What would happen if I punted a baby

This was a thought that I have been having a lot.

I actually love babies just sayings before people call me a baby hater. I'm not it's just not mine... anyway I love to hang out with babies (nothing weird which some of you weird fucks might be thinking about) I find it hilarious when a baby does some incredibly dumb shit.

It's just sometimes the fuckers are too FUCKING loud like shut the fuck up. *ahem* anyway this thought comes up in my mind sometimes. "what would happen if I just punted the shit out that dumb fucking baby" Now I don't follow up on this thought usually because I just imagine a baby just fucking flying.

Causing me to roll on the floor laughing my ass off. But still I wonder... just how far would those fuckers go. I mean I am actually pretty athletic and I have a really good kick I assume I could kick a 1 and a half year old baby like maybe 40 yards give or take 10. But that is pretty much it for this random thought.

Now some of you might not know but I wrote these first 2 chapters on the same day a couple hours apart but now I might just go and write something in the summary or auxiliary chapters but I am incredibly lazy. So maybe not eh.

<3 Yasser