Kaminari's Maid Cafe

Synopsis:

The typical teenage dream of wanting to be rich and famous does not fit Kaminari Denki, no. His dream was different.

Denki just wanted to have his own Maid Cafe.

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I'm just another ordinary teenager - maybe I'm a little bit slower than the rest of the people, but my mom said this is normal ... I hope it is - with a distant dream. Most of my friends want money, fame, success - it's not like I don't want to either. Who doesn't want to be rich enough to wander while watching series all day? - or maybe even something more specific; my brother Bakugou said he dreams of blowing up the whole fucking thing. Honestly, how does such a being enter the U.A.

Anyway, it turns out that none of those options fit my dream. People say that I am strange for wanting this; only Mineta understands me, but his opinion is insignificant when compared to the others. It turns out that I always wanted, always, to have my own Maid Cafe.

Can it be a stupid dream? You can, but Jirou keeps saying that everything - myself, even - sounds stupid to me, so I think it's an exotic dream - Bakugou taught me that word and I thought it was cool to use, even if it was during a curse - here or there doesn't make a difference .

But, forgetting my delusions - Bakugou also taught this - personal, today is a happy day. Do you know why? Aizawa-sensei passed a test and for the first time in my two years at U.A. I didn't get zero.

Amazingly, I got two questions out of ten right. TWO! It's almost the whole test! (right, not so much; but imagine that I should be happier with my progress / failure).

I am not to blame, really. Where does knowing how to calculate an integral help me be a better hero? So much so that I have no idea what the hell is integral. For me, wholegrain was something for fitness people who need to eat more fiber. Or is it less fiber?

I know there is bread, I know that - it sucks, I don't recommend it.

Anyway, I was happy, showing my beautiful note of beauty to my parents when Mineta entered my room without knocking. Look at the abused grape! What if I had intimate moments? My room, my sanctuary.

- Kaminari, you won't believe it! - he looked flustered and, man, was that blood coming out of his nose?

- What?

- Seriously, you won't believe it!

I'll fucking believe it even if you don't tell me.

- Spill it out, Mineta.

- The people had a celebration because of your test. - guys, I get ONE note above zero is it so moving? - Seriously, come and see!

I wanted to take a break before I saw it, but Mineta practically kicked me out of my own room. I already found it suspicious when I saw Victorian decorations - no, it wasn't Bakugou who taught me, this one I knew from the time I played Amor Do - ... forget you read that - and I smelled the strong smell of coffee. When I saw the hem of one of those skirts, I swear I almost had a heart attack.

- They didn't do that ... - I was already getting excited. - Lie!

Now it would be the happiest day of my life! I overcame the barriers of integrals, took more in a test than adding up all my grades in the class last year - really, how did I pass zero in the first year? - and, finally, my dream would have come true.

My own Maid Ca -...

Wait…

- Finally Master Pikachu has arrived. - I can't believe I'm alive to see Bakugou Katsuki from maid. - 'What are you looking at? In self-defense, I was dragged 'into this ridiculous thing.

- Don't be rude, Kacchan! - Midoriya too ... is that a tie? - Kaminari-kun is evolving. Aren't you happy for your friend?

- Look at my happy face - did he hit the duster on his head or is it just me?

- How dowdy!

Now Todoroki is drinking tea in such a chic way that not even the actresses in the soap opera can reproduce. In fact, how did he manage to put on that puffy skirt? And where did you get money -... oh, he's bourgeois.

- Order in the cafe! - even the representative ?!

- Be more silent - AIZAWA-SENSEI?

- Hi, Kaminari! - ah, bro, Kirishima too? - Liked? The idea came from Jirou and the girls. I thought the idea was strange at the beginning - this skirt is not at all manly, friend. - but it's really cool!

COOL? You have deceived a poor dreamy teenager. This is cool? Where is there an outlet for me to unload myself, enter WHEY Mode and pretend that this nightmare never existed?

- Just a head of wind like you 'to like this humiliating thing!

- You were a great maid, Bakubro!

In addition to the nightmare, I was born to see Bakugou Katsuki from maid E flushed. Dude, how much powdered milk did I put in coffee this morning?

- I will…

- ATTENTION! Let's start the contest to decide who is the best maid in 2-A. - I expected more from you, Sero… - The vote…

- Will they start without me? - hey, wasn't it you who said that was ridiculous? - I'll be the best, or the best, fuck it!

- Can I stay in the dark and you pretend I'm not here? - Tokoyami? Even you, man?

I stayed in mine, looking at my colleagues - I canceled the friendship after that - discussing who was the best maid. Seriously, why was no girl dressed? Not ONE at all!

- Liked?

Imagine, Jirou, I loved ...

- You did it, right?

When she started to choke on laughter, I knew that my fucking Maid Cafe was not only a dream, but also a joke. After that, I took some sweets, a pure coffee - to sweeten it with my tears - and locked myself in the room.

He knew that getting a good grade in the test was a sign of bad omen. I knew it!