Ch. 71 Pt. 1

(A/N: Holy crap! I didn't expect that kind of turn-out. So OTL it is! A lot of people didn't like the Vulcan x Hermione and wanted Luna or Daphne. For some reason I have a strong no for Daphne. As far as Luna goes maybe? One person wrote Tonks, and I really like it. She's silly, but not loopy like Luna. I feel like she would bring Vulcan out of his serious side. Plus she is older then him, and he has to take after his father on some parts. ;D As for Hitomi, it looks like it's Spider-Gwen time! Let me know what you think about Tonks instead of Hermione.

P.S. : If you want to keep me from asking stupid questions like that survey. Join Discord, because I only had 1 nay-sayer on the wincest route.

Discord: https://discord.gg/Eph2esQ

-Pepto)

-- Zach POV --

Odin wasn't too thrilled with my little attitude. But I didn't care, who the fuck was he? Thor was the first to get bitchy that I took his loving brother away. Odin decided to sit and wait and let his muscle-brained son test the waters.

Thor: "WHERE DID YOU TAKE MY BROTHER?!"

Thor had lifted up Mjlnor and pointed it at me. I just quirked an eyebrow and brought out my hammer. The new Reinhardt Hammer 2.0 was amazing, the whole look stayed the same but I boosted the rockets on the back. That way when I do a hammer down, hopefully, whatever it hits will stay down… Or splatter everywhere, I haven't tested it out yet.

When Odin saw the hammer and felt what the material it was made out of her quickly grabbed Thor's arm. Thor looked at his father and Odin just shook his head no. Odin then turned to me with a more cautious look.

Odin: "What do you want?"

Zach: "Well, I did call you for drinks. But you showed up with a full-blown entourage."

Odin: "One can never be sure of their safety when other Gods are involved."

I laughed at that.

Zach: "Odin, we both know you're not really gods. Not even with a lowercase g. Now if you want to talk about Gods, Thor your brother Loki was dragged off by a God. Well more like THE God of this universe."

Odin's eyes went wide at that. Thor just looked on questioningly, bless his heart at least he's handsome.

Odin: "You mean?"

Zach: "Yup, the rumored One Above All of this universe."

Odin: "What does she want with my son?! What are you to her?! Bring Loki back!"

I tisked at him three times.

Zach: "Really Odin? Making demands and treating me like an enemy? I will tell you, your 'son' is in no danger. Quite the opposite, in fact, see Hecate has a crush on Loki. As far as what am I to her? Well, I was her last crush, my wife and I didn't like that too much. So we showed her a different option of a mischievous man who is decent with magic. The part of bringing him back, how the hell am I supposed to do that? "

Odin was grinding his teeth as Thor looked at me in shock.

Thor: "That woman has a crush on Loki?"

Zach: "Yup!"

Thor started to crack up laughing, and I just felt sorry for him. Out of all the information I gave them that's what stuck in his mind. Odin on the other hand I could see he was thinking a million different things.

Zach: "Stop overthinking things, Odin. I'm not that smart. I literally called you here to meet with you and to let you know that we've moved into the neighborhood. I would kindly ask you to leave my family and friends out of your machinations."

He frowned at that.

Odin: "What are you? Clear you're not a mortal."

Zach: "Honestly, I don't know? I was a mortal, then I became the champion of the Gods Hephaestus and Dionysus. Not this universe's but the one where Hecate came from."

Odin sucked in with a hiss. Yup, someone realized just who was the bigger fish. I smirked at the group and willed a bottle of Ambrosia that Dio had given me out of my spatial right. I then tossed it to the one-eyed bastard who caught it in a daze.

Zach: "I did promise you, Ambrosia. Hopefully next time we can have a friendlier meeting."

Before they could respond I stored my hammer and turned around and walked away. I could feel them just staring at my back as I walked away. Once I rounded the corner I saw the same aurora and felt it as they went back to Asgard. With a sigh of relief, I thought to myself that it could have been a lot worse.

Afterward, I went upstairs to the apartment and was greeted by all of our friends. I smiled at the occasion and joined my wife in hosting the large group of people. The twins were being passed around from person to person and they were loving it. By the time the two made it to their aunt Shizune, she was staring at them lovingly while Jiraiya and Anko were holding her from either side.

As we all watched the warming moment, Shizune's face started to gradually change. She was now standing there with a shocked expression on her face staring at Tsunade. Tsunade was quick on the uptake and took the twins from Tsunade and planted them in my arms. By then I and the rest of the parents had figured out what was going on. Everyone was joyous and supportive as we brought Shizune down to Tsunade's medical practice. Most of the people hadn't seen it before and were wide-eyed at all the equipment. I sequestered all of the other guests in the waiting room while Tsunade and Kayla did their work. Shizune's delivery was a lot quicker than Tsunade's. Jiraiya had come out and brought me in first to greet their new child.

Jiraiya: "Look, Zach! I have a son! We decided to name him Issei! For some reason, it felt right.

I want to say something like, "Yeah because Issei is a dense pervert who wouldn't know what to do with boobs if they are ever presented to him. Just like you." But hey, I'm not that mean and I just played along and thought it was a great name. It won't be my kid, so why burst their bubble? Maybe the kid will grow up and not be a pervert like his 3 parents.

After congratulating the new family we left and called in the next group of friends. Tsunade was exhausted and I carried her back to our apartment where the twins were being watched over by Karin. We thanked the girl as she left and we took a shower then crawled into bed.

Over the next week, Anko gave birth to a boy also and Jiraiya was on cloud nine. They decided to name him Ichiro, and I couldn't find any fault in that. On another note, Tana Ramsay found out she was pregnant. We threw a party for them at the London dining hall where they invited all of their friends. I was able to score a couple of commissions for knives out of it.

But other than that nothing of real note has happened. Life went on and we lived it day by day.