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The Impossible Family

The ninth book for my Doctor Who fan fiction with elements of RWBY, Symphogear, Madoka Magica, the MCU, Ace Attorney, Sherlock, and SAO in there. It will have me, the Doctor, obviously, the companion, whoever it might be. It will also have characters from RWBY, SAO, Symphogear, Madoka Magica, Sherlock, Ace Attorney, and the MCU in there, all of us interacting with each other. The traveling, the hijinks, the running and traveling continues, and this could be the end for our heroes in the story.

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Nondescript Holiday Spectacular

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!  

Common room...

The Beacon common room is decorated with garlands and a Christmas tree. Weiss Schnee is seen reading a book on an armchair, Jared Shay playing Splatoon 3 on his Nintendo Switch, Velvet Scarlatina sits on the floor shaking a present in her hands, Hibiki Tachibana eating a rice ball, Penny Polendina kneels next to a present and stares widely at it while also making computer noises, Miku Kohinata cooking Christmas cookies, Lie Ren is also cooking something in the kitchen, and Tsubasa Kazanari singing one of her singles.

"Every chibi in Beacon liked the holiday season." Ozpin said, as a voiceover.

Ruby Rose stumbles in the room with a large snowball covering her entire head. She makes muffled noises of distress as everyone else present laughs at her, except for Penny and Jared who have concerned expressions for their best friend. Unbeknownst to them, Roman Torchwick peeks through the window, disgusted.

"This chibi loathed it, for who knows what reason..." Ozpin said, as a voiceover.

Beacon...

The scene transitions to outside with Roman and Neopolitan, with a completed snowman in her colors.

"Curses!" Roman said, angrily throwing his hat to the ground. "It's my least favorite time of the year! Nondescript Winter Holiday!" Neo places his hat back on his head. "The time of year when everybody is 'nice' and 'loving' and everybody 'cares' about one another... But no one cares about me!"

Neo holds up a sign that says 'I THINK YOU'RE ALRIGHT.' Roman makes a loud, disgruntled noise, startling Neo and causing her to throw her sign offscreen.

"I wish I could cancel this stupid holiday for good, but stealing all the presents and decorations won't do, noooo..." Roman said, and as he continues to speak, one of the 'eyes' on the snowman starts to melt, but Neo quickly fixes this. "The holidays aren't about material possession, they're about the spirit of the season! And nothing can stop that... UNTIL NOW!" He laughs. "Behold, the Spirit Sucker!"

The camera zooms out to show a large vacuum with Roman's emblem on it. Neo holds a sign out saying 'WHAT SUCKS IS THE NAME.'

"With this device, I'm gonna suck the holiday spirit out of each and every miserable little brat in Beacon! Then, Nondescript Winter Holiday will be ruined forever!" Roman said, laughing. "C'mon, Neo! 'Tis the season for sorrow!"

"And so, armed with a ray gun, his cane and hat, the chibi vowed sorrow and delivered just that." Ozpin said, voiceover.

As Ozpin narrates, various scenes are shown: Sun Wukong climbs the Christmas tree to put a star on top with Kirika Akatsuki placing an ornament on the tree, but the Spirit Sucker grays him out and both of their faces turns emotionless; Weiss is happily making snow angels with Shirabe Tsukuyomi, but they too gets grayed out and goes emotionless by the Spirit Sucker; Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long open a present together as Hibiki Tachibana and Miku Kohinata open a present together with Chris Yukine, but the Spirit Sucker pops out from the box and grays out the five of them, also turning emotionless. Finally, Ruby is shown about to eat a cookie, while Jared sings with Tsubasa Kazanari and Maria Cadenzavna Eve but then the Spirit Sucker appears and grays the four of them out.

"Aww, what's the point?" Ruby asked.

"This song isn't worth it..." Jared said, sadly.

Courtyard...

The scene transitions back outside showing Roman with a large sack full of holiday spirit, and laughs evilly.

"We did it, Neo! Nondescript Winter Holiday is ruined! All that's left to do now is dispose of this giant bag of holiday spirit." Roman said.

Roman and Neo struggle to move the giant bag.

"Do you need any help?" Ruby asked, off screen.

"That sack looks heavy. Need help carrying it?" Hibiki asked.

"Trust me. Hibiki can carry anything. Next to Yang of course." Jared said, smiling.

"Huh?" Roman asked.

Roman turns around to see Team RWBY, Jared, Hibiki, Miku, Tsubasa, and Chris.

"But-- you-- how? What are you kids doing?! You're all supposed to be miserable and sad, not willing to help!" Roman said, angrily.

"Well, you sapped our Nondescript Winter Holiday spirit, but that doesn't mean we don't still love each other and still want to help people." Yang said.

"Yeah, we're not mean." Weiss said.

"We aren't. Like that parallel Hibiki." Chris said.

"Not all of us at least." Blake said.

"Like the enemies we face." Tsubasa said.

Weiss and Chris glared at Blake and Tsubasa for saying that.

"So do you need help with whatever it is you're doing?" Ruby asked.

"Want all of us to help you?" Miku asked.

"Wha-- ? I... I...! I don't need help! I don't need any of you! Leave me alone!" Roman said, trying to pull the giant sack again, but it tears open.

The sparkles of holiday spirit seep out and make Roman glow.

"But in that moment, the mean Chibi stopped, the holiday sack had apparently popped. And suddenly Torchwick heard himself say..." Ozpin said, as a voice over.

"I think my heart grew three sizes today! What am I doing? What have I done? Take back all your spirit and let's have some fun!" Roman asked, smiling.

Roman blasts the bag open with Melodic Cudgel, causing the sparkles of holiday spirit to sprinkle everywhere. Everyone is smiling again as the sparkles gently fall down like snow.

"Oh Torchwick, we're so sorry if you felt left out earlier. All you have to do is say so!" Ruby said, happily.

"Well, Red, I might still try to kill you and your friends from time to time, but I'm sorry for being such a gr..." Roman said.

"Should I call an ambulance?" Miku asked, taking out her phone.

"I think you should." Tsubasa said.

"What's wrong?" Hibiki asked.

"He has a heart attack. Idiot." Chris said, rolling her eyes.

Suddenly, Roman stops as a heartbeat sound is heard.

"Such a... ow." Roman said.

"You okay?" Ruby asked.

"I can't feel my left arm." Roman said, with him suddenly collapsing, Neo holds out a sign saying 'UH-OH'.

"Thank goodness you called the hospital." Jared said, looking at Miku.

"Yeah..." Miku said, letting out a sigh.

"He'll be okay." Hibiki said. "Will he be better?"

"With Remnant's technology. Maybe." Tsubasa said.

The scene then shows Team RWBY, Jared, Hibiki, Miku, Tsubasa, and Chris watching red flashing lights as an ambulance siren is heard driving away.

"You're not wrong there. It is a bit more advanced than Earth." Chris said.

"Huh, you know I guess having your heart suddenly grow three sizes isn't very good for your body." Ruby said.

Zwei, Team JNPR, Nanoha, Fate, and Hayate then show up wearing colorful shirts.

"Hey gang." Jaune said.

"You guys all ready to look for the perfect holiday tree?" Nora asked.

"What?" Ruby asked.

"Wait, which parody are we doing?"  Jaune asked.

"Not whichever one you're doing." Weiss said.

"Which one were you doing?" Nanoha asked.

"How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Hibiki said, smiling.

"We were getting ready for A Charlie Brown Christmas." Hayate said.

"Not this year. Sorry." Miku said.

"Oh. Right. Wrong Christmas special then." Fate said.

Team RWBY, Jared, Hibiki, Miku, Tsubasa, and Chris start walking away.

"Good grief..." Jaune said, letting out a sigh.

Zwei just barks happily with Nanoha and Hayate petting him.