Why getting a gf is so hard

Now let me tell you filthy basement dwellers (jk I love you) my opinion/ thought process.

So why is it so hard? (that's what she said) Well I won't talk about anyone besides me. Well anyway my problem is I have no female friends. Like at all, and I'm not kidding I am a pretty social awkward kid so I have like 10 friends max.

So that right there is probably my biggest problem. Another problem is I am a lazy bum, which means I don't really try to befriend others that much. Now don't get me wrong I am perfectly capable of communication just, the making friends part is just eh.

Another reason is most likely myself. I have never had a real full on crush. I mean I had a small thing where I liked the girl in a kind of romantic way in 6th grade. Now that might be another story for another day but long story short she was into girls. Yeah.

Anyway getting back on track I just don't really like any girls in my school. (don't get me wrong I am straight I just don't like anyone) Well it would be pretty difficult to find a reason to care when I have no interest in any thing besides anime and web novels.

There is probably a whole ton of other reasons but those are the main ones. Anyway recap I don't care enough to get a girlfriend not that I can't find one totally right guys, puss slayer and all that.

But no in all honesty 0 fucks are given to anyone as I honestly can't even remember anyone's names from school that I don't fuck with heavily.

<3 Yasser big sexy author