THE SLIPPERY BABY

Upon deciding on how to teach this one eyed mummy a lesson, Naruto started speaking. "Mr.Danzo! Although you are considered strong in this village, don't let it cloud your judgment. My master is the great sage of six path and he c....."

"Wait master! Really! You don't say. Ok I will tell him."

Naruto stopped in the middle of his speech and started speaking with his eyes closed and his two fingers on his head like he was talking to someone telepathically.

Danzo was calmly listening to Naruto, and he was sure that today one way or another he would get what he came for, but then he saw Naruto stop in the middle of his speech and start to talk to himself.

Then he saw Naruto start speaking to him again yet he still remained in his telepathy pose.

"Mr. Danzo my master wishes to speak to you."

Danzo was stunned and a little scared to tell the truth, he had heard that the sage contacted Naruto in his dreams, which was why he was brave enough to call the great sage a mere soul shard. But now that he heard that Naruto had a message for him from the great sage, he couldn't help regretting it all in his heart.

"My master says, although you are trash you are useful trash, so he won't dispose of you right now."

"O... Did he really say that?" Danzo started doubting Naruto, how could a great sage say such vile words.

"Of course he did Mr. Danzo, he is also saying that he doesn't approve of the ways you gained power, and all that bad karma will catch up with you someday. And the fact that you had to take their eyes just to boost your power shows that you believe you are weak without external means and don't have confidence in your own strength, proving that you are unworthy of that seat"

"Y-y-y-you!! what, how, how did!!!" Danzo just couldn't finish what he wanted to say, all the things Naruto just said dealt him a big blow. As every single word either hit his insecurities or his dirty little secrets.

"Master says that you should worry more about the snake in your bed rather than getting your hands on my jutsu, as it is that snake that will be your downfall."

Danzo started sweating all over and shivering as he thought about Naruto's words, the snake metaphor was clearly talking about Orichimaru, the legendary sanin that betrayed the village, and just so happens to be his close ally. Didn't this mean he would die at orichimaru's hand.

"Do you still think that my master is just a mere soul shard?" When Naruto said this he released his soul power not a lot to cause pain, but enough to bare pressure on Danzo. Cause, pain was an awakening stimulus that he can't afford to give Danzo right now.

Danzo furiously shook his head in disagreement.

"Don't worry master says he will forgive you, since he know you have been dropped on your head many times when you were a child. which lead to you being utterly stupid."

"Ahhh...Tell your master he must be mistaken, I have never been dropped when I was a child. And I would be grateful if he doesn't call me stupid again. "When Danzo heard Naruto call him stupid, his pride couldn't take it, even if it was a revered sage that said it.

"WAIT!! Are you doubting my master, how do you know that you weren't dropped when you were a baby, huh? Do you remember the things that happened when you were born, huh?!!"

"N-no, b..."Danzo was stunned, how was he supposed to remember the things that happened when he was born, he was just a baby then, let alone when he was born, he couldn't even remember the things that happened when he was three.

"NO?!! And you still dare to question my master? Master is saying that only ten seconds after you were born, you slipped out of medical ninja's hands and fell head first on the floor, then since you didn't have a lot of brain it didn't do any brain damage."

"Then after treating your little cut from the fall they brought you back to your family, but the moment your dad took you into his arms, you slipped and fell again, proving there and then that you were born a slippery bastard, OK!!!!"

"O-ok, you are indeed wise sage, please accept me as your disciple." Sadly Danzo couldn't help but feel that what Naruto said must be true, cause after all, he was right about every thing else.

Of course the main reason that Naruto's words were convincing was because he turned on the Kings aura for this very effect. He always hated people trying to play mind games with him, and when he pays them back for it he makes sure that they are broken inside.