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The Impossible Family

The ninth book for my Doctor Who fan fiction with elements of RWBY, Symphogear, Madoka Magica, the MCU, Ace Attorney, Sherlock, and SAO in there. It will have me, the Doctor, obviously, the companion, whoever it might be. It will also have characters from RWBY, SAO, Symphogear, Madoka Magica, Sherlock, Ace Attorney, and the MCU in there, all of us interacting with each other. The traveling, the hijinks, the running and traveling continues, and this could be the end for our heroes in the story.

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Monkey See, Doggie Do

Townsville…

It is nighttime, with a nice view of the city skyline.

"The City of Towns…" The narrator said, stopping himself and begins again in a whisper. "Oh, sorry. The City of Townsville, a city that sleeps…" A clock begins to chime. "…a tired town with an early, early bedtime."

Along a street; the lights of restaurants and clubs are being turned off for the night.

"No need for late nights here. Gotta get that beauty sleep." The narrator said.

On another block, a car appears to close its eyes, dousing its headlights, and a policeman sleeps standing up at the corner.

"So peaceful, the empty streets." The narrator said, yawning.

"Hands in the air." Cop 1 said, mumbling in his sleep.

On a street, on the outskirts of town, Jared is sleeping inside the girls' house with the PowerPuff Girls and Professor Utonium.

"Even in the suburbs, Townsville citizens are tucked away in their beds." The narrator said.

The Professor's bedroom…

The city proper is visible from the Professor's window. He sleeps sitting up in bed, pipe in hand and notes scattered in front of him. A microscope sits on a stand near the bed. He is still wearing his lab coat.

"Still haven't found that unified theory, eh, Professor?" The narrator asked, chuckling.

Jared's bedroom…

The city is visible from Jared's bedroom. He sleeps lying down in his bed, with a TV in front of him and a desk over at the corner. He's wearing his pajamas and is looking forward to settling down here for a while after having some adventures with the Doctor and Clara Oswald.

"You almost died from a mummy, Jared. So you deserve some rest." The narrator said.

PowerPuff Girls' room…

Blossom is asleep in bed and her sisters are also sleeping. The three share a triple-width bed.

"Ah, here's our girls, far away in a dreamy slumber." The narrator said.

Bubbles is cradling her stuffed octopus. Buttercup throws punches at the air on the side of the bed.

"Ha, ha! Go get 'em, Buttercup. Yes, everyone's resting up for a bright new day." The narrator said, chuckling.

Museum…

"But wait. What's this?" The narrator asked, while on the upper stories and a ground-floor window had been cut through. "Someone in Townsville is not asleep."

Inside, across a few galleries to the sound of stealthy footsteps, a security guard asleep at his monitoring station; the screen in front of him displays what appears to be a dog's-head statue on a pedestal. A flash of light hides the image for a moment, and a photograph of the scene is slipped into place. On the surveillance camera, a white-gloved hand attaches the photo so as to fool the guard should he check the monitor and a voice gasps softly. At the statue, there is the sound of more footsteps and this voice. It is low and sinister, and has perhaps a bit of a Japanese accent.

"Oh... Yes…" The voice said.

There is a tripwire surrounding the pedestal; the thief steps up to it. This individual also wears white boots and a long blue tunic with a white belt. Two clamps are quickly set in place to keep the tension on to avoid triggering the alarm, and the thief clips the wire with scissors. At the pedestal; the hand sprays powder into the air, revealing a net of laser beams surrounding the statue as well to trip an alarm if anything tried to touch the statue. It is pushed carefully out through the beams.

At one gallery, the thief's shadow is cast large on the back wall as he makes his way out. He has a long cape trailing in the air behind him and what appears to be a very large head. He chuckles to himself, then stops and snaps his fingers as if remembering something.

"Ha, ha, ha! Ooh!" The thief cheered, looking at a glass case with a sign that reads 'The Anubial Jewels'.

Inside are two large rubies. The thief reaches towards the glass case and smashes the case with the statue to get to them, triggering the alarm.

A newspaper spins into view: the Times. On the front page are two photos, the left one of the statue on the pedestal 'Before' and the right one showing it gone 'After'. The headline consists of a single word in huge type: 'STOLEN!'.

"Townsville Museum robbed?!" The narrator exclaimed, in his normal volume, shocked.

The girls are looking at the 'After' picture, after which the paper is pulled away and they are looking at the actual pedestal. The girls hover around it.

"Hmm. Well, it is missing. " Blossom said, sweeping her hand through the empty space and addressing herself out of character. "Did you search for any clues, Curator?"

The Curator is a proper-looking fellow in a three-piece suit, with a group of policemen surrounding him. He speaks with an English accent.

"Well, I didn't want these brutish police trouncing around my beautiful museum." The curator said, looking at the girls.

"That's silly. Okay, girls, spread and search." Blossom said, determined.

Bubbles charges off down one hallway, Buttercup takes the stairs, and Blossom heads down another hallway. All three cut deep furrows in the floor as they go. Cut back to the pedestal, the girls crashing into view one by one through the wall behind it.

"Nope." Bubbles said, sadly.

"Nope." Buttercup said, frowning.

"No clues." Blossom said, letting out a sigh.

The Curator cries out and faints into the arms of a not-too-bright cop.

"Well, uh, there was something else stolen. Uh, would that qualify as a clue?" Cop 2 asked, looking at the smashed jewel case.

"The Anubial Jewels?" The girls asked, looking at the jewels on a table.

The thief reaches into the view and picks them up. As he speaks, looking at the statue; he fits the jewels into the eye sockets.

"Yes, with these jewels, the magic curse of the ancient Anubis dog head will finally be unleashed, and then the human race will bow down to me…" The thief said, as the statue was lifted into the air, the jewel eyes gleaming. "...Mojo Jojo!"

The thief, Mojo Jojo, laughs evilly as he is a green-faced, black-furred monkey with the aforementioned white gloves and boots, blue tunic, and cape (purple). He also wears a white belt with a purple triangle at the buckle and a large white helmet with purple pinstripes and spots of the same color at its rim. He is in one of the windows of an observatory.

"Oh, no! Mojo Jojo! Say it ain't so-so!" The narrator yelled.

The observatory is perched atop a mountain in the middle of a park, with the Townsville skyline in the distance. It is equipped with a large telescope.

"I sure hope the Powerpuff Girls are on his trail." The narrator said.

Townsville…

The girls are flying through Townsville.

"Gee, I sure wish we could find a trail." Blossom said, sarcastically.

They stop short at the sound of a dog barking.

"Huh?" The girls asked.

"Look!" Blossom yelled, pointing towards Malph's Market.

Malph's Market…

A dog is inside a car parked out front. The girls fly in.

"That dog's trapped!" Blossom said, worried.

"Oh, poor puppy!" Bubbles said, gasping.

"He must be one hot dog." Buttercup said, happily.

Blossom looks disgustedly at Buttercup for making that bad joke. At the door handle, a hand reaches into view to open it.

"Don't worry. We'll let you out." Blossom said, tearing the door off and throws it aside.

The dog jumps out and sits, its tail wagging.

"Help me." Dog #1 said, in a choked voice, gasping.

"What?! A talking dog?!" The girls exclaimed.

"What's wrong, boy?" Blossom asked.

"It was…" Dog #1 said, as the words trail off into barking.

"Wow, this is weird." Blossom said, and her ruminations are interrupted by a cacophony of barking.

Townsville…

Dogs are everywhere, on top of cars and running in the streets.

"Something funny's going on here." Blossom said, at a loss for words.

"Hey, it's the Powerpuff signal." Buttercup said, pointing up at the sky towards a pulsating pattern of concentric pink and red hearts projected into the sky.

"Let's go!" Blossom yelled, while the girls fly across the city.

Townsville Hall…

It is your average Capitol-type building complete with dome. The girls are approaching it

Mayor's office…

The PowerPuff Girls crash inside.

"What is it, Mayor?" Blossom asked, as she looked at the mayor at his desk.

"Oh, Powerpuff Girls, I'm so glad you made it so quickly." The mayor said, and he jumps onto the desk; his body is that of a dog. "The safety of Townsville is in great peril! A sick plot is underway! The madman responsible for this is…" Ms. Bellum walks into view behind him; he looks up at her. "Huh?"

"Ms. Bellum!" The girls said, terrified.

Ms. Bellum has a dog's head. She barks frantically; the girls gasp in shock.

"No time to lose! The culprit in this caper is Mo…" The mayor said, and he tries to finish the sentence, but is stopped when his head becomes that of a dog.

The mayor still has his mustache, monocle, and hat. The girls gasp again, and he jumps down off the desk, barking.

"Puppy!" Bubbles said, happily kneeling down and began to play with the Mayor.

"Okay, enough's enough. We gotta see the Professor and Jared." Blossom said, while she and Buttercup take off, but stop short. "Bubbles!"

Bubbles is rubbing the mayor's belly and giggling.

"Come on! We've got work to do!" Blossom said, angrily.

Bubbles stops rubbing; she and the Mayor look sadly at each other, and she floats away, moaning.

Townsville…

On a city street, with dogs once again everywhere. A blast of light hits a man and turns him into a dog.

"Oh, no! It's turning into a dog day afternoon in Townsville, literally!" The narrator said, terrified.

The cop at the street corner—still asleep—is transformed, as are several people who run past him. Mojo is standing in the middle of the street, firing beams in all directions from the Anubis statue. A dog with a human head runs up to him.

"Hey!" Dog #2 said, barking. "Hey, stop that!"

Mojo blasts him, turning him completely into a dog, and laughs evilly. He continues his rampage, hitting several more running people and a truck driver. The truck smashes into a lamppost. In an apartment, a man and his son are wearing matching shirts—white with black spots—and standing by an old Victrola. They are blasted and become Dalmatians, still next to the record player in the style of the old RCA logo. A group of poker players are next, forming a scene similar to the famous 'Coolidge Dogs' painting.

"Doggone you, Mojo Jojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil…" The narrator said, as he says this, Mojo looks at him with annoyance and anger, before he points the statue at the camera and lets one rip.

The Narrator screams, then stops talking and starts barking. Mojo laughs evilly at having even turned the Narrator into a canine as well, showing that not even the fourth wall could protect the Narrator from Mojo's cruel actions. The sound of a screaming crowd attracts Mojo's attention to a movie theater, where several people rush out the door and into his sights. Mojo has a bullhorn in one hand and the statue in the other.

"All right, you miserable, flea-bitten curs, heel!" Mojo said, talking through the bullhorn.

The dogs running toward him obey the command.

"I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are. Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey." Mojo said, talking through the bullhorn and looking at the sea of dogs. "Obeying commands is what you'll do." He puts the bullhorn again. "I will give you commands, and you will obey them. Ha, ha!" He laughs; the dogs look nervously at each other. "Now sit!" Mojo points the statue at the dogs, and they sit as if hypnotized and the dogs became Muttaloids. He laughs evilly. "Ha, ha, ha! SPEAK!" The Muttaloids howl. "All right, all right, okay." The dogs fall silent. "Now…STEAL!"

The Muttaloids run in all directions as he laughs wickedly.

Utonium Residence…

The girls are heading to the front door; inside, it is smashed off its hinges.

"Professor! Jared!" Blossom said, worried.

At ground level, a small white dog with black ears and nose and a black spot on its back walks into view. It has an impossibly rectangular body and head, and a small pipe in its mouth. This is the canine form of the Professor. He has already fallen victim to the Anubis head's spell as well. The Professor walks to the girls and sits, wagging his tail.

A small black dog in the shape of a poodle walked towards the girls and sat next to the girls, wagging his tail. It is the canine form of Jared. He has also already fallen victim to the Anubis head's spell as well.

When the Professor speaks, his voice sounds exactly as it did when he was a human.

"Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow." The Professor said.

"Puppies!" Bubbles said, gasping, jumping up. "Whee!"

Bubbles kneels down next to the dogs.

"Arf, arf, arf, arf." Jared said, and the other girls fly into view.

"Wait. I think they're trying to tell us something." Blossom said, his eyes widening.

All three begin encouraging them to speak; the Professor chews on the pipe stem and thinks hard.

"Bow, wow, wow." The Professor said.

"Uh… What's that, boy? You want some water?" Bubbles asked.

"Uh… Okay, hold on." Blossom said.

The girls zip away.

Townsville…

There is a plunger-style detonator being pushed down, the fuse of a stick of TNT being lit, then a pair of paws hotwiring the ignition of a car. The Townsville Bank is seen next; an explosion shakes the camera as the alarm goes off. Three attack dogs-like Muttaloids run out the front door, sacks of money held in their teeth. A jewelry store—Jewels & Stuff— is hit next, and three stocking-masked dogs-like Muttaloids jump out through the smashed front window. Tino's Carporium, an automobile dealership, suffers a similar fate, with a dog-like Muttaloid driving a car through the showroom window. It pulls up at Jewels & Stuff, knocking over a fire hydrant, and the other six robbers jump in. As the car speeds away toward the observatory, its license plate says 'DOGGED'."

Utonium Residence…

The girls are speeding in to handle an emergency. Blossom has two dog water dishes. They land next to the Professor and Jared.

"Okay, boy." Blossom said, setting the dishes down. "All right, boys, who's responsible for all this?" The Professor and Jared laps up water. "Come on, who is it?"

"Arf. Arf." Jared said, happily.

"What?" Buttercup asked, resigned. "Oh, okay." She took the pipe away. "Fetch!"

Buttercup throws the pipe away, and the Professor and Jared run after it.

Townsville…

The getaway car leaves skid marks behind it as it pulls up at the observatory. The Muttaloids jump out and climb a set of stairs set into the side of the mountain; when they reach the door, a section of the staircase retracts behind them.

Mojo's lair…

Inside, the Muttaloids spill their loot onto the floor, forming a large pile of jewels.

"Ha, ha!" Mojo said, and his reflection appears in the larger jewels. "Yes, perfect."

Outside of the observatory; the telescope begins to rotate until it points into the sky.

"Now I have enough jewels for my plan. Ha, ha!" Mojo said, laughing evilly.

Inside, the Anubis statue glows beneath a glass dome. The telescope's eyepiece is just above it. Turn down to ground level; jewels are being shoveled into an open hatch.

"My plan needs lots of jewels to make it work, and now I have enough of them — the jewels, that is." Mojo said, reaching into view and closing the hatch.

Utonium Residence…

The Professor is carrying his pipe in his teeth and bringing it to the girls. They praise him.

"Now, who did it, boys?" The girls asked.

"Bow-wow wow-wow." The Professor said.

"Arf arf arf arf." Jared said, happily.

"Oh, no! It was Bow-wow wow-wow! Or was it arf arf arf arf?" Bubbles asked.

"No, Bubbles. I think they said, 'Mojo Jojo!'" Blossom said, looking at Bubbles.

"Bow." The Professor said.

"Arf." Jared said, sadly.

"Let's get him." Buttercup said, smirking.

The Powerpuff Girls take off.

Mojo's Lair…

There is a knob beneath a gauge marked 'POWER'. Mojo moves his hand towards it and turns it up, then throws a switch labeled 'ON SWITCH'. The pile of jewels within the machine turns up to the Anubis statue, glowing more strongly.

"Oh, yes! Ha, ha, ha!" Mojo said, laughing evilly.

The girls fly toward the observatory. Inside, there is a button marked, simply, 'THE BUTTON!' Mojo presses this, and outside, the telescope begins to glow.

"Now I have the power for one gigantic worldwide blast…" Mojo said, and a beam shot into the sky.

From outer space, it engulfed the world.

Earth…

Two lovers kissing at a French café; they are transformed.

"…to change the whole world into dogs." Mojo said, as a voiceover.

The girls are in flight as an Eskimo is doing a little ice fishing. He too gets hit.

"Then I, Mojo Jojo, will be the true master of the world." Mojo said, as a voiceover.

The girls are still in flight, while a man is eating dinner in Japan. He is blasted and is left licking his dinner from the plate in front of him.

"When all the world is dogs…" Mojo said, while the girls were in flight. "…their master will be me!"

Observatory…

The girls crash through the ceiling.

"Not so fast…" Blossom said.

"Mojo…" Buttercup said.

"Jojo!" Bubbles yelled.

A blast envelops the PowerPuff Girls and they've just fallen victim to the spell as well.

"Too late, Powerpuffs…" Mojo said, as the blast subsides; the girls are now dogs. Buttercup has black fur, Blossom has orange fur, and Bubbles has yellow fur. "…or should I say, 'Powerpups?'"

The PowerPuff Girls fall to the floor next to Mojo and start barking up a storm.

"Ha, ha!" Mojo said, laughing evilly. "You're no threat now." He kicks Buttercup, knocking her into the others, and laughs evilly again. "Ha, ha, ha! Yes, I do not find you threatening, Powerpuff pooches. Okay, good doggies. I've got lots of work to do controlling the world. Now stay! Ha, ha, ha!"

Laughing evilly, Mojo heads for the control panel. The girls growl softly in anger at their predicament; Blossom looks up as if noticing something. She barks to her sisters and points; cut to the Anubis statue on its high perch. There is the sound of running paws, and the machine begins to shake back and forth. Mojo looks up in surprise.

"Huh?!" Mojo exclaimed.

The machine continues to shake—the girls are ramming it time after time. The statue finally tumbles free, shattering the dome and falling toward the floor. Mojo catches it.

"Ha, ha!" Mojo said, chuckling. "Lucky me. I have saved the Anubis head. If it had broken, the curse would have been broken, so I am lucky that it did not break." The girls advance slowly toward the machine, growling. "Stay away, you mutts!" He is laughing. "Ha, ha! Pick on someone your own size."

Mojo hits a button; a bell rings, and across the room, three dog-track gates open and an attack dog leaps out from each. The trios rush in to engage each other. A Muttaloid catches Blossom by the ear, Buttercup sinks her teeth into the midsection of another, and Bubbles and the third chase each other's tail for a while. She finally wins the contest. Buttercup leaps in for another go and again bites down on a Muttaloid's gut. This is done three times. Bubbles follows suit, but her intended target catches her head in his jaws and shakes her back and forth. Several more blows are traded. Finally, Buttercup nails a Muttaloid with a flying kick, and Blossom grabs another by the tail and slings him away.

With the Muttaloids lying in a heap at the far end of the room, the girls once again advance. Cut to Mojo at the control panel, holding the statue.

"Stay away, you mangy mutts! Don't force me to show you my influence." Mojo said, leaping up onto a nearby platform and laughs. Steps behind him lead up to it. "Ha, ha! Can't get me now. Ha, ha! Bleah!"

Mojo blows them a raspberry as they run to the edge and paw at it in an attempt to reach him. However, the height difference is just great enough to stop them.

"Try as you might, I am higher than you…" Mojo said, as Buttercup looks right and begins to run around the machine. "…and being higher than you puts me out of your reach. Ha, ha, ha!" He laughs as Buttercup approaches from behind him. "If you were up here, you might get me."

Buttercup jumps up the stairs and bites Mojo in the hindquarters to put pay to the words he just said. Mojo yells in pain and throws the statue into the air. It lands on his head and shatters in slow motion.

Outer space…

The world is again engulfed in a beam…

Earth…

The French lovers are changed back to human form, followed by the Eskimo and the Japanese man. This last is left naked, still on his table and hunched over his plate.

Townsville…

The cop on the street corner is next—he is still sleeping, completely unaware of what he has been subjected to and everything else that happened.

Mojo's lair…

The beam disappears into Mojo. Now he is a black dog with a green face—still wearing his helmet and purple cape. He has a blue nose and white boots on all four feet. The destruction of the Anubis head has reversed the spell on everyone, while giving Mojo a dose of his own medicine with turning him into a dog for the time being.

Mojo begins to bark.

Utonium Residence…

Mojo is in the backyard, chained to a stake in the ground; the family, including their fanboy back to normal, watches him. The girls are pleading to be allowed to keep Mojo as a pet. Bubbles is jumping up and down with excitement, and she keeps doing so even after the Professor begins to speak.

"Girls, it's a big responsibility keeping an evil villain in the house. You've got to feed him, water him, take him for walks, keep him from causing mayhem and chaos, and chewing the furniture." The Professor said, sadly.

"And it's not like said villain does it again." Jared said, laughing a lot. "Turning us all into dogs. I mean, he could possibly be good someday."

Jared is imagining the Narrator beginning to bark. The Narrator stops after a few seconds.

"Ha, ha!" The narrator said, laughing. "Fooled you. So once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. We'll see you again soon!"