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The Impossible Family

The ninth book for my Doctor Who fan fiction with elements of RWBY, Symphogear, Madoka Magica, the MCU, Ace Attorney, Sherlock, and SAO in there. It will have me, the Doctor, obviously, the companion, whoever it might be. It will also have characters from RWBY, SAO, Symphogear, Madoka Magica, Sherlock, Ace Attorney, and the MCU in there, all of us interacting with each other. The traveling, the hijinks, the running and traveling continues, and this could be the end for our heroes in the story.

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Uh-Oh, Dynamo

Townsville…

There is the city skyline in the afternoon.

"The city of Townsville!" The narrator said, with a dramatic pause. "And what a city it is!" He looked down at a stadium full of sports fans, with a blimp floating above. The craft bears an electronic message sign, but it is too far away to read. "Our citizens have made it the pride of the free world. It has it all." The narrator now looked at the museum. "A highbrow museum."

The narrator looked at a train platform crowded with people. Mounted above it is a sign: 'MAGNETO LEVA-TRAIN'.

"Ultra-efficient public transportation." The narrator said, while the train pulls in, and the doors open.

An attendant on the platform blows a whistle. The crowd quickly piles in and he whistles again. Now the doors close, and the train pulls away.

Townsville Hall…

"An honest local government." The narrator said, looking at the building.

Le Dunne King Donut….

It is a restaurant and on its roof is a replica of the Eiffel Tower, with a doughnut encircling it like a horseshoe. The Mayor's limousine is parked in front as he and Ms. Bellum is exiting it to enter the restaurant.

"Five-star restaurants." The narrator said.

Pokey Oaks Kindergarten…

"Advanced learning facilities." The narrator said.

Observatory…

"Volcano-top observatory." The narrator said.

Malph's Market….

"Fully stocked groceries." The narrator said.

The Bowling Rink…

It is a bowling alley with a pole sign studded with stars. The sound of a ball crashing into pins is occurring inside.

"Bowling! About the only thing it doesn't have is…" The narrator said, sadly.

Mount Rushmore….

Several sightseers mill around. One of them has a big foam finger.

"…Mount Rushmore!" The narrator said, excitedly.

"Hi, Mom!" A foam finger man said, waving.

Townsville…

He looked across several businesses at roof level. Prominent in the foreground is a sign for Bagel Boy—shaped like a bagel, naturally.

"But other than that, Townsville is a proud, bustling melting pot of varied culture and communities. In fact, one such area is…" The narrator said, looking at a district whose buildings and businesses display signs in Japanese, but seems designed somewhat like Townsville's skyline seen at the beginning of most episodes. "…Little Tokyo, Townsville! And today, our favorite family is enjoying a picnic in Bonsai Gardens Park."

Bonsai Gardens Park…

There are trees, rock gardens, a building on the far end that looks like a Shinto temple, and a lake in the middle. A child runs happily toward the water and jumps in not far from the girls, the Professor, and Jared.

"And although today is a day of play, the sisters Puff are quite tough." The narrator said, looking at the girls, the Professor, and Jared. "So make no mistake, their vow, they won't break. For it is the priority of this young sorority, to protect this metropolis built by all of us." He is clearing his throat. "Thank you."

"Ready for the photo." Jared said, his iPhone 15 Pro Max loaded up on the camera app and he aimed his phone at the girls. They are in their swimsuits. Bubbles wears inflatable 'floaties' on her shoulders, and Buttercup wears sunglasses. "Okay girls. You know what to say now. Say…"

"Cheese!" The girls said, excitedly.

The flashlight on the back of Jared's phone flashes.

"Let's do another one!" Jared cheered, taking another photo with his phone.

Along the shore, Blossom and Bubbles play with a beach ball while Buttercup works on a sand castle. Other kids splash and swim happily. A baby sitting on the shore cries.

"Looks like I'm not the only one." Jared said, looking at parents taking photos of their kids.

There is one kid making bunny ears behind another's head while two more play behind them; a group of kids stacked up into a pyramid in the middle of the lake.

Jared has his phone in selfie mode and he has his arms outstretched towards it, as he is next to the Professor who is hugging the girls with one arm. The fanboy looked over at a group of kids in a swimming race; a father and son fishing at the shore; Buttercup skating along a sheet of ice blown out by Blossom, with Bubbles floating behind them; Bubbles chowing down on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and Buttercup drinking a bottled soda from a straw from the picnic basket as Blossom waves to the camera; a fat kid doing a cannonball dive and catching two other swimmers with the splash; and a kid floating in the middle of the lake and laughing.

The kid waves and laughs. Behind him, an eyeball breaks the surface of the water. He looks back, and it blinks at him a couple of times. Now he screams and cries, terrified of what he just saw. The eye submerges. A patch of water begins to bubble and makes its way past the kid, ignoring as the kid continues his bawling. This patch swells and resolves itself into an emerging fish creature of some sort. It looms out of the water and plants a foot on the shore. As the water drains away from it, from that foot, it is a sort of mutant blowfish, with seven eyes and spikes all over its head and back.

It roars loudly. The adults panic and run, but the children do not seem as terrified. Some of them even point and smile. The Professor screams as well. The girls are standing their ground at the shore.

Buttercup leans in for a closer look at the enemy, "You gotta be kidding!"

"I wanted us to have a nice day away from the danger." Jared said, as the monster, standing in front of them, is only about half their height. "Now we're thrown back into it."

However, the monster sucks in a huge breath and begins to swell until it stands at least twice as tall as the Professor and Jared. The Professor and Jared threw their arms around the girls to protect them, but the monster knocked all four aside with a sweep of its fin. The girls go flying. The Professor and Jared land on their backs and they skid across the grass.

"Jared, our babies!" The Professor said, worried.

"I seriously need to be with Team RWBY again after this one." Jared said sadly.

The girls have stopped themselves in midair before they could have been flown further when the monster knocked them and the Professor aside and Jared and are ready to rumble.

"Okay, fish-face!" The girls said, angrily.

Each of the girls rips into the beast. On the ground, the Professor gets to his feet and starts to run toward them in slow motion as Jared is still lying down on the ground.

"We're coming!" The Professor said, at half speed.

The girls land another one-two-three combo, then the Professor running across the grass in slow motion again. Now the monster roars in rage. The girls dash in and grab it near ground level, squeezing it like a balloon and forcing it to deflate. It shrinks back to its original size and finds them glaring down at it. There is just enough time for it to grin sheepishly before Blossom kicks it back into the lake.

Along the shore, parents hug and kiss their children in frantic relief, now that the threat has been dispatched. The Professor and Jared have the girls in their arms.

The Professor looks disheveled and very much unbalanced, but his attention appears to make the girls uneasy, "Oh, girls, Jared and I thought we were going to lose you."

"Come on, don't be silly. We're superheroes, you know." Buttercup said, looking at the worried Professor. "That's what we're supposed to do, fight crime and giant monsters."

Worry, panic, and terror collide with one another on the Professor's face.

Outside Utonium Residence…

It is nighttime, and through the earth's layers is a tall steel door.

Professor's lab…

The steel door opens to admit the Professor inside. Behind the Professor, a sign reads 'BASEMENT TECHNOLOGIC LABORATORY'. He walks in, pipe in mouth and deep in thought. The door closes behind him. Now he is hunched over a design table, scribbling furiously, as superimposed images of clocks and hourglasses float past. Next he goes to work with welding torch and jackhammer, then returns to the table for more calculations and some coffee. His mug reads 'Science Con 1985'.

Next the Professor sets to the job of connecting some wiring, using a huge magnifying glass to help him see the work. Images of blueprints and filled blackboards float past as he wrenches on a piece of machinery, does yet more calculations—now looking very haggard—and manipulates cables and levers while wearing a heavy protective suit. He pulls a lever back and forth, with sparks flying overhead, and a clock ticks nearby.

The Professor looks at various data readouts.

Utonium Residence…

"Girls…Jared…wake up. I have something important to show you." The Professor said, as a voiceover, echoing throughout the house.

Professor's lab…

The lab door opens, revealing the Professor on the other side with the girls and Jared. They are in their nightgowns, still half asleep. Bubbles is carrying Octi.

"What is it?" Blossom asked, yawning.

"I don't know." Jared said, yawning. "Being in Little Tokyo Townsville was nice."

The girls and Jared slowly open their eyes halfway, then snap to full consciousness.

"WHAT IS IT?" The girls asked, surprised.

An enormous robot towers in front of them. It looks very much like the girls.

"Behold—Powerpuff Dy.Na.Mo!" The Professor said, as the robot's eyes are glowing green. He leans towards the girls. "I made it."

The robot's hair combines elements from the styles of all three girls—Blossom's bow, Bubbles' pigtails, and Buttercup's part.

"That's neat, Professor." Blossom said, nervously.

"Dy.Na.Mo...?" Bubbles asked.

"Please don't tell me this is your equivalent of a tin dog from the year 5,000." Jared said, looking at a complicated blueprint. "Because K-9 was awesome. So, what's Dy.Na.Mo?"

"Dynamic Nanotechtronic Monobot." The Professor said, and the words are on the blueprint. The first two letters of each are assembled into the robot's name. "Dy.Na.Mo.!"

The Professor is standing atop the robot's head. A sign with its name hangs behind him.

"She's a state-of-the-art, internal tele-operated, intelligent protection system!" The Professor said, excitedly.

There is a telescoping cover stretching over parts of the Dy.Na.Mo., then the whole craft rolled into a tight ball floating in midair. During this demonstration, the Professor continues.

"With multi-layered titanium reflux-chambered shielding." The Professor said, while missile launchers open up from the hands and feet of the robot, and one of the legs kicks out. "And a fully loaded, defensive smart strategic combat arsenal." The Dy.Na.Mo. throws a string of punches and kicks, and jumps as if avoiding an attack. It ends with all its missiles open and ready to fire. "She's megalith-martial-combat-ready!"

"Penny…" Jared said, as the missiles fold away and he looks down toward the floor. "She was combat ready."

"As well as having this anti-aggressor exo-deflector array." The Professor said, now standing by the robot's foot. "This baby is the ultimate in superhero super-safety!"

Jared looked at the Professor and the Dy.Na.Mo then at the girls, as he was standing behind them.

"Uh…that—that's super, Professor, but we don't need a battle robot." Blossom said, sadly.

"We have superpowers, you know." Buttercup said, sighing wearily.

The Professor approaches.

"Look, girls. Yesterday's horrible, horrible monster fight made me realize something. You girls are everything to me and Jared." The Professor said, and tears form in his eyes while looking at the girls. "You are our life, and... and we're responsible for your safety and protection."

Bubbles' eyes tear up as well.

"Aw, Professor!" Buttercup said, worried.

"Girls! Promise me you'll use it." The Professor said, looking at the girls. "Promise?"

The girls mull this over for a long moment.

"Oh…well…okay." Blossom said, while behind her, Buttercup glares at her and looks away angrily. "But only if we really need it."

"Great." The Professor said, sighing with relief.

"Yeah. Great." Buttercup said, sardonically elbowing Blossom.

Utonium Residence…

The hotline begins to buzz, and its red light is seen flashing in the darkness as the word 'MONDAY' is typed onto the screen. The girls are at home, around the phone.

Blossom is taking the call, "Right, Mayor. We're on it!"

Blossom drops the receiver, and they take off before it can hit the ground. The Professor runs after the girls. Jared is snacking on some M&Ms, knowing how this adventure will turn out in the end.

"Girls! Wait! " The Professor yelled, softly. "You forgot the Dy.Na.Mo.."

Binkety Bonk Bank...

An alarm bell is heard. A robber is on his way to the pavement after taking a beatdown from the girls.

Utonium Residence…

"I love how laid back this week is going to be." Jared said, looking at the Townsville Tribune, bearing the headline 'ARMED ROBBERY STOPPED!'. The front-page photo shows the girls floating over the crook and holding the money he stole. "Girls, you got this."

Jared placed the newspaper on his lap.

A day has passed, and the hotline buzzes, and its nose lights the void as 'TUESDAY' is typed up. Jared looked at the phone's happy face.

"Let's do it!" The girls said, nearby.

The Professor is standing next to the Dy.Na.Mo. The robot's hair and dress are bright red.

"Girls!" The Professor said, angrily.

Dam…

It is being attacked by a giant octopus. The girls are on the scene.

"You need the Dy.Na.Mo.!" The Professor said, as a voiceover.

The octopus is squeezing Blossom and Bubbles and trying to grab Buttercup, but she dodges its strikes and hits it in the head.

Utonium Residence…

Jared is looking at the latest copy of the Tribune. This one shows the creature tangled in a knot, with its head blocking the hole it smashed in the dam, and the girls floating overhead. Headline: 'DAM OCTOPUS PROBLEM ALL TIED UP!'.

Townsville…

The paper disappears beneath a wall of flames, and 'WEDNESDAY' is typed in. The girls float above the roof of a burning building. They inhale deeply, sucking up the fire, and burp a bit after doing so. Bubbles spits out a puff of smoke.

Outer space…

Earth is seen from outer space, with a label pointing to it, as 'THURSDAY' is typed in. The girls fly in, wearing spacesuits. The faceplates of their helmets are the same color as their eyes and dresses, and the helmets themselves are contoured to fit some part of their hair—Blossom's bow, Bubbles' pigtails, the back of Buttercup's flip. A flaming meteor thunders toward Earth, but is reduced to dust by one good hit from the girls.

Mojo's lair…

Mojo swings a stick at the girls. The girls move in quickly, and Mojo falls down..

Utonium Residence…

A copy of the Townsville News in the Professor's hand. Headline: 'MOJO…AGAIN' The photo is the girls kicking Mojo to the floor. This time, the Professor reads the paper while standing on Dyanmo's arm and dusting it. The robot has cobwebs all over it.

The word 'SATURDAY' fades in.

"Whoo! Oh, what a super-tough week on the job for our little superheroes!" The narrator said, tired-sounding.

The text disappears, he looks at the evening sky.

Bonsai Gardens Park…

As the Narrator continues, he looks at the gate of Bonsai Gardens Park. The girls, the Professor, and Jared are visible, sitting under a tree.

"Now it's time for some super rest and relaxation. Back in Bonsai Gardens Park, it's time for the evening paper-boat races." The narrator said, no longer tired.

"TGIF!" Bubbles cheered, holding a bottle of soda with a straw.

"Bubbles, it's Saturday!" Blossom said, angrily.

"I know. What a week. It's root beer time!" Bubbles said, as she slurps away.

On the lake, several paper sailboats float into view, followed by kids blowing on them to propel them along. Parents cheer, wave pennants, and snap pictures from the shore. A patch of water begins to churn and bubble. The racers stop when they reach this, letting the boats float away. As they watch, the patch moves toward shore and resolves into the same small fish monster the girls defeated the previous week. It stops in front of them.

"Aw, man!" The girls said, angrily.

"Can't you come back later?! It's Saturday!" Buttercup said, groaning.

The monster turns around and yells out over the lake. As the girls watch in surprise, the ground begins to shake. A much bigger patch of water begins to churn. Parents on shore scream in fright. Something very large and round begins to surface, and the kids swim for their lives. The monster cheers these events from shore, pumping its fists in the air in encouragement. Finally the object is completely above water—it is a huge eyeball, much bigger than a kid who happens to be nearby at the time. It blinks a couple of times, and we hear the kid breathing fast. The eye suddenly submerges, and a vortex forms and begins to suck him down. He goes around and around, screaming at the top of his lungs, then finds himself in calm water.

The kid keeps breathing hard, obviously shaken by the experience, and is suddenly sucked into a gaping mouth that is breaking the surface. Several other kids are pulled in by the mouth, which belongs to a much larger copy of the creature on the shore. Standing up to its full height, it spits the kids at the girls. They duck to avoid being hit.

"Hey!" The girls said, at the same time.

The monster is as big as the other one got when inflated. Now this one sucks in air and blows itself up to the size of the building behind it, dwarfing the girls.

"Hey, you…giant…fish balloon!" Blossom said, and the monster grunts as if to say, 'Who, me?' "Yeah, you!"

The girls charge.

"We're gonna burst your bubble!" Buttercup said, diving in, but only bounces off the creature's skin.

Blossom throws a punch and gets nothing but a sore hand for her trouble. Bubbles has no better luck when she kicks it. Now all three girls strike at it without effect. They float in midair, nursing their injured hands and feet, and the monster laughs down at them. It slams its fins together, swatting them like flies. They tumble to the ground. The big and little monsters trade a high-five.

Now the big one roars and tears the spires from two nearby buildings. These catch fire, and it stomps off down the street, torching the rest of the block. With the Girls out of the way, the bigger fish monster takes care of finishing what his smaller counterpart started previously and begins tearing Townsville apart, starting with Little Tokyo. The screams of panicked townspeople are heard. As the girls lie prone on the ground, the Professor runs up with Jared and leans over them.

"Girls! I beg you! Use the Dy.Na.Mo!" The Professor said, while the girls start to wake up. "Oh, for gosh sakes, you need her!"

"He's right, Buttercup. You girls really exhausted yourselves this week." Jared said, smiling. "But you don't have to use the robot unless you know you can't save the day."

"Aw, man!" Buttercup said, lifting her head. "I could still kick his bu…"

Buttercup groans and passes out.

A look of stern determination comes over the Professor's face as his brows arch over into an angry glower. He realizes the only way to get the Girls to use the Dy.Na.Mo. is by leaving them no other alternative choice with an ultimatum. Dramatic pause.

"Use the Dy.Na.Mo. or you're all grounded." The Professor said, sadly

"Oh…all right." Blossom said, as the Professor sighs with relief at finally getting the Girls to use the Dy.Na.Mo. and Jared looked at the girls. "What harm could it do?"

Dy.Na.Mo…

The word 'Dy.Na.Mo' flashes across the screen, letter by letter.

When it clears, the girls are seated in a circle, with levers and panels near their chairs. They are now inside the robot's control chamber; each wears a white jumpsuit and a pair of goggles with a headset microphone attached. The Professor's face and Jared's face are seen on a display monitor.

"Prep sequence Alpha-Omega." The Professor said, over the radio.

"Copy that. All systems, check!" Blossom said.

"Pelvic stabilizers are go!" Bubbles said.

"Extremity activators are go!" Buttercup said.

"Neural net online, and…engage!" Blossom said.

Utonium Residence…

The Professor and Jared hover in a chopper; with them behind the house. A large hatch opens in the ground beneath the Professor and Jared, and the Dy.Na.Mo. rises slowly into view. Sweating profusely, the Professor watches as the robot's reflection becomes visible in the chopper's canopy. He talks the girls through the launch via the cockpit radio.

"Easy, now…easy…easy…easy, now…easy…" The Professor said, frowning.

The Dy.Na.Mo. raises its arms to the sky. It stands at least five or six times as tall as the house. Jets of exhaust gas roar from its feet, and it rises off the launch pad in a cloud of fire and smoke. Iit is framed on a red background with one arm outstretched. Now it positions itself to fly like the girls—both arms in front, legs straight out in back—and its feet and pigtails begin to glow. Finally it jumps to warp speed and disappears in a brilliant flash. The Professor and Jared follow it into the night.

Little Tokyo…

There is a billboard that shows the Talking Dog next to a bag of dog food. Above him are the words 'Talking Dog Says…'; a word balloon from his mouth contains Japanese characters. The dog's mouth moves in time with a recording of its voice.

"It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good." The talking dog billboard said.

The board is blasted by a beam from afar. Other buildings are blown up next, followed by another billboard. The 'fish balloon', as Blossom described it, stomps into view, shaking the camera with each step. It destroys a nearby tower by spitting a beam at it. A crowded section of the highway is stomped, and a swing of the tail knocks the top section off a skyscraper. People scream and run as the monster towers over them in the background.

At a rooftop. An old woman stands at the corner, hitting the FB in the back with her purse.

"Back, you bad old giant fish balloon!" The old woman said, angrily.

It turns around, eyes her for a moment, then bites off the entire corner of the roof. Now it laughs over the burning buildings as the crowd in the street screams in fear. The crowd looks at the Dy.Na.Mo.'s face and pull back in steps as Blossom addresses them. It towers over the street.

"ALL RIGHT, TOKYO TOWNSVILLE! ARE YOU READY?!" Blossom exclaimed, her voice amplified from inside the robot.

The crowd cheers. They look at the end of the street, where the FB pokes its head into view; it is chewing on part of a building, but stops in surprise and spits this out. It stomps its feet a few times and roars, then leaps into an empty street and strikes a fighting pose. The Dy.Na.Mo. jumps to the other end of the block and assumes its own stance, but in flexing its arms, it smashes a building on either side.

Dy.Na.Mo…

Inside the control chamber, just behind the girls. The FB is visible through Dy.Na.Mo.'s eyes; it grunts, puzzled, then roars and charges at them. An alarm begins to sound, and the word 'ALERT' flashes on a readout. Outside, the shields extend; inside, the girls are caught by surprise.

"What's going on?!" The girls exclaimed, at the same time.

The shields lock into place, and the monster finds itself staring at the robot in its curled-up state. It stands there for a moment, puzzled, then grins wickedly and pulls its tail back. It swings for the fences, and the Dy.Na.Mo. is knocked through a string of buildings. It plows through the museum and fetches up against Townsville Hall, destroying that structure as well. In the control chamber, the alarm is still going off, and the girls have been knocked halfway out of their seats. The Professor and Jared are again visible on the monitor.

"What the heck happened?!" Buttercup exclaimed.

"I don't know." Blossom said, sadly.

"Blossom. Look at the front of the monitor. There's a keypad." Jared said, over the radio. "Read what it says."

At a keypad in front of the monitor, there is a control marked 'PROTECTIVE SAFETY SWITCH'.

"The Professor left the safety on!" Blossom said, groaning.

Blossom reaches over and flips the switch; she looks up to the monitor.

"Professor!" The girls yelled, at the same time.

"I was worried." The Professor said, over the radio, shrugging.

Little Tokyo…

In the street, the FB is shaking a building back and forth. The screams of the crowd are heard once again. The Dy.Na.Mo. leaps in to go another round, and the missile launchers begin to open up from every conceivable location: arms, legs, body, hairline, hidden in the pigtails and under the skin. When the sequence is complete, pull back slowly to show the robot studded with dozens of small missiles, as well as a large one ready to fire from each hand. This is the monster-fighting equivalent of being loaded for bear.

The eyes of the monster in question go very wide, and it stops shaking the building. Now the missiles begin to fire, roaring toward it and trailing smoke down the street. One building after another is reduced to dust as The Dy.Na.Mo. fires salvo upon salvo and fills the night with exhaust fumes. Finally, the view is lost under a single monstrous explosion, which takes several seconds to clear. When it subsides, the entire area has been totally obliterated—but the FB is still standing and holding the top section of the building it was shaking before the assault began.

It looks around itself in surprise, then throws the piece down in anger. The Dy.Na.Mo., meanwhile, stands where it was, all its ammunition spent, and a sheepish grin on its face. The monster roars and inhales deeply, blowing itself up until it looks as if it may burst at any moment. The spikes on its head and back protrude farther from its skin and finally launches in all directions. Several of them ricochet off the Dy.Na.Mo.; there are the flaming remains of the billboard.

"It's good. It's…" The TD billboard said.

A spike smashes into it, finally silencing it, and two others take out another board and an office building. More spikes fly in all directions; inside the control chamber, the girls look out through the Dy.Na.Mo.'s eyes, then back toward the camera, shielding their faces. Outside, the robot throws its arms up to protect itself as dozens of spikes bounce off it. One wipes out part of the highway; another smashes into a gasoline refinery, which promptly explodes. The Bagel Boy building is next to go, followed by Le Dunne King Donnet, and Mojo's observatory. The blimp that was seen floating above the stadium—now its sign can be read clearly: 'TOWNSVILLE #1'—takes a hit and does a flaming nose-dive into the stands; the screams of the spectators echo through the night.

When the barrage ends, the Dy.Na.Mo. uncovers its face and grins wickedly—it has not been so much as scratched. Machinery is heard within, and the pigtails start to rotate. They pick up speed, whirling like propellers, and the hair bow begins to snap like a giant pair of scissors. The robot floats down the street head first; the pigtails, however, cut down the buildings on both sides. People on the ground cheer it on. The Dy.Na.Mo. continues its approach, pigtails whirling and hair bow snapping, and more buildings get chewed up.

It finally reaches the FB, which grabs the sign from Malph's Market and shoves it into the hair bow. The blades bend and warp when they close on the pole, and the weapon grinds to a halt. The crowd groans, and the monster laughs. The sound of booing and jeering floats up to it, making it angry. A stream of fire from its mouth at the disrespect turns the boos to screams of panic, and the screen begins to fill with smoke.

The train is speeding along the track. The FB picks it up and swings it around itself like a set of nunchucks, shouting like a Japanese martial artist as it does so. The Dy.Na.Mo. lets off a battle cry and strikes a new pose of its own, and the monster lashes out with the train. The robot dodges the strikes and jumps aside, rolling away and crushing several buildings in the process. It grabs the sign from the Bowling Rink and holds it overhead; zoom in on this.

The monster's eyes go wide with shock, and it grunts, frightened to see a sharp object. Cut back to the sign and pull back slowly as the Dy.Na.Mo. brings it down and makes as if to swing it; this shot is repeated three times, pulling a little farther back each time until the robot's entire body is in view. Instead of swinging the sign, though, it picks the star signs off and throws them like shuriken. This action repeated three times, with the sign in the Dy.Na.Mo.'s hand.

The three stars spins toward the monster, which still stands there; then end up puncturing his lips. He grunts and the stars pop loose one by one, leaving three holes. He bursts, flying uncontrollably across the sky and out of sight, air hissing and whistling loudly.

Mount Rushmore…

There is only one person in front of it now. A shadow grows over Roosevelt's and Lincoln's statues, and after a moment, the deflated FB falls flat on top of those two heads, hissing out the last bit of air.

"Hey!" The sightseer said, angrily.

Little Tokyo…

Jared looks across the devastation and stops on the Dy.Na.Mo.. As a 80s-style dance music is heard, the robot goes into a victory dance as if it has just scored a touchdown. It twirls and gyrates, spinning its head through 360 degrees, and ends by pointing at the ground—spiking the football, if it had one.

The Mayor is standing nearby and watching in shock. The Professor lands his chopper on the scene, radio in hand.

"Professor!" The mayor said, angrily.

"Mayor!" The Professor said, excitedly.

The Dy.Na.Mo.'s head leans into view, causing the Mayor to scream. The top half of the head opens up, revealing the girls in their seats. They have taken off their goggles.

"Oh, my! Powerpuff Girls!" The mayor said, cheerfully. "Thank you for destroying that evil giant fish balloon…" He is suddenly angry. "BUT YOU ALSO DESTROYED MY BEAUTIFUL CITY! NEVER USE THAT…THAT… BOTSTROSITY AGAIN!"

As the mayor is speaking, the Professor smiles with satisfaction, but when the Mayor erupts in fury over the destruction of Townsville, a very shocked and nervous look comes over the Professor's face as he realizes now and too late the consequences for forcing the Girls to use the Dy.Na.Mo. under the threat of punishment if they continued to refuse to use it at all. As the Mayor finishes, the Professor's expression changes to a look of uneasy dread knowing he's in deep trouble once the Girls confess to what he did.

"YEAH!" The crowd yelled.

"But…but it's the Professor's fault!" Blossom said, while the girls pointed their fingers towards the Professor. "He made us use it!"

"He did make them use it. I told the girls that they can use it if they know they can't save the day." Jared said, as he pointed a finger at the Professor. "But the Professor had to do the threat of grounding them if they didn't use the robot to save the day."

With the Girls and Jared having passed the buck and revealed the real person responsible for the Dy.Na.Mo destroying Townsville while fighting the Fish Balloon, the Mayor glares furiously at the Professor, who can't find a good excuse for having made one of the worst decisions of his life, all because of his paternal instincts getting the better of him.

"But…but, uh…" The Professor said, frowning.

"PROFESSOR!" The crowd said, looking at the Professor.

"Well, um…eh…" The Professor said, starting up the chopper. "Gotta go!"

The Professor lifts off and makes good his escape before he can be punished for having created Townsville's destroyer in the first place. Behind him, a piece of a building falls apart and explodes, startling the Mayor while the Girls and Jared shield their eyes from the glare.

The standard end shot comes up.

"So once again the day is saved—uh, destroyed—thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!" The narrator said, softly. "Well, actually, the Professor. Just 'cause you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy."