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Turns out I’m the wrong host

“Become mine and I’ll give you the world!”-female lead “No thanks”-MC “Keep your claws to yourself”-male lead ……………………. “Marry me and I’ll make you the happiest man alive”-female lead *smh*”how many times, no!”-MC “You heard him, give up before I make sure you can’t talk again”-scary male lead ……………………… “Get back here your my……”-female lead “Never!”-MC “He’s mine damn it!!!”- a certain male lead (What did I get myself into)-a system who made a terrible mistake …………………… Follow Sam on his journey throughout many worlds, where he does whatever it takes to ruin the female leads day, and accidentally seduces the male lead far to many times, all while his system regrets not binding to a better host …………………….. “Hopefully a very fun read”- a certain author “I told you to use protection”- a certain authors mother “He’s getting worse”- a certain authors best friend “Woof grrr bark bark grrr woof”- ruff-ly translates to “how did I end up with this guy as my owner”-by a certain authors dog “Who are we talking about again”- a certain authors other friend

DaoistFudge · Fantasy
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4 Chs

The male lead’s temper

A young man's amber eyes shoot open as he gasps for breath, he shoots to his feet, hunches over, and… "bleeurrrg" loses his lunch.

"Uggh I hate you!"

(I can't be blamed for your weakness)

"I still hate you!"

(Host please stop shouting, the male lead will arrive soon so hurry up and read your character profile)

"Character what now?!?"

(The character profile, the… just touch the little icon in front of you)

"Oh..that… I knew that"

...…character profile.....

Name: Sammy Evans

Nickname:Sam

Age:17

Date of birth:25/9/1054

Affiliation: male leads servant/best friend

Appearance: mid length brown hair, large amber eyes, 5,6 , lean body, average looks, has a strange confidence in his every action

Backstory:born and raised to be the male leads closest friend and ally, Sam lived his life with the highest education and upbringing, Sam grew up to be completely loyal to his young lord, living his life perfectly content as long as the male lead was in a good mood, however his life came to an early end after being poisoned by the female lead, his death marked the start of the male leads fight against the female lead, which the male lead eventually lost due to the female leads resemblance of his best friend.

...end of character profile...…..

"Wait, wait, wait! What does it mean 'due to the female leads resemblance to his best friend' I thought you said it was because he loved her!?!?"

(That is what I said because at the end of his life, it was reported that he felt immense love toward her, or her body, the main system isn't quite sure on which)

"Wait what do you mean not sure…actually forget that give me the female leads profile"

...female lead character profile...…

Name: Katrina Evans

Nickname: sibling destroyer (nickname sponsored by male lead)

Age:18(48)

Date of birth: 6/5/1053

Affiliation: league of horrible women(sponsored by male lead), evans family.

Appearance: long brown hair, large amber eyes(containing less brilliance than her brothers), 5,10 , average body type, less than average looks(although slightly similar to her younger brothers face), her every move contains maturity unbecoming of her age

Backstory: born as the first child of the evans family, as a girl she was unfit to serve by the male leads side, still she received the highest education, eventually however her body was claimed by the demon that is the female lead, the female lead being ambitious decided to use her knowledge to attempt to rule the world, she came to the conclusion that if her body's brother was dead she would be able to take his place and seduce the male lead, her plan failed however and she ended up starting a war she had no chance to win, somehow she did win in the end, did she feel any remorse, no, instead she cursed her younger brother for causing her trouble, eventually however she did receive her comeuppance and died when one of her lovers became jealous of her recent favourite, the jealous lover killed her and all of her lovers before killing himself afterwards.

.end of female leads character profile.

"Well that sucks for me, I've got to deal with some dudes chores and a sister who's gonna try to kill me, seems fun enough I guess"

(That's false she's already poisoned you, you just threw it up)

"Well good riddance I guess, so she should give up now that poisoning me hasn't worked right?"

(Based on the character profile, no , she'll most likely try to kill you in a different way, from what we just read it doesn't seem like she'll easily give up)

"I was hoping you wouldn't say that, anyway can I see the male leads character profile"

(No..we don't have access to his character profile)

"Well that's disappointing"

(You don't actually seem scared or disappointed thought, why don't yo….nevermind times up here comes the male lead, be careful, don't go out of character, although apparently you and Sammy have similar personalities so it should be easy)