he would like, but Marcus didn't care. They eventually gave up on the idea of grandchildren since Marcus had checked out of relationships because of the terrible experiences other men had gone through.