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The Forbidden Oneshot Collection/The Vault

A collection of all the oneshots I post in one clusterfuck of a book. Additional tags: HMOFA(Human Male on Female Anthro), femdom, non-con elements, yandere, and more. Keep in mind, every chapter is a oneshot and does not connect in any way, shape, or form to any other one.

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Our Stable Boy

"What do you mean I can't go back?!"

"Look, kid, it's not that simple."

"Fu- freak off, man, this is total bullsh- crap," I crossed my arms, my loose pants doing nothing to shield me against the cold, even though we were indoors.

"Watch your tone," the old man sighed, rubbing his nasal bridge with a gloved hand. "Do you think I planned this? Christ, what a mess."

"Y… you didn't?"

"Ho ho ho! Of course not! They did!" He sent a glare at the group behind us, each one distracting themselves from the elephant in the room.

I groaned, taking a deep breath, "So, if it's not your fault, why can't I just go back? It's not like I celebrate Christmas…"

"Oh, really? Then why did you set up a tree in your home?" He smirked, his white beard concealing most of it.

"New Year's," I answered nonchalantly, sending a glare of my own at the little rascal I thought I had hallucinated at the beginning of Christmas.

"And the decorations?"

"Tradition."

"And the cookies and mi-"

"Okay! Jeez, so what if I still believed…" my cheeks reddened, averting my gaze to the floor.

"Ho ho ho! Why so embarrassed? There's no reason to, my boy! In fact, it warms my heart when adults still have the spirit! Most lose it…" His smile fell, but as quickly returned, "Never mind that! Aren't you hungry?"

"Uh, thanks, but no thanks, Santa."

"No need for that, just call me Nicholas."

"Alight… sooooo, about going ba-"

"No," he took off his gloves, cracking a few bones in his back, "Ah~ Makes me feel young again. You can't go back because you know I actually exist… we ," he emphasized, stepping around me to face the group. "And who's idea was this? Was it you, Vixen? Cupid? Or are you going to blame Rudolph again?" He raised an eyebrow, funnily enough looking up with a frown at the group.

It was like a father scolding his misbehaving children, only said children were two meter tall female reindeer.

"Well? No one's going anywhere until we figure out what in God's name this debacle is! What were you thinking?! Exposing yourself to a random stranger, no offense."

"None taken," I assured him, taking his side.

"He's not just a nobody!" One of the reindeer came forth, slimmer than the rest.

"I kind of am," I argued, "Is it always so freaking cold here?"

Santa turned his head to me, unamused, "Seriously?"

"But we're indoors!"

"So? The girls live here, not me."

"You're telling me you have a second mansion?"

"Ho ho ho- ugh, getting tired of that. Of course I do. The North Pole is free estate."

"Damn. Fair enough."

An awkward silence hung in the air for a moment before Santa broke it, "Alright, no more distractions. Explain yourselves, now ."

"O-okay, I know this looks bad," another reindeer broke away from the group, her red nose distinguishing her from the rest. Not to say they were identical; every individual had their own unique characteristics. Some were a little slimmer, some fuller, some taller, some shorter, some with bigger boobs and butts, some flatter but also fluffier and so on.

"Bad? BAD?! You fu- freaking kidnapped me!" I spat, "A-and one of you was watching me shower, I swear!" My face reddened again, from a combination of early hypothermia, shame and anger.

Santa's eyes widened, "I- I didn't raise you to be like this!" He covered his face, shaking his head in disappointment.

"You can't blame us!" A third stepped forward, her bust the size of basketballs.

"Yeah! It's your fault too!" A fourth added, her neck at my eye level with the fluffiest of coats.

We, me and Santa, gaped at them in shock, that they'd even dare use such an unbelievable excuse, " My fault?! How is it my fault you went to some poor boy's home-"

"I'm actually eighteen."

"And whisked him away after you purposefully showed yourself?!"

"Because you kept us away from love!" Rudolph cried.

"... Love? Oh, God, where did I go wrong …?" his frown worsened, somehow pulling at my own heartstrings.

"No! Not like that, Dad," the fluffy reindeer shouted, "we love you, but we meant…"

"... What?"

"I really shouldn't be here…" I muttered under my breath, searching the spacious hall for an escape as stupid as it may be.

"We love you Dad, 'cause you're… y'know… Dad ," a fuller deer said, not obese by any means, just enough in all the right places, "but we have needs… desires …"

I began creeping towards a window that was left slightly ajar, moving ever so slowly so they wouldn't notice me, hopefully.

"Desi- oh! Oh! OH! That's… oh," The aged man exclaimed, massaging his jaw, "it's that time… huh?"

"We're not little does anymore."

"Yeah, please , Dad."

Once I reached the window, I raised my arms as high above my head as possible, my nails scraping the edge. Was I that short or were they that tall?

"We really like him, like, really ."

"Yeah! I was watching him for like an hour every day this week!" The rest of the does turned to her in a mixture of bemusement and jealousy, Santa being the exception since he was weirded out.

"I'll forget you said that," he cleared his throat. "If you truly love the boy, and he loves you, I suppose one of you can-"

"ONE?!" The nine exclaimed in unison.

"What do you mean?!"

"Don't you have like three polar bears and-"

"No fair! I wanna go first!"

"Nuh uh! I thought we agreed I would go first!"

"Girls! Girls! Calm down! None of us can go first if HE ESCAAAAPES WHATAREYOUDOING?!" Rudolph screeched towards me, the sound of multiple hooves rapidly approaching my position.

By the time I got a leg over the window, the tallest of the group grabbed me by my clothes and pulled me back in, possessively hugging me to her chest.

"Hey- HMPH! " She pushed my face into her cleavage, muffling anything that came out of my mouth.

" Phew~ That was a close one."

"See, Dad? There's no way none of us will not get jealous if only one of us is satisfied."

"We don't mind sharing, sharing is caring after all!"

"And it sounds kinda hot…"

Santa looked over the scene with a different outlook, a shadow concealing his eyes as he thought over the complicated situation. It was against the faith to be in that kind of relationship, but usually it's the man who insinuates it. In this case, it's the complete opposite. And in addition, his girls are the ones for it. Truly, an issue that can't be solved at a moment's notice.

"Well, if all of you agree on it and-"

"YES!" They cried.

"That settles it. As long as he's in your care I don't see why it's a problem."

"MMMMMPH!" I struggled in the giant's grip, her fluffy cleavage doing a superb job at keeping me distracted.

" Ugh , and my head is killing me."

"Too many cookies?"

"No, I think it was the milk, soy is terrible, cheap fellas," he yawned, covering his mouth out of courtesy. "I'll be going now. And good job this year! Let's try to break our record the next one!"

"Will do!"

"Ya!"

"One of these years…"

"MMM! MMMMPH!" Her grip tightened around me, pushing me deeper into her warm embrace.

"That tickles~!" She giggled, running her hand through my hair.

The soft thumping of boots grew distant every step, an awkward creek followed by total silence. Now, it was just me and the darkness.

And the reindeer.

"Lock the doors," Rudolph ordered, two rushing to do so.

At last, the giant set me free from the prison of inciting fat, holding me under my armpits like a child.

"W-where's Santa?" I gulped, unsure if he really approved of this.

"Dad's probably going to visit the polar bears before going to sleep, but I doubt they'll let him go before they get their filling~ " The giant replied.

"Fuck."

She gasped, "Darling! What foul language! And nowhere close to the last day of Christmas? You're lucky Krampus is busy with some poor boy in the South Pole or she'd punish you!"

"Me?! You're foul! Let me go, you stupid-!" I was shoved back into her booby prison, my cries for mercy swiftly silenced. I hated to admit it, but it felt wonderful to be hugged by her.

"What a naughty boy~ Even though he made it on the good list," a voice I hadn't heard until now added, a rogue hand that didn't belong to the giant slapping my ass.

"MMMPH!!"

"Patience, Comet, you'll get your turn," the giant replied, rubbing the sore spot on my behind, my blush hidden thanks to her, "Did that hurt~? I sure hope not."

I managed to lift my chin above her boobs, allowing me to answer, "A little… Could you please set me down?"

"Nope~ And back to my boobies!" She grabbed the back of my head, pushing me right in before hugging me in a different manner; her fat tits completely surrounding my skull.

"Hey! I want too!"

"Yeah! Stop hogging him, you bimbo!"

"You're just jealous I have the biggest assets~ And he's clearly enjoying it," even with one arm it was easy for her to hold me, the other one grabbing my crotch.

"HMMM!!!" I kicked the air, twisting my body from side to side like a worm trying to slip out of a bird's claws.

"Feisty!" One of the does purred, eliciting a chorus of giggles and other inappropriate comments as more hands began wandering over my lower half. One caught my pant leg, another the waistline, another a butt cheek, another licked my toes.

A shiver went up my spine, manifesting into a whine for someone, something, to spare me of the unnecessary stimulation, one of them was sniffing the area between my butt and crotch.

"HEY!" Rudolph shouted, the rest stopping right then. "Blitzen, put him down, gently ," she ordered.

The giant sighed, reluctantly lowering me back to the ground, but not before whispering into my ear, "Just wait, darling~ We'll have so much fun~ I can't wait to breed you~" And a quick peck just to rub it in, sending another involuntary shiver through me.

Grabbing my trousers, I pulled them back up, dusting myself clean, "T-thanks."

"No problem, cute design on your undies~"

"Wha-? Oh," even more blood rushed to my face, using my hands to hide it. "Of all days, why today?"

"C'mon, it's cute! More Valentine's with the hearts but still!" The fluffy shortie added.

"Hey," a pair of hands grabbed my own, pulling them down and away, "it's not a bad thing, I like it," Rudolph smiled, her bust almost touching me.

"O-okay," I gulped, noticing just how much stronger her grip was with the slightest of tugs.

"How about we go to the living room, it's kinda cold here, right?" A rogue gust of air caressed my exposed skin, making me physically shake.

"P-p… please, I wanna go home," the circle around us closed, dozens of hungry eyes trained directly on me.

" Aww~ I'm sorry honeybunch, but you know Santa's secret."

"And we really like you!" Another added.

"C-can't you erase my memory like in Men in Black?"

"Weeeeell, yeaaaah but also noooooo…" A doe chubbier than the fluff ball but about Rudolph's height said.

"What do you mean?" The red nosed doe let go of my hands, going around me to plant her hands on my shoulder, massaging them with delicate care.

"Even if we make you forget, we really really really don't want to, and I saw in one show that the subconscious mind never really forgets stuff so there's no point! And do you really want to forget my fat boobies~?" She squished the mounds between her arms, sending me a devious grin.

"Cupid!" Rudolph gasped, resting her head above mine, "Respectfully, mine are way bigger."

"Pfft, whatever… flat bitch …"

"Come again?"

"Nothing."

"You're last to go~" I felt her smirk above, lazily wrapping her arms around me. Cupid frowned, finally having given up arguing against their leader.

"Can you let me go?" I swallowed, her fur tickling me through the gaps between my clothes.

"Nuh uh!" She rubbed her snout into my hair, drawing out a long, loud sniff, " Ah~ You use cranberry shampoo, don't you~?"

"H-huh?! Yeah, I do."

"Good choice~" She kissed my cheek, turning me once again a similar shade of the aforementioned berry. "Come on, let's not waste any more time here."

The group agreed, so she began leading me towards wherever she pleased. Her hold on my shoulders was soft yet firm, like a dog guiding her blind man.

"W-where are we going?"

" Aww~ He's so nervous! I just wanna squeeze him and his co-" The fluff ball starter before Blitzen shut her up, a friendly slap connecting with the back of her head sufficing.

"The living room, of course! There's a fireplace you can warm up to, leftovers from dinner if you'd like some, whatever you need," Rudolph cooed in my ear, her warm breath brushing against the side of my face.

"A-and then what?"

"Hmm?"

"What then? After?"

"We'll cross that bridge right… now!" Two of the does opened a set of double doors in front of us; their appearances near identical save for the reversed pattern of their coats relative to one another.

Entering the living room, I gasped at the sight; there was a large, lit fireplace, the subtle scent of a sweet fir in the air, a clothed, long table filled with presents, unbelievable decor, but those weren't what enraptured my heart. It was the tree, one that reached the ceiling, rich with ornaments of all kinds, and atop a golden star.

"You like it?" Rudolph stepped around me, her hips rubbing against my side.

I nodded, forcing my gaze away from the alluring star to other, minute details of the room. A painting of the northern lights that consisted of colors that possibly didn't exist.

"Dasher, can you get us something to drink?" Rudolph grabbed my hand, playing with my fingers.

The other doe sent her a knowing grin, "Gimme a minute, I think there's some cocoa powder in the kitchen."

"Great! You like hot coco~?"

"U-uh, sure, if that's what you have." She began pulling me towards the fireplace, a trio of couches surrounding a generous square space in front of the fireplace. The rest of the group followed suit, so many eyes making me feel so small.

"Dasher! Make him some hot coco! With marshmallows and cream~!"

"Alright!"

"Hey! I-I'm not a little kid!"

"You sure act like one~" She ruffled my hair.

"And as cute as one!" A comment was thrown behind us, followed by many giggles.

"I…" With a sigh, I plopped down on the couch, staring into the fire, "never mind…"

Rudolph sat down to my right, to my left the giant followed by the rest of the group occupying various parts of the couches. Luckily, the couches were big enough for around six people, humans, these does were significantly bigger than the average man. It made perfect sense since they had to pull Santa's sleigh with a sack full of a gazillion gifts.

For a moment, we sat in silence, the fire locking my gaze away from the disturbing deer. I could see in my peripheral vision that all attention was placed upon me, the spotlight brighter than the North Star. The crackling of the flames was as quiet as a popping firework in the horizon, a gentle tickle in my eardrums.

"So…"

"Hmm?" I turned to Rudolph, her smile not as genuine as it was.

"I suppose… well, we …" Her eyes danced across the group, her adorable little tail flickering ecstatically.

Before she could find the right words, Dasher entered the scene. In her hands was a steaming cup of a light brown topped with a spiral of cream and tiny sugar clouds. "Here! I made it with a lot of love , but it's a little hot, so be careful!" She stopped in front of me, bending down more than she needed, offering me the mug.

"Ah, thanks," I took the cup from her hands, her fur brushing against my fingers, the feeling like a static shock. She gave me a wink before moving to a spot between Dancer and Prancer. Now that I looked closer, the trio were similar to one another more than they were to the rest.

Blowing cold air onto the surface, I took a cautious sip, humming in satisfaction. It was good, really good. I'd never admit it out loud, but I loved the silly toppings, a childish nostalgia nothing could replicate.

"Alright, I think I got it," Rudolph whispered to herself, clearing her throat for a speech. "Look, I know this is probably very confusing."

"Mhm," I took another sip, catching the subtle taste of bitter, dark chocolate.

"So I think it'd be best if I tell you how it is… I want to fuck you."

"PFFFT-" I coughed out the coco, spilling the sweet liquid all over myself and the gorgeous carpet in the center.

" We want to fuck you. And before you ask why, first of all, we don't need a reason…

"Okay, let me correct myself. We don't need a reason because it's love at first sight!" She spread her arms, beaming with a smile.

"W-what the fu-?"

"Yeah! When I saw you showering in your sad little apartment I really wanted to lick your smooth, sweaty fee-" Dancer shut her sister's mouth before she could finish the sentence, but it was too late.

"Can you really blame us though?" Rudolph took the mug from my hands, putting it away elsewhere. "These feelings are new to us, Dad never let us wander about like… how did he say it… ah, forget it, doesn't matter. What matters is that even if this is all moving fast, we had a whole week to think about it, about you~ "

"A w-week is still not enough! Do you even… realize what… you're saying?" I had a hard time swallowing my own spit, a warmth spreading through my chest and southwards.

"... Naaaaaah, it's fiiiine~ I mean, come on, what humie wouldn't want nine sexy does to breed him~?" She threw an arm over my shoulder, pushing my head against the side of her breast, the fat molding to the shape of my cheekbone.

"M-me? Why is it so f-freaking hot all of a s-sudden?"

"Hot?! Why thank you~!"

"What about me?! Am I not hot?!"

"Nah, my tits are way bigger than yours," Blitzen stated, squishing the other side of my face in more boob matter.

"You're fat so it doesn't count." A shared gasp rang out in the living room. A moment of peaceful silence washing over like a tidal wave.

Unfortunately, it had to retreat.

"Shots fired!"

"That's it! WAAAAAR!"

"Stay away from his feet!"

" Ah shit , this wasn't supposed to happen," Rudolph frowned, growing somber as she grabbed my shoulder, "I'm sorry for what's about to happen, but we're kinda in heat so- yeeeeaaaah."

"I thought that was in Spring…"

"When you get no cute humies your entire life, the first boy's gonna cause a major awakening in ya~" Blitzen purred, moving her hand over my inner thigh.

"And you should probably know this, I… your coco maaay or may not has been spiked."

"That… explains it…"

"HE'S GOT A STIFFY!"

Suddenly, I was thrown off the couch, landing on the soft carpet on my stomach. I was too weak to move, my body sufficiently having grown numb by whatever that stupid doe used. Not to mention the hard-on pressed against my lower belly. Before I knew what was happening, I was flipped over and onto my back, staring at an interesting image; Rudolph had mounted me, Blitzen was standing above my face, Cupid and Prancer rushing for my legs while Dancer and Vixen gained a secure hold on my arms, effectively rendering all four limbs useless. It was an outrageous image frozen in time, absolute bonkers, really. The other three who couldn't join the show at the moment remained seated, eagerly watching the chaos unfold.

One moment, I could breathe. The next, my whole world went dark.

"Mmm?" A mass wrapped around my head, something fat, soft, squishy and furry. That something squeezed all around me, a pair of vertical lips kissing my horizontal ones.

"Are you okay down there~?"

"MmMmMM!!!" Instinctively, having my airways blocked by an external threat had me struggling for freedom, but the four counter weights kept my limbs pinned to the carpet.

"If you want to breathe, start licking~ " Some of the sticky, syrup-like liquid had accumulated over my mouth. With my breath running out and my lungs burning with desire for relief, I opened my mouth wide and stuck my tongue out. My jaw was low enough for air to pass through and prevent suffocation, but my tongue was trapped inside a tight, moist, ribbed tunnel.

" Mmmf~ I said LICK!" The large doe humped my face, so I did as she commanded.

While I was busy with her, five interesting events occurred over my body; my right hand was wet, a tongue was licking it like a popsicle melting under the Summer sun. My left wrist was being gripped so hard it hurt, my index and middle fingers being forced to penetrate another tight hole. My right leg was being humped and rubbed over by something that was also leaking, adding a warm coat onto my smooth skin. My left leg was fine, that wasn't the problem; it was my foot. A snout was sucking on each toe, licking between them to lap up the grime and sweat, massaging my sole and other parts where the skin naturally hardened.

However, nothing could compare to what was happening over Rudolph's jurisdiction. My pants and boxers had been pulled down to my knees, exposing my erection to all to see. Similar to my right leg, she was rubbing herself up and down, my shaft pulsating with my heartbeat after each pass.

"F-fuck, you're so fucking big~"

"Right?! I'm calling dibs after Blitzen!"

"Dibs!"

"Me next!"

"Wa- me!"

"Me!"

"Awww…" I recognized the last one as the enthusiast at my foot since the licking ceased for a moment, but only for a moment.

"MMMhmhmHMM!" The fat rump humped me harder, burying my head in more of the sexy fat.

"That's a good booooy~ Keep drinking baby~"

"F-fuck, I need it so badly…"

"What are you waiting for? His tip is leaking like a faucet~"

"Yeah, but it's exciting! Like… like…"

"Edging?"

"Yeah! Gimme a minute, this's gonna be so much fun~!" The rubbing over my cock quickened, a hand grabbed my balls and fondled them, giving a tender squeeze from time to time.

I couldn't focus, not a single coherent thought formed in my mind. Pleasure overwrote all other senses, a constant bombardment upon my crumbling mental fortitude. Wrinkles appeared where my skin was soaked in juices similar to what happens when one showers for a long time, my muscles grew numb under the weight restraining them. However, the torture over my poor penis had come to a halt, a hand holding the base raising it upwards. But that was a ceasefire that lasted no more than a moment, because the next my world combusted into a puddle of ecstasy.

An impossible tightness engulfed my cock, the familiar ribbed, moist walls feeding me a lewd soup took my member hostage. My tip met a different wall, the lewdness kiss of them all.

Finally, the giant raised herself off of me, allowing me to see what my world had become. A doe pleasuring herself with my hand, another sucking on it like a teat, another wet-humping my leg and another indulging herself with my foot. It was mad. Above all, Rudolph's slit swallowed me whole, my imagination filling the gaps as to where my cock had gone.

"I-it feels good, y-ya?" A squeeze drew a moan from me, my neck too weak to hold my head up. "God, I didn't think i-it'd be this g-GOOD!" She pushed herself onto me, pressing our pelvises closer.

"A-ah, I- ngh!" I flexed my body, earning mixed reactions from the assaulters.

Blitzen tsked above me, her head looming over mine. She grabbed me by the hair, resting my head over her thighs. "I'd love to hear your cute moans, but I think we should give Rudy a little peace and quiet, okay~?"

"W-wha-" Before I could finish, her hands wrapped around my neck, silencing my voice box.

"Shhhhh~ Enjoy it~" She kept one hand on my throat, the other sneaking up and into my mouth. Pushing my lips apart, she shoved her fingers into my oral cavity, bulging my cheeks out as she collected my saliva. All the while, Rudolph's pace increased by the second, having grown accustomed to my size. I cried against the invading digits, tears blurring my vision as the assault didn't stop. No mercy was shown by the does, not a drop. They had long succumbed to temptation, but I couldn't truly say I wanted it to stop. Perhaps things were moving too fast, a little away from the faith, but I was sure we'd make it work, somehow. All that mattered was now, and the pressure in my balls.

I gasped, moaning louder than before. Blitzen and Rudy understood what was about to happen, the former lowered my head back to the carpet and laid down, her tits serving as a funny hat. She licked her lips before lunging at my own, shoving her tongue in place of her soaked fingers. It easily reached past my uvula, her main domain was everything before that, but she did as she pleased. The latter grabbed me by my sides, ramming my cock in and out of her cunt as her as her breath became ragged and feral.

"Come on… come on… I'm almost there…" Rudolph groaned, the pain from her violent ramming blending with the pleasure like a poison boosted with sugar.

"Mmmhmmm~" Blitzen laughed into the kiss, humming in contentment. Our tongues twisted and shared saliva, the roles of master and slave defined on a biblical level. I hummed back, encouraging her to go further with her wet organ, so she did, pushing my uvula to the side and nearly blocking my throat

" Yeah, yeah, yeahyeahyeah YAAAA! CUUUUUM~!!!" Rudy fell over my chest, digging her nails into my back as her hips slammed one last time upon my own.

A powerful jet of my essence traveled from the source to the tip, sending a blast directly into her womb. Her walls squeezed harder than ever, the ultrasensitive sensation on my cockhead sending me catatonic. It was too much, I had to pull out, but I didn't want to. I painted her walls white my with semen, filling her up as she did her absolute best to milk every one of my little swimmers. Not that I could escape the pleasure, like a fly in a, well, Venus flytrap; the moment I entered her, there was no out. It felt like an eternity, and a primal part of my mind wished it was.

Nevertheless, she milked my worth, taking a moment to climb down from her high.

Rudy sighed, rubbing her hand in circles over her belly, "God, that was wonderful~ I hope I get baby boys first."

"Mwa~!" Blitzen broke the kiss at last, countless transparent strings connecting our lips, "Don't forget he's gonna have to satisfy eight more. This was all foreplay, cutie pie~!" She nuzzled my face, her wet nose tickling me.

"H-huh? N-no…" Rudy raised herself off of me, disconnecting her clingy pussy from my abused cock. A plop resonated across the room, catching everyone's attention. A thin stream of our combined juices leaked from her entrance, she cupped some of it, bringing it to her mouth.

"Mhh~ Delicious~" She swallowed the concoction, crawling on all fours backwards, stopping by a couch to rest. Her legs were spread wide open for the world to see what her naughty pussy had done to me.

"Blitzen…"

"Yeah?"

"Don't go easy on him~"

The heavyset doe chuckled, twisting her body around like a wrestler, she landed on my, surprisingly, still hard penis.

"Get ready for round two, sugar~ I need me some good suckling~" She emphasized by grabbing her heavy tits, tiny beads of a white cream forming at the nipples.

In place of her, the fluff ball sat cross legged right above my head, staring down at me with a wide smile.

"H-hey."

"Hey~ I saw you looking at my fur a lot, how about you get a closer look~?" I gulped, my eyes darting from one doe to the other.

Turning back to the fluff queen, I offered a thin smile, "Sure- hmph! " She fell forward, burying my face in her chest fluff as Blitzen took my second time.

Yup, tonight was going to be a very happy New Year.

This oneshot is a Christmas(2023) special requested by a frequent commenter on my works over at AO3. I tried my shot at comedy, so feedback is appreciated as well.

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