Lunarguard
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Lunarguard15dCommentedKidney Stones and Testicular Torsion made him double over in agony and scream a silent, futile scream into the void. Whatever Trigon's 'demonic' body considered kidneys were shredded to bits and pieces by what was basically shrapnel from the inside out. Even worse than the Kidney Stones was the infamous Testicular Torsion cast. With my MAGIC beyond magic, Trigon's balls were twisted straight off his body.- Lunarguard20dCommented
you going to tell them more about the sword or just the pointy but
"It's a sword," Deathstroke deadpanned in reply. "That's the point." - Lunarguard1mthReplied to Olivalu
the egg it never is specific with the type of egg so if can be an egg from way before the chicken could exist
The entire classroom had stopped talking or trying to cast and was just looking at him with looks of awe and envy on their faces. Hermione Granger seemed to try to disintegrate him with her glare and Neville Longbottom was glaring hatefully at him for some reason. - Lunarguard1mthReplied to Deedat_Khan
same but then when i notice I'm doing it it just stops working and I leave the book alone for a while to rest it
Harry had known about this for a while and hadn't told anyone. Because who can he trust to confess his fears, dreams, and sorrows? Harry Potter was alone, and that was a sad fact that isn't likely to change anytime soon. Oh, his teachers tried, but in the end, they were primary school teachers that were overworked and had to deal with dozens of brats every day. - Lunarguard1mthCommented
man that white T-shirt sure is black isn't it
I bend down to pick up my least favourite white T-shirt that somehow looks the same as the day I got it. It is the obligatory deathly hallows t-shirt every Harry Potter fan must buy. I used to be very fond of it at one time, but I guess I got bored of it at some time. It has the figure of death at the centre of the deathly hallows, spreading its wings and its arms. It is all black except the white elder wand at the centre. - Lunarguard1mthReplied to IcelingThere was a slight crunch and munch in the background as Mew shifted a bucket of popcorn into existence to watch the show. Sure, the popcorn was technically still Mew but it all ended up in the same place. Some might call it self-canabalism. Mew was above such petty, human descriptors.
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more like
Her words were followed by the sounds of crashing, "Director! Put down the gun! N-No! Don't shoot him!... W-Wait, why are you pointing it at me?! NO! Don't shoot yourself either! NO! You can't commit double suicide! Think about the rest of humanity!" - Lunarguard1mthReplied to wahlfire
it's pronounced c2
"If we do that, we need to be smart. As smart as we can be for doing something like this. We'll need to let our Pokemon rest for at least an hour and only use Lucario, C.C., and Tamamo. We'll save Gabby, Mothra, and Fenris to deal with the bigger problems," Xander already came up with a plan. Lucario and Tamamo were the fastest of the bunch besides Gabby but she was Cynthia's ace so Xander wanted to save her strength for more dangerous Pokemon or the source of the problem. C.C. was small enough for Xander to carry her without trouble so he didn't mind having her out. - Lunarguard1mthReplied to Beamingkangaroo
yes
Jeanne. They are two of my favorite waifus from FGO." - Lunarguard1mthCommented
denying it pretty heavy there didn't you think
And no matter what anyone might say, Geralt and I didn't fuck! - Lunarguard1mthReplied to Rainbowfacedfox
will it's a still picture so probably just you
"UWOOOOH! BREAAADDDD!!" The Auspicious Monarch disappeared from their field vision. Scathach and Qianye Ying'er smirked because Huang Yuna had a few weaknesses, and one of them was freshly-baked bread. - Lunarguard1mthReplied to Shadow_Excalibur
correct
I smirked to myself. That had been fun as well. It'd been enough for even Barbara — who was quite used to my bullshit — to beg off for the night. Kara seemed conflicted about the story. On one hand, lewd. Issei was an undeniable pervert. On the other, he was also a genuinely good guy. Heroic, caring, and surprisingly wholesome at times. He was a good guy… But again, pervert. - Lunarguard1mthCommentedHarley and Ivy had commandeered our kitchen. Harley was singing something happy and off-key as she sat on the counter watching Ivy cook for her. Something something 'Allstar' by the sound of it. Did I want to consider the implications that Shrek existed in this reality? That made 69 lives in a row now. No matter where I went, that damned ogre followed, even when it didn't logically make sense like in less modern worlds. I'd basically given up and decided to consider Shrek a constant of existence at this point.
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Meridia might have something to say about that
Meridia, help, Daedric Lord stranger danger! - Lunarguard1mthReplied to ferferfer2
maybe for Harry's books or other books for other classes
Still despite how antagonistic that whole interaction was it was fairly clear to Nick that he enjoyed teasing the blonde. 'Her reactions are simply too good not to.' he thought with a smirk. Luna had obviously never learned how to control her own emotions very well as she was practically an open book once you ignored any strange words or actions she may say or do. Unfortunately Nick missed the perfect opportunity to snatch the diary away due to working during the Weasleys confrontation with the Malfoys. It was a little strange how Lucius Malfoy was still willing to go through with his plan after the whole event with Nick freeing Sirius while simultaneously taking Peter out of the picture.- - Lunarguard1mthCommentedSaturdays and Sundays: FREE TIME.
- Lunarguard2mthCommented
first you're late and now a cliffhanger do you hate us or something
Batman — Bruce — continued unphased, "The Dead End is a bar that opened recently in Gotham. It has seen success, thanks in no small part to the abnormal and anomalous occurrences that surround it and its owner, Sean Caine-…" - Lunarguard2mthReplied to TheKittyChitChat
sadly it's been washed
Liandra stood there and clenched the hilt of her sword in her hand. She looked at Shizuku's and Mei's back and wished she could drag them both back to court. She had never thought someone would dare frame a priest. They were the ones who passed down Goddess Yunni's words. They would never lie, or so she was taught anyway. - Lunarguard2mthReplied to Drogoth"I was an Assassin."