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Turns out I’m the wrong host

“Become mine and I’ll give you the world!”-female lead “No thanks”-MC “Keep your claws to yourself”-male lead ……………………. “Marry me and I’ll make you the happiest man alive”-female lead *smh*”how many times, no!”-MC “You heard him, give up before I make sure you can’t talk again”-scary male lead ……………………… “Get back here your my……”-female lead “Never!”-MC “He’s mine damn it!!!”- a certain male lead (What did I get myself into)-a system who made a terrible mistake …………………… Follow Sam on his journey throughout many worlds, where he does whatever it takes to ruin the female leads day, and accidentally seduces the male lead far to many times, all while his system regrets not binding to a better host …………………….. “Hopefully a very fun read”- a certain author “I told you to use protection”- a certain authors mother “He’s getting worse”- a certain authors best friend “Woof grrr bark bark grrr woof”- ruff-ly translates to “how did I end up with this guy as my owner”-by a certain authors dog “Who are we talking about again”- a certain authors other friend

DaoistFudge · Fantasy
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4 Chs

Meeting the male lead

<this chapter is done in Sam's POV, and the male leads POV, author out, peace!>

(Alright host the male lead will arrive in 5 seconds)

Okay, Phew, keep calm, act naturally and hopefully I won't get killed or worse fail my first mission with this whatever it's called system.

(4)

Alright just gotta hope that I can use the poison as an excuse to have lost my memories, but I also need to pretend to still care for the male lead subconsciously, gotta act like it's engraved in my bones.

(3)

C'mon keep calm…shit I'm shaking….this is s-so….so….EXITING!

(2)

Now let's see what sort of dumb-ass male lead would feel love for the person who killed him, I wonder just how stupid he is to fall in love with his own murderer after all he can't be that smart can…

(He'll be coming around the corner right once I'm done talking, he's the one with black hair and blue eyes, around 6'4, dressed in a black waistcoat, white shirt, black trousers and shoes, have fun and remember stay in character)

…he….holy shit that's a lot of people, there's like 12 different guys there, opp I see the male lead…damn he's kinda hot for an idiot….wait no snap out of it….gotta stay in character!

<male leads POV>

We need to move faster if we want to find Sam before something happens to him, argh!! Damn these slow pieces of shi….wait Sam…why is he just standing there in the garden next to…puke?

"Sam what happened are you alright? You just suddenly disappeared in the middle of the meeting." I ask trying to seem as calm as possible to make sure that I don't worry Sam.

"I…who….who are you?….where am I?…this place feels familiar but also not?" Sam asks clearly confused, I can see it in the way his clear eyes look at me warily.

"Sam it's me, Nicholas, your friend…we grew up together…your just messing with me right?" I ask unable to hide the anxiousness I've been trying to keep buried since Sam disappeared.

"I don't know you? But I feel like I'm familiar with you…why?" Sam asks a silly question, of course I'm familiar, we spend everyday together, hell we spend more time together than most married couples!

I can't help it…so I rush up to Sam and….encase him in my arms in the tightest hug I can manage without harming his fragile frame…while doing so I shout for someone to get a physician, to come and take a look at Sam, and also to analyse what Sam puked up, it should be Sam's puke after all he's the only one here.

I could feel Sam's body stiffen in my embrace for just a few seconds before he gradually relaxes…which is a nice change to how he normally says it's inappropriate for me to hug him even though I want to…it would be even better if he'd hug back, but I doubt that he will.

So Sam and I stay in this position…once the physician arrives his face instantly changes from white to green as he looks at the puke and suddenly asks who would use such a vile poison, and that is why I spent a fortune to get an imperial physician to work for me…anyway, the physician mentions how if Sam didn't throw the poison up, instead of just getting amnesia…he would be dead and his corpse would be melting, hearing this i instantly send out my best subordinates to find the root of the problem…who poisoned Sam and why…and once I find them…heh… I'll make sure they wish to die but can't!

<A little explanation he says that's why he spent a fortune on an imperial physician because of how skilled the physician is to notice the poison as soon as he arrives>