Chapter 1: Reborn and Trouble

As I wake up and I could not remember anything except the fact that I had died while arguing with my friend over which comic was better Marvel comics or DC comics. I was on obviously on Team Marvel.

( I could also remember about marvel comics timeline, however it is all hazy.)

[FlashBack]

While walking across the road we were still arguing, I heard the sound of a car beeping so I looked towards the source of the sound. That was when I saw the truck. Without thinking I immediately push my friend out of the way. Then the truck slamed into me and I flew away away I could feel that I died before my body even hit the ground.

[Flashback Ended]

I start to lose focus on the distant memory as a pair of snow white breast are smashed into my face. I look up and see a Japanese Woman and she is huge.

No, she is not huge, I relize that I was just tiny. I look at her and look down towards my hands.The colour of her skin was snow white while my colour was a light brown.

She then holds up a picture. It has her and a man with dark brown skin in it. Wow, this is like fucking Rush Hour. Black and Asian people almost never get together. 

 ???: "Zen, I am your mom, Rei Shade and this is your dad Danny Shade. He died before you were born."He was a good man.It then hit me, I had been reincarnated.

My name is Zen Shade. As my new mom is breast feeding me some ninjas decide it was a good time to attack WHAT THE FUCK! WHY ARE THERE FUCKING NINJAS? (Screaming into my mind)

I began to cry. Yeah, I am going to fucking cry. Ninjas are attacking us. Even If I was a grown-up, I think I would cry.

 Rei: "Shhh… Zen, don't worry.  I will make the bad people go away."

She puts me down in a bed and then she touches her necklace. It turns into a Black Katana.

 Ninja: "I can't believe you had a child with that outsider. You should be ashamed. The clan leader was your fiancé. I can't believe you're actually going to use Kurohime on us."

I was intrested in their conversation so I stopped crying and began to listen.

 Rei: "I did not want to marry him. I was forced to be his fiancé. Even though Danny was an outsider from our village, he was the first to treat me with any decency AND YOU FUCKERS KILLED HIM!"

Who knew that my mother had such a back-story. Holy shit! These guys are dicks and what is with that weird black sword.

As I sat there the Ninjas began their assualt. However,my mum is faster and she begins slicing them away; cutting them like butter.

Wow, is my mom a fucking ninja?

 Rei: "You know Kurohime can cut anything including space."

She then precedes to cuts the air and disappears into a portal. She goes in and out slashing away at all the Ninjas.

Note to self: Don't get on mom's Bad side. Didn't you just give birth to me? How do you have so much energy to commit mass murder? Mom, you're such a badass.

Ninja: "Now that you have done this, we will be forever after you and your little bastard."

 That's not very nice. Mom didn't think so either because she slashes him and he falls to the ground. Then, she picks me up and she makes a call.

 ???: "Hello."

Rei: "Fury remember when I spared one of your men's life and quit the assassination game, you said you would owe me a favor. Well, I am cashing it in."

Did she just say Fury?  Why does that sound so familiar? Nah, it couldn't be.

 Fury: "Fine. what do you need?"

 Rei: "I need to get me and my son out of Japan as quickly as possible."

 Fury: "You had a kid?"

 Rei: "Is that a problem?"

 Fury: "No. I still have some pull with Shield.  I will get the two of you out of there."

 Wait! Did he say shield (Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate)? So mom is TALKING TO NICK FUCKING FURY! Ok Zen, calm down. It's just a coincidence.

A few hours later, two secret agent people show up. They take us on a plane and we leave ... what I think is Japan.

Don't people usually get reincarnated in a magical world? So, why am I still on earth?

We make it out of Japan and the agents are giving my mum some papers. I think we are in New York because I see the Statue of Liberty. Then, I see something that should not be here, AVENGERS FUCKING TOWER!

 Rei: "Oh honey, you noticed the Avengers' Tower Museum. That is where all the heroes use to work fifteen years ago. The greats lived there. Captain America, Iron Man, the Hulk, even Thor. Why I am explaining this to a baby? You can't understand me."

 HOLY SHIT!  I DID REINCARNATE INTO A DIFFRENT WORLD. I REINCARNATED INTO THE MARVEL WORLD. Not only that, I came to this place fifteen years into the future. I see a man in an Iron suit flyby.

 Rei: "Look, this is your first encounter with a superhero. That is the Iron Knight; son of Iron Man, Alex Stark."

Wow, it looks like my life is about to get a whole lot more interesting. I can't wait to explore it. Haaaah I yawn. I am getting kind of sleepy. I close my eyes and I fall asleep.

[FOURTEEN YEARS LATER ]

It has been fourteen years and I have learned a lot, Sword Technique Martial Arts, Medicine, Poison and Qui Control. Mom even gave me Kurohime. I keep her around my neck. Yes, I call my sword a her.

She's very temperamental. I still live in New York. I use to want to be a super hero but not anymore. I see heroes fight all the time and it is a pain in the ass. I prefer to be chill. Maybe I will become a Merc one day.

Rei: "Zen are you ready for school?"

Zen: "Yeah. I guess."

I am kind of an outsider. Maybe it's because I beat up a senior on my first day of class two weeks ago. Now, everyone is afraid of me. It is not like I am sad because I have no friends; okay, I am not. 

I go to Middleton High School where people avoid me like usual. After school, I decide to go get some dinner. I look in my wallet and see I need some more cash. So, I decide to go to the bank when I walk in on a robbery.

FUCK ME!

Zen: "I saw nothing. I am just going to go."

The villain lights his hand on fire. It looks like he is an arsonist, a fire starter. I can see he is a low class villain and I know I can take him.

Arsonist: "GET IN HERE!"

Zen: "No."

Arsonist: "I WILL KILL THEM. I SWEAR."

Zen: "So."

Arsonist looks confused. I've learned being a hero is a pain in the ass. Do all the work; barely getting thanks. I like watching super heroes fight. I don't want to be one.

I see a little girl with puppy dog eyes looking at me Damn. I sigh inwardly.

 Zen: "Let's get this over with KUROHIME!"

I touch my necklace and a black katana appears. Arsonist fires his fireballs at me. But, I slash them with my sword. Then I use Qui Control to speed up my movements. I slash him on the shoulder.

Zen: "I had no intention of helping. You just had to bother me. Give me your wallet."

 Arsonist: "What?"

 Zen: "You wasted my time. I want compensation. So, hand over your wallet."

 Arsonist: "Do you really thin.....AHHHHHH!"

 I stab my sword deeper into his shoulder. Having a mum that was a former assassin does change your way of thinking a little bit. That, was when I heard something.

???: "STOP VILLIAN!"

I look over and see a girl with green eyes and blonde hair. She is wearing an Avengers' Academy uniform. Kids have been getting powers a lot lately.

The Avengers founded a school to steer the new generation in becoming the next super heroes of tomorrow. I could get into Avengers' academy if I wanted to. But I don't want to be a hero. Wait, did she call me a villain.

 ???: "Are you robbing this bank? Who knew villains could start so young."

Zen: "Wait, I am not a ..."

Ok this looks bad. I have my sword in Arsonist's shoulder and I am robbing him. Also, people are cowering in fear. Okay, I can see why she is calling me a villain. What can I say? I was raised by an assassin?

 ???: "My name Is Leah Clark and as a member of the Avengers' Academy, I am taking you in to the police."

 Zen: "What if I say no?"

 Leah: "Then, prepare for battle you villain!"

 Zen: "What a pain."