BAD DAD JOKES

Hellu, welcome to the cure of depression. This is not a normal novel or manga, but just me spreading err.... happiness, i guess, through jokes and stupid comedy. well, enjoy.

1.

-doctor: sir your DNA is backwards

-me: and?

2.

- I was fired from the keyboard company today, i guess i just wasnt putting in enough shifts

3.

- My computer keeps saying that my password is insecure. Well, maybe if it wasnt forced to have such strict requirements, it would be more confident

4.

- my boss fired me for making too many asian jokes. I ended my korea

5.

-Did you hear about the man who got fired from his can crushing job. It was soda-pressing

6.

- what do you call a cow with 3 legs

-lean beef

-what do you call a cow with no legs

-ground beef

-what do you call a cow with 2 legs

- your mum (im sorry)

7.

-what do you call a dog with no legs.

-It doesnt matter, its not coming

8.

- what kind if beagle can fly?

- a plain beagle

HEHEHEH i hope this made you laugh and cringe. 👍🙌👏