The Idiot's Guide to Genshin Impact : " Wouldn't Gliding be faster"
As I left the knights of Favonia's Headquarters I ran into a Familiar Face
Aether: " HEY AMBER"
*Pulls Bow String and lights it on fire*
Amber: "IF YOU JUMP ME ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I'LL -"
Aether : " oh no no no
There was a misunderstanding
I'm just a great Fan of you"
Amber: " A Fan?"
Amber gives a doubting look
Aether : " of course
Who wouldn't be a fan of the Gliding Champion of mondstat"
*Amber bunny ears shake a little*
Amber : "OH...
Then why didn't you say so"
Amber smiles proudly and her hostility vanishes
Aether: "You kinda knocked me out before I can say anything"
Amber : " right... Sorry
Is there any way I can make it up to you"
Aether: " would you teach me how to Glide?"
Amber: " when you introduced yourself didn't you say you can glide?"
Aether: "well...."
Amber : " doesn't matter
Get ready to be taught by the Gliding Champion of Monsdat
But first we need to get high"
Aether : "you got weed?"
Amber: " grass has nothing to do with this
I meant we need to get to a high place"
Aether: "oh okay"
Walks toward wall
*jump*
Aether: "hop hop hop...
I can seem to get up"
Amber: "what are you doing?"
Aether: "trying to climb the wall"
Amber: "why are you trying to climb the wall?
How do you even plan to climb a straight wall
Without any equipment "
Aether : "wait so we don't have the ability to climb walls"
Amber: " Ahh... I'm getting disy
Let's just go to the plaza
Half and hour later
Aether:" *huff* *huff* why does it take so long to get to here
Shouldn't it take less than a minute "
Amber:" Monsdat is big
Anyway before we start Gliding we need to go over some tips"
Aether : " I know I know
Jump and Believe"
Amber: "what? No it's-"
Aether: " I BELIEVE I CAN FLY" *Jump*
Amber: "TRAVELER WAIT"
Aether: " AAAAAAA HOOOO HOOO HOOOWEEEE"
*SPLAT*
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Aether : " Ahhh... Where am I... Did I get reincarnated into another game
In that case can it at least be one of my 18+ erotic games....."
Barbara: "oh dear, he seems to be hallucinating
But he woke up"
Amber : "HEEEY YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
WHO JUMPS FROM TOP A HIGH PLACE LIKE THAT"
Aether : " I... Believed..."
Amber: " well maybe before believing
You should have believed in some laws of physics
SERIOUSLY
Do you think that you can simply jump and glide just like that
It takes years of studying physics and wind currents..
Balancing yourself
And getting custom made gliders for your weight...
*sigh*
My fault
I didn't consider the possibility that you were an idiot"
Barbara: " come on amber be easy on him he broke all his body bones"
Aether : " really I feel fine"
Amber: " Because Barbara been healing you for the last 6 hours"
Now that I look at myself me and my clothes are kinda wet, so is Barbara
Aether : "oh right"
I should introduce myself
Aether: "HEEELLLLOOOW THEEEREEEE
We met before but didn't get the chance to talk
My name is Aether
I'm A Traveler
Single
My hobbies are singing and praying for the anemo Archon
I'm a fan of grand Master Jean
I'm currently looking for a cute girlfriend to date
My preferences are church girls"
Amber: " I'm starting to see what type of person you are"
Barbara : " oh my Barbatos we have so much in common"
Aether : " yeah, we should hang out some time over drinks"
Barbara: "sure-"
Amber: " DON'T FALL FOR HIS TRICKS BARBARA"
Paimon: " EHEM EHEM"
Aether : " oh hey Paimon where were you?"
Paimon: " Someone left Paimon in Jail"
Aether : "Ehe"
Paimon: "Ehe te Nandayo"
Amber: "what is this Mascot "
Aether : " OH that's my traveling companion Paimon"
Paimon: "HEY PAIMON IS NOT-
Wait what did you say?"
Aether : "Traveling companion"
Paimon: "...."
Aether: "...."
Paimon: "...."
Aether: "...."
Paimon: "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD"
Aether: " huh"
Paimon : "SOMETHING IS A MISS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Aether : " EMERGENCY FOOD
PAIMON IS EMERGENCY FOOD"
Paimon: "oh.. Yes That's it Paimon is Emerg-
WAIT NO PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD"
Dear diary that I will never write
It's been one day since when I came to Monsdat
I got arrested
I got every bone in my body broken
I can't climb or glide
Yet Somehow Paimon being emergency food is a constant that should not messed with
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Help...
Chapter End