Chapter 16 - The Loli's Protection Center Got Raided

Just as I was having an internal debate on whether to take a chance and test again.

*click* *woosh* *baam*

The sound of the door being sent straight to heaven with a flying kick straddled me and interrupted my thinking.

"FBI! OPEN UP!"

Two figures holding their hands in the shape of a gun came bursting into the room with a loud shout that promised murder.

One of the figures had delicate facial features, a white face, blue eyes, and a blonde hair combination. he can almost be considered androgynous if it wasn't for his 1.8m buff body.

If the first person is considered androgynous, then the second person can only be described as a macho man. With a height of 1.85m and a body filled with many knotted muscles, that it's almost too much. The only saving grace is his handsome Mediterranean face with brown hair and brown eyes.

Waild and I sprang to our feet simultaneously, with a panicked expression, and started fumbling around with no determined purpose.

I shouted towards Walid with fear writing all over my face.

"Quick! they are the lolis hunters! Hide Them! Hide the Lolis!"

Walid Shouted back with a determined expression you could only have when sacrificing your life for the motherland.

"You do it! I'm going to stall for time! Run with lolis! Let them return safely to their family."

Then he stood in front of me, as steady as a high mountain, ready to defend what's dear.

My eyes turned red, and I started screaming.

"Waliid! Nooo!"

"Ahhh"

The two figures at the door looked dumbfounded for a minute, feeling that the script had gone in the wrong direction.

"We are the FBI! It's us who protects the lolis!"

"B**terds, who do you call a loli hunter!"

The 'FBI' agents finally reacted.

*shock* *shock*

Pretending to be shocked, I asked with a trembling tone.

"A..Aren't you guys the l.. loli's hunters?"

The androgynous man started yelling with a red face.

"The FBI, we are the FBI! For god's sake!"

Walid got out of his meat shield role at this time and asked with a puzzled expression while looking at the 'agents'.

"Why would the FBI come in such a way to the Loli's Home Return And Rescue Center?"

The two 'agents' look at each other, wondering how they land themselves in this absurd situation.

Then they looked at the two 'criminals'.

The two 'criminals' looked back at them.

"Hahahaha"

"That's a good one! Hahaha!"

"It's a pity we didn't roll the camera beforehand!"

The sound of laughter resounded on the inside and outside of the room.

The two 'Agents' bursting into the room were Salem and Adam.

Adam is the macho 'agent' knotted muscles and big build. His family has been running a gym for three generations, and it got quite a bit of reputation. Looking at their family portraits is like looking at the winners' poster in a bodybuilding competition.

Salem is the one with the androgynous look, that's why he is often made fun of as a w*ss or sissy. Thankfully only his face is the face of a sissy, the rest of his body is considered buff. As for why?

Because Adam's family gym is right beside his house. Ever since they got to know each other, every day Adam would drag him to exercise.

At first, he didn't like it, but he soon got used to it.

Wait, that sounds very wrong!

At first, he didn't like exercising and started hiding, but he soon got used to it.

"You Mad*f**king a**holes! Don't Kick The Door!"

An angry howl came from outside the door, interrupting our laughter.

The Car Wash owner was cleaning the car not far away when he saw two big dudes kicking the door and going in while shouting.

Then the shouts were exchanged back and forth as if a big shootout was going to happen at any second.

At first, he was scared, his face turned from red hue to white in fright, not knowing if they are really the FBI or two gangsters, getting in trouble with either is the last thing he wants. Especially the one with big muscles, the owner was more inclined to believe he is a gang member.

However, just as he started running away, a sudden sound of laughter erupted from the room just now.

He stooped where he was, turned his head, and looked back at the room with a surprised expression.

"Weren't they going to fight just now? Why are they laughing with each other?"

Looking carefully at the people inside, he knew all of them, they were all his usual customers.

Thinking of his look while running away with fright and the door, his door that got kicked, blood rushed to his face, regaining its redness.

So did he shout.

We saw the angry boss cursing at us from outside, his face seemingly about to explode.

His face looked a little scary at that moment, causing the laughter to reduce.

"haha! Let's stop. Or the boss is going to faint from anger."

"You two apologize to him first."

I told Adam and Salem to apologize first. Why don't I also apologize? What? Did you see me kick the door?

"Sorry boss! Won't happen again."

"Don't worry, the door is still fine. If it's ever broken in the future, we will pay to replace it for you".

The boss only needed to hear someone is paying for him to calm down and smile.

He even seemed to be too happy, it's too suspicious.

The door, even though it was kicked, seemed to be just fine with not even a dent on it.

"It's Okay! Don't Worry! Young people Should be energetic and move around more!"

We were dumbfounded by his sudden enthusiasm!

Are these two going to get tricked into buying a new door?

'Energetic your m***.'

'Fu**! What's with this cliché line.'

Two curses with a low enough voice for only us to hear came from Adam and Salem.

"The car is ready, you can go now!"

Still, with much enthusiasm, the boss pushed us toward my car, then told us to come later and went away without giving us the time to talk!

"Did we just get kicked?"

Asked Walid while sitting in the passenger seat.

"I think so?"

I replied with uncertainty, even though we clearly got kicked.

The boss not far away was already on his phone talking to someone.

"Hello Boss! How are you? Good good! I just wanted to ask how much does an iron gate with 2x1.3m cost?"

You can imagine how ugly the faces of Adam and Salem are at the moment. You can't? Have you ever eaten a whole lemon with the outer skin? That ugly face.

"This Fu**He wants us to pay for a door made of iron!!"

"Should I rough him up?"

Adam was about to get out of the car to convince the boss that there is no need for a new door.

Fortunately, Salem caught him before he could.

"Let him do whatever he wants. who knows if he will live to see the new door? If everything turns out okay, I will pay for it."

The car fell into momentary silence upon hearing Salem's words.

"Whatever!"

Walid broke the silence with his loud voice.

"Da*n you! Can't you let us pretend to be in the feels for a moment!?"

"A**hole! You broke my dramatic expression!"

"Why are you always too loud! Was listening to truck horns one of your mother's cravings during pregnancy!?"

"Don't talk about my mother you a**hole!"

Just as another musical sound of cursing concert was about to be held in the car.

[ooooh I f**l good!]

Salem's phone started blasting James Br*wn song.

On the phone screen, the caller id showed [le professeur]

"Shut up for a second, my dad is calling."

Answering the phone, a weird sound came out.

[your mother is your father, and your father is your mother]