Chapter 20 : Satoshi's Diary : I Won the Hearts of Kids

*Satoshi*

When I woke up and when i looked around, I saw that Rosie had been seduced by my charm and had slept next to me, hehe… Jokes aside, I had a things to do before departure time.

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I wore the useless bag Aurora gave me on my back and went out, I guess it might be useful this time.

While walking around the village, I was thinking about how to teach that noble brat a lesson. I thought if I should water dunk him in the river until he apologizes crying.… No, that would be too cliché. I'm more creative than that, I should do something that little bastard never forget for rest of his life... 

While I was thinking that kind of stuff i found myself in front of some barn and took a rest there. Only then, i felt the reek of that bison's shit coming through the barn, i mean its not exactly a bison but it gave me a great idea. 

It stinks like shit, i mean... no shit but frankly how do these fucking farmers tolerate that smell? Hmm... That gave me an idea hehe. 

I waited for the farmers done with feeding the animals. While waiting, I rummaged through my bag. What can I use to collect this shit? I found plastic bags with water bottles in them, took out the bottles and put the bags in my pocket.

After the farmers had left I went into the animal area. I had three bags with me and I was going to use one as a glove and carry the animal's shit to the other. 

When I poked the shit with my hand, the smell got stronger, what the hell did this animal eat to be able to shit like that? I'd even reconsider torturing the brat with this stuff, but then I remembered what the brat said to Rosie and threw a stone at her, so I smiled without meaning to and started putting the shit in the bag... after all, I am the only one who can bully her.

As I was about to finish one of the cattle looked at me with a bale of grass in its mouth. Its stares, as if it was pitying fucker, then it took a few steps forward, turned its back to me and started shitting. Like if you want more shit, you're welcome to it.

Ugh, it's at least a kilo of shit, I gotta get the hell out of here,

When I turned around, I've seen the farmer looking at me with no emotion, but after like a good five minutes, he smiled proudly with a tear running down his cheek. Thus, he slightly nodded with his thumbs up. Then, I cried myself and got past him and ran off at the corner

I loved that guy… but its time to find that brat. 

While it wasn't the brightest idea to wander around a village with a bag of shit but I think its justified…

Eventually I came to the area where the kids were playing last night, and they were playing again, but that noble brat was not among them. I decided to approach them and ask where that noble brat was.

When I get close enough to them, the brats saw me and looked me from head to toe with disapproving and judging gazes. I can understand the noble brat, but what the hell is going on with you, we all are poor peasants, why are they discriminating me for? Is it because of my luscious black hair? Don't be so jealous, you fucking peasants!

I started circling around the brats with a bag of shit in one hand, these brats aren't picking on me, I guess they're not as brave as the noble one, maybe they're really scared of Northerners.

I approached the chubby one among them and put my hand with shit bag on his shoulder and put my other hand on his chest. 

I could see on his face that he was stressed, I got a little closer to his face and I said, ''Why were you giving me that dirty look, Huhhh? You bastard?''

When the kid got more stressed, I patted him on the chest, I smiled to comfort him and i said, ''Aren't we all in the same boat?''

The boy turned his head and looked at me, and said, in a trembling voice, "W-what do you mean?''

''Look at your clothes, buddy, and look at mine, do you see any difference?''

"C-colors maybe?''

I thought to myself, 'You stupid fat fuck.' And then, with friendly smile, ''They are same,both of them are peasant clothes, right little buddy?''

''Y-yes''

"And how about that noble brat from yesterday, don't you think his were different from ours?"

"I think you shouldn't talk about nobles like that!! you might get in trouble''

''Oh What a good boy you are, thinking of me even though I'm from the north. Could it be because that noble brat bullied you because of your weight?''

The kid couldn't hold back his tears and start crying I thought to myself, 'Bingo!' I put his head on my chest and patted him to calm him down,

"And you couldn't do anything because he was a noble, right, kiddo? Tck tck tck tck tck tck tck I think we're more similar to each other as two peasant from different regions than you are to those nobles. Don't you think so ?''

I hadn't even realized that the kids who had been giving me mean stares just a few minutes ago were gathered around me, hugging me and crying.

I said ''Hey damn brats, be careful with the bag,'' and raised the bag up high. I smiled sweetly and I thought to myself at that moment, 'These dumb kids are easier to control than I thought.'

I comforted the kids for a while, after that i told them that I will teach a lesson to that noble brat so he won't bully you again, but you need to help me a little bit.

I told them that I need ten, fifteen minutes alone with him. The brats told me, he always came at noon, play with them until evening and then return to the tavern with his beast-folk maid. and every time they play hide and seek, that retarded brat hides in the same spot, but the kids find him in the end so he doesn't give them a headache.

I wanted them to show that brat's hiding spot and play hide and seek when he arrives, I will take care of the rest. 

His hiding spot was behind a tree at the entrance of the forest. behind that tree there was a pile of bushes. I went and lay down behind it and waited for the brat to show up.

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I had fallen asleep during my three-hour waiting, but I woke up to the sound of the brat's footsteps. he finally came and hid behind that tree and was laughing quietly. I thought to myself, 'How innocent and sweet he is when he doesn't talk.'

I approached quietly and lifted him up by his collar, The kid got frightened and said, "Hey what's going on...''

He turned to me and while he was saying "Who do you think you are?'' he saw my sweet smile and said, ''Eek!!'' like… What was that reaction anyways? I was just going to give him a parental guidance that he hasn't receive from his family yet.

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