The Idiot's Guide to Genshin Impact: AMBERRRRRRRRRRRRR and the rest of the gang

Authors note: "sorry for taking so long to post this

I had to rewrite it three times because the app kept deleting it"

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Me and Paimon continued walking towards Monsdat.

????? : "HEY YOU STOP RIGHT THERE"

Is...

IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?!

MY WAIFUUUU

Well one of my wifus anyway..

And then in an overly acrobatic manner she jumped in front of me

Amber: " may the anemo -"

And before she can continue her sentence I did the only logical thing to do in this situation

Aether : "AMBERRRRRRR"

I pounced on her

Amber: " EEEEEEEP"

Aether : " PAIMON LOOK AN ACTUAL AMBER

LOOK AT HER AMBER BUNNY EARS

LOOK AT HER CUTE AMBER NOSE"

Paimon: " Paimon think you're overstepping some serious boundaries"

Amber: "*CHOMP*"

Aether: "Ow that was uncalled for"

I should probably introduce myself

First impressions are important

Aether: " ehem ehem

Heeeelllooowww

My name is Aether

I am a traveler

Single

My hobbys include gliding and exploration

My favorite food is stake

I like cheery girls and-"

Amber: "Waaaa yaaaah *Flying kick in the head"

I passed out

.

.

.

.

Aether : "mm... Wah... Where am I?"

Paimon: " oh you're awake

That's good

Paimon was afraid that kick would have knocked you longer"

Aether : "where are we"

Paimon : "well Paimon has some good news and some bad news"

Aether: " what's the good news?"

Paimon: "We're in Monsdat"

Aether: " well that's awesome

What's the bad news?"

Paimon : "we're in jail"

Aether: " WHAT WHY?!"

Paimon : " Paimon thinks it's something have to do with the fact that you jumped on a totally random person

Paimon isn't smart

But I don't think jumping on people is legal"

Aether : "well I never heard a law that specifically says don't jump on people

But I get your point"

*Open Door*

Gaurd: " hey you

The Grand Master is waiting to interrogate you"

I was grabbed and led to the interrogation room

You know I always wondered how a small town can afford such a luxurious place

Jean : " you may sit"

And here is one of my top 20 wifus

She would much higher if not for that ugly pants

I'm F2p so I couldn't afford the summer outfit...

Or Jean

Jean: " I am Jean Gunnhildr The Acting Grand Master of the knights of Favonia"

Well of to make a good impression

Aether: "HELLLLOWWW

My name is Aether

I'm a traveler

Single

My Values are honesty hard work and diligence

My favorite food is invigorating pizza

I like strong hard working honest and diligent women

I don't mind if the women in question have long working hours

I give great foot massages and-"

*SLAM*

AMBER: " WHAT THE HELL WITH THAT INTRODUCTION

AND DIDN'T YOU SAY YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS STAKE"

Amber came bursting through the door

It seems that she was listening from the outside

Jean: " AMBER"

Amber: "But Jean he-"

Jean: " I know I said I'll handle it"

Amber : "fine... Sorry..."

Amber left but not before giving me the dirty eye

Did I do something to offend her

It's not like I touched her chest

Or did I

Don't remember

My hands have a mind of their own

Jean: "Sorry for that Mr. Aether"

Aether: "No problem Jean, and you can call me just Aether"

Jean: "very well, and you may call me Acting Grand Master"

Aether: "...."

Jean gives a stern look

Jean: " tell me Aether

Are you aware on what charges are you brought here"

Aether: "nope"

Jean: "well allow me to enlighten you

You assaulted a knight of Favonia

A serious crime

If you don't give a proper explanation the consequences will be dire"

OH shit

Aether: " there seems to be a misunderstanding

I didn't assault Amber

I'm just such a huge fan of her that I couldn't help but be excited to meet her in person that I jumped her"

Jean: " A fan?"

Jean gives a confused look

Aether: " well yes

In fact I'm a huge fan of all the knights of Favonia"

Jean: "mmm.. Is that so?"

Although this was definitely a new excuse Jean isn't dumb to simply believe it so simply

Jean: " well if you're such a huge fan

I guess it won't be hard for you to tell me what you know about the kn of Favonia"

If he's really a Fan then he'll atleast have some basic knowledge about our knight codes and what not

(Jean: At the very least, if he knows the official titles of Keaya Amber and Lisa I'll consider believing him)

Meanwhile Aether being an idiot nerd mistook what he meant what she meant when she asked what he knows.

Aether: "No problem

*INHALES*

You Have a Pet Tortoise

Venessa is your Idol

Barbara is your Sister and you want to spend more time with her but can't due to your busy schedule

You Love Romance Novels

You Like Butterflies And Dandelions

Your favorite food is Pizza

You were Born On March 14 and you're 20 years old

You're 5'8" tall

And your constellation is Leo Minor"

(Aether: thank you random guy who made top 10 facts about Jean Video)

Jean: "....."

Aether: "....."

Jean: "....."

Aether: "....."

Jean: "....."

Aether: "Sooooo"

Jean: "...."

Jean didn't know what to say...

This guy just stripped her very being in less than ten seconds...

Is that normal for fans to know so much about their Idols

She haven't even measured her height in a while but this guy actually claims to knows it and he seems so confident she's not even questioning whether the fact is true or not

(Jean: " Pizza is my Guilty pleasure...

I kept it a secret even from Barbra...

How does he know?!!!)

Before can Jean can open her mouth to ask why

The door slammed open again.

Barbra : " JEAN "

Jean : " BARBRA HOW DID YOU GET ON HERE

NO

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!"

Barbara : " I'm sorry

It's just that I have such great news

A voice with the wind carried a message from the Anemo Archon

He pacified Devalin"

Jean: "THAT'S GREAT"

Jean was thrilled the problem with Devalin was getting out of hand

Now everything can you back to normal

Jean suddenly got an idea in her head

Jean: " you wait her for a moment

I'll be right back"

Jean Grabbed Barbara and got out of the room

(Aether: "but how did Venti stop Devalin on his own

Wait wasn't he close to helping Devalin in the main story before Aether and Paimon scared it off...

So without my intervention this time he actually pulled it of on his own

Wow...)

Meanwhile outside the room

Jean: " Barbara I have a question For you as an idol"

Barbara: " sure Jeanne

Ask whatever you want"

Jean: " thanks

Tell me

Is it normal for fans to know things about their idols that even they don't know

Things that they never disclosed

Or jump them randomly on contact"

Barbara thinks for a moment...

Barbara: " Sure it won't be strange if they even find out your birthday

Your favorite food

Or your address"

Barbara remarks while thinking of Albert

Jean: "well I guess that settles it thanks"

10 minutes later Jean enters back the room

Jean: " You're free to go

Just don't do this again"

Aether: "thanks"

Chapter End