how I got bitches
we start of by introducing our main character farendel here.
he has luxurious blonde hair that waves in the wind like the leaves of a spring morning he has a really handsome face that any girl would fawn over at first glance he works out regularly and has big biceps and muscles all over his body he beat the top of his class in every judo class and karate lesson he has ever been in and is the top martial artist in the world but he is just an ordinary 12 year old boy who likes anime.
he walks out of his house because he is going to go on a date with the hottest girl in his whole school and he was going to get laid today but suddenly a wormhole appears and drags him in.
when he wakes up he is in a complete white void and he sees a beautiful girl Infront of him with massive tits.
sakura : " hey I'm sorry for what happened but I accidently shot you with my lightning bolt I am god"
farendel : " god more like my fantasy"
sakura : " wow no one has ever said that to me , you have to have sex with me because you are the main character"
farendel : " ok "
farendel placed his penis on her vagina and it went in she moaned hard and said this was the biggest dick she had ever had she cummed in seconds
they kept having sex for hours until they were done and she continued what she was saying before farendel realised his god like sex charm on her
sakura : " I will give you the power of a system and reincarnated you in another world.
farendel : " ok I completely understand and before you reveal that I even have 3 wishes I'm going to ask for the power of a very specific thing that will only serve to hinder my progress instead of giving me more power the power of super Saiyan and infinite wishes and you know what else blah blah blah blah"
the women says goodbye to farendel and opens another wormhole where farendel wakes up.
he fist sees that he is in another house besides his much smaller and less fancy than his even tho he lived in a normal MC mansion with a normal family except with out his father because he died when he got in a fight with an evil magic gang way back.
he instantly relaises he is in gokus house and that he is goku.
farendel : " wow I'm goku well I'm already over it and I'm going immediately to trian because that's how I am hehehe "
a pop up forms Infront of him.
name : farendel the great
race : saiyan (sex god)
title : weeb
strength : 35
dexterity : 13
intelligence : big Brian
luck : fanfic MC luck
charm : everyone (hot girl not ugly ones) wants to fuck you
skills :
[gamers mind] LEVEL MAX
[gamers body] LEVEL MAX
[sharingun] LEVEL 4
[fanfic handsome] LEVEL MAX
wow look at how weak I am god really miss not like me since I only got a sharingun unlike other fanfic MC's that get stuff like untra instinct already.
secret mission complete
(wine like a little bitch)
reward : everything just everything you are the god of this world now and can just do whatever the fuck you want
oh wow I'm god now better go to bulma now I guess.
he flew over to where he could sense bulma and meet her.
hi I am GOMU want to fuck
bulma : " you are like 12 and I'm 16 but hey I'm a girl in a fanfic can't complain or else I don't exist.
they had sex and bulma is just completely crazy for Goku or whatever name I gave him.
now let's go meet chichi and fuck her to and obviously you will instantly not car that I am fucking another girl because you will just say shit like : you can have him in these days he has enough live forbals of us I'm horny" alll the cringy shit like that.