Kyuubi attack

A month later Naruto was born they raised me in secret. and were surprised at how I was learning quickly. I could already speak. full sentences( forgive me if don't know how quickly Saiyan babies learn to talk.)

I have learned my favorite drink was kushina' s breast milk! oh my God! her boobs w were so soft and smooth it was truely a pleasuring expierience.

when naruto came to be it was a joyous

occation for both of my parents

unroll the kyuubi attack happened

It was the same as cannon the only difference was with me invovled. instead of sealing the yang half in himself he sealed it inside me!"

which was kind of weird but...ugh My whole life is weird right now so I can't even judge. guess my life is going to suck

Minato: they are my sons make sure you see them as a hero

Sarutobi: You have my word

pffftt lies