I’m a What?!

Bill's POV

Little pine tree is adorable.... I guess the reason he trusted and forgave me so quick is because he's still considered a baby by other meat sacks. "Hey," I said to my pet. "Aren't you still considered a baby by your family?" We had just gotten home from making the new deal, I wouldn't hurt Gideon during weirdmaggedon and he would help me spread my weirdness over the globe and stop anyone who gets in my way.

Pine tree looked amused and started laughing. "No," he laughed. "I'm not. With people I'm considered a child, but next week I'll be considered a teenager." I was a little confused about all that, what did it mean? Didn't all meat sacks, human or not, think of their young as baby's until they were independent?

"So," He said. "Can I have something to eat? I was never fed breakfast." Oh right, I was cuddling him all morning. I snapped my fingers and made us both pizza for lunch, tiny for pine tree and normal for me. We ate while watching tv. Then there was a knock at the door.

It was my other brother, kill. Uh oh, not good, he could hurt pine tree. I let him in however, and found he had his pine tree with him! He grabbed him roughly out of his pocket, and red pine struggled against him. His eye softened and he put him in his other hand gently.

"Do you have a place I could put red pine?" He asked. "He's a little feisty today." I thought a minute. "Would he like to stay with my pet?" I asked. Pine tree's head snapped up when he heard that, I knew he wanted his own kinds company.We put red pine in Pine tree's cage, talked for a bit and then left to hang out with Will and get things for our pets.

Dipper's POV

The other guy was very temperamental, always wanting to fight. I decided to use the name Bill used for me to introduce myself. "Hi," I said in a friendly tone. "I'm Pine tree." He smacked me across the face. "That's NOT your name!" He yelled angrily at me. "That's that stupid Dorito's name for you! What was your name before?" I stepped back a few feet. I start talking.

"My name was Dipper." His eyes softened, He nodded. "Don't worry," He said. "I'll make sure we never have to be their playthings again." I shook my head, and said. "I'm a pet, not a toy." He looked pitifully at me. "That's what they make you believe," He said. "They make you trust them until it's to late to leave. Don't worry I'll get us out. I'm Mason by the way."

Mason opened the cage and pulled me out. He then forced me to run inside a closet and hide. Just then Bill and his brother came back. "Pine tree!" He yelled in alarm. "We've got to find them! Pine tree could get hurt so easily!"

Kill called for Mason while Bill called for me. "Pine tree! Please! Come out!" I realized I wanted to stay, I mean, it's safe here and I can't go home, so I guess I'm kind of stuck. I broke Mason's hold on me and yelled. "We're over here!!!! In the closet!!!!" Bill ran over and scooped both of us into his hand and walked over to the cage.

He placed me into it and handed Mason to his brother. "Sorry." Bill said. His brother cut off his apology. "No, red pine did this. Good luck with your plans!" Then he left, scolding Mason.

Bill picked me up again and cuddled me for a minute then, showed me what he got for me. There was a fluffy toy lion for me,(because it's my favorite animal.) a journal, and some more books. He placed me into the cage again, and snapped up a blanket for me. "Night Pine tree " then he left.