This is a parody of Zodiac signs. Any Zodiac signs book really. Instead of the signs, it's the sides.

One Sentence to Explain Each Side

Thomas - The one who strikes your heart. (yes.)

Deceit - The one that shines brightly.

Patton - The one who is full of moons.

Roman - The one who is made of sunshine.

Virgil - The one who WINS your heart. (yes he did.)

Logan - The one who climbs higher than everyone.