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Ultimate Overpowered Lust System

What were to happen if a the strongest ultimate overpowered sex cultivation system were fall in the lap of someone who never read a cultivation novel in his life? New chapter every Friday and Sunday. Some things to take into account before you start reading: .1. This story explicitly dose not take place in our earth. .2. This story is Cultivation/Xianxia story with a fair bit of western elements as well as some NSFW stuff. .3. This story is made for entertainment purposes only .4 This story has a comedic undertone but is not comedy (despite the occasional funny scenes). .5. Under no circumstances should this story be taken seriously .6. The thought, actions, and beliefs of characters in this book do not portray my thoughts, actions, and beliefs but are simply there to advance the story/make it more entertaining for you my readers.

LHLM · Urban
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24 Chs

The TasvTsav Sect

After scouring the web for hours, David finally found one of these so-called sects that wasn't abroad. From the little David saw on the web, these sects were boring martial arts organisations that blended more mysticism into their arts than actual fighting methods. The reason David knew that was because his parents sent him to an MMA club for a few years and then to a Krav Maga club. Unlike the highly efficient and direct moves David was trained for, these mystics made countless unnecessary movements. David had never heard of sects before, but since the Ultimate Overpowered Sex System told him to go to one, he had to give it a go. After all, his life was at stake. Unfortunately, for Vincent, the TsavTsav sect was located in the south of the county, while he lived a hefty 3 and a half hour drive away. For a man who goes everywhere by foot or public transport, arriving there would truly be a nightmare. Thus, he prepared his bags to set off for tomorrow; at least he could give Emily a Propper goodbye before his journey.

 

The next day, David left Emily's house with a wide grin on his face. However, what was a 3.5-hour drive by car was a 6-hour nightmare on public transport. David's smile was long replaced by a frown by the time he arrived at the sect, which just had to not only be located in the desert but also so far south in the desert that there were no truly nearby cities. It was as if they were trying to seclude themselves from the rest of the world. However, David had a job to do, as he dearly wanted to not die. On his way, he saw the sect's recruitment ads and knew a few basic details about the sect, but he didn't expect their building to be so shabby when he arrived. It looked like a damaged turtle shell that'd fallen into disrepair. The building had three floors, but the whole building was only about 7 metres tall at its highest parts. David entered the building, and to his horror, the roof was so low down that his hair was brushing the roof as he walked in. Finally, he saw a person inside one of the offices.

 

"Hi, have I arrived at the TsavTsav sect?" "Where else would you be?" answered what seemed to be an accountant for the sect. "Its just the building is different than the one I saw in the add." "The Add?" "We haven't recorded one since the 80's. Oh wait, didn't Old Turtle's grandson upload them online a few years back." "who?" "Right, you saw the ad and came here?" "Yes." "Well, come along then." "right." The accountant got up and walked to the corridor. Only then did Vincent notice that the accountant was quite the midget. The old man had to be in his mid-60s, yet he was surprisingly energetic for someone his age. When David asked him about it, the midget answered: "Ah yes, that's because of the sect's teachings." "So why did you end up joining the TsavTsav sect?" "I originally joined for power, but I ended up finding inner peace, happiness, and joy, as well as the secret to a long and healthy life." "How many years ago did you join?" "Probably 60 years ago." "Wait, how old are you?" "I'm turning 89 next week." "So you're 88 years old!?" "Health is important, that is something you should learn when you join this sect. Now here we are." The old midget brought David to what looked like a dojo. On one side sat a busty woman with long black hair and oddly pale skin. She wore a green and yellow tight-fitting outfit. Facing her on the other side, were three people in green and brown outfits with their legs crossed and their eyes closed. "She is this generation's sect master. We call our sect masters by the title their predecessor left them. This current one is to be referred to as Original Turtle."

 

David asked: "What are they all doing? Why are they all closing their eyes?" "They are meditating to find their inner self." Just as the midget finished his sentence, Original Turtle opened her eyes. Her eyes were crimson-red. "Alright, you three, it is time to finish your meditation." The three people in front of her all opened their eyes at once. They bowed and left, leaving just Original Turtle in the dojo. "Who is he?" "He has come to join our sect, he says he saw our online ad and decided to join." "You have come to join the TsavTasv sect?" David had to find any clue possible on how to achieve the Qi refining realm thus he had no problem with going all in. "Yes". "And what is it you seek to find here?" "Power!" "Do you think this place can grant you power?" "Yes." "I shall allow his entrance, now make sure to go over the papers with him." The midget nodded as he answered: "Yes, Original Turtle, I will see to it." Original Turtle turned her head back to David. "I hope you will find in this place not what you want but rather what you need. Power is not a harmless pursuit."