Chapter 093 Promise me, Pardo, to stay away from the door from now on!

" Kunkun? Oh, I seem to have some impression, but I remember that he seemed to have quit the entertainment industry a long time ago and has no fans anymore, right? "

The girl seemed to have thought of something and said hesitantly.

" Hey, so you young people are just too young. "

Senti pretended to sigh, and then said,

" Although Kunkun has retired from the entertainment industry, his legend is still spreading and has never left the times. "

" As for you saying he has no fans, it's even more of a joke. Although the little girls who were fans of him have forgotten him over time, loyal little black guys like us ... Cancer Kun have never forgotten him. . "

" Even when they hear the songs he sings, fans will get excited and play "You're so beautiful" because this is what Kun Kun became famous for. "

" I see, then how much you sell this doll? "

After hearing Senti's tirade, the girl seemed a little moved and asked quickly.

" Well, as I said just now, this doll has been collected by a good friend of mine for many years. If it weren't for her family member being seriously ill and in need for a large sum of money, she wouldn't have let me sell it. "

Senti said with a sad face,

" Its value has been immeasurable for a long time ... But I think you are also destined for each other at a glance. You are so beautiful that you obviously have the potential to become a cancer. Let's make it cheaper. I'll sell it to you guys for 50,000 yuan. "

" Fifty thousand?! "

When the two teens heard this outrageous price, they were instantly shocked.

Even Su Mu was shocked by Senti.

WTF!

This naughty girl really dares to raise her price!

You sell this with fifty thousand yuan, do you really think others are fools? !

Obviously, the other party was not a fool. After hearing the outrageous price, they wanted to leave on the spot.

But how could Senti let the customer go?

So she stopped the two of them, and after some eloquent talk, Senti successfully sold the doll to the couple for 399 .

Su Mu was almost dumbfounded.

Shout from 50,000 to 399 , and then let the other party buy the thing willingly ...

Is this still my innocent little Sentience?

Oh, by the way, Senti does seem to have the attributes of a scammer.

That's okay.

" How's it going? Su Mu, am I awesome? "

Senti shook the money she had just collected and puffed her non-existent chest out towards Su Mu with some pride, like a child waiting for praise from their parents for doing good deeds.

" It's amazing. I didn't expect that your silver tongue could speak so well. "

Su Mu patted Senti's head as if rewarding, and then gave her a thumbs up.

" But when you shouted 50,000 at the beginning, I was shocked. Isn't this too exaggerated? "

" Hey, this is what Pardo taught me. She said that the higher the value of something is, the more buyers will feel it is worth it when they buy it. "

" No, no matter how high you boast, there must be a limit. Now you talk about it from 50,000 to 399. This is a 99.99% discount. It feels like the jade seller in Myanmar. "

Su Mu said dumbfounded.

" Hmm ... that's right, then next time I'll shout 10,000 first. "

Senti is a good and obedient child. As long as you talk to her with suggestions rather than orders, she is still willing to listen to other people's opinions.

The two then continued to set up a stall and sell things.

With Senti's exquisite eloquence, she used various reasons to praise the strange and weird things on the street stalls, and then sold them all, and the buyers were very satisfied.

Like the magic sword used by Immortal Red Kite, the spatula used by the God of Cooking, the perfume Eden used before her debut ...

Wait, wait, ....... whatever, it's all about what she says, and she can always say something very reasonable, which makes people believe her.

If he hadn't been sure that this was an everyday world that hadn't collapsed, Su Mu would have suspected that this naughty kid had used the power of the Herrscher of Sentience to hypnotize others.

And Su Mu also tried to be a street stall owner. Although he was not as good at talking as Senti, with his good looks, sunny smile, and excellent service attitude, Su Mu was still able to successfully sell food to some married women. 

Of course, the price is naturally not as outrageous as Senti.

As for why the people who buy his things are all beautiful wives ... Su Mu doesn't know, and doesn't want to know.

After all, he just relies on his own ability to make money.

After all the items were sold, Senti also made a huge profit.

Although the money is nothing to Su Mu and Senti.

After all, Senti herself is a successful streamer , and she also has the income from the Taixuan Dojo. She has never been short of money.

And Su Mu now makes hundreds of millions in Honkai Impact 3rd's monthly turnover. To use an old joke, he is walking on the street and bending down to pick up a hundred yuan, but he still loses money.

So for them, when it comes to setting up a street stall to sell things, money is just a number, and the real joy is the process.

" Haha, I'm so lucky today, I actually sold everything. "

Senti happily looked at today's income in the virtual account, and then transferred part of the money to Su Mu.

Su Mu didn't refuse, and accepted it with a smile.

" Let's go find Pardo. I'll treat you to a big dinner today! "

" Okay, by the way, can I call Bronya out? "

" Of course you can. I just asked Old Antique to come out. Let's have a meal together. It will be more lively. "

Of course Senti didn't mind if Su Mu asked people to come. It would be better to say that the more people, the better. She liked lively scenes.

Then Senti took Su Mu to find Pardo in another alley. From the smile on her face, it was easy to see that she had gained a lot today.

However, Su Mu's sharp eyes noticed that there seemed to be something familiar to him on Pardo's stall.

".... Pardo, can you tell me, what is this? "

The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched slightly, and he bent down and picked up a book from Pardofelis's stall.

Although this book seemed ordinary and inconspicuous, Su Mu somehow remembered that he seemed to have seen this book at Brother Kalpas's house.

At that time, Brother Kalpas used this book as a cushion on the corner of the table. He thought it was interesting and read a few more times.

I didn't expect to see it at Pardo's stall today.

This is interesting.

" Uh ... This, this is just a book, Brother Su Mu, it's no big deal. "

Pardo smiled awkwardly and tried to be cute.

" Really? But why do I feel that this book is very similar to the book that Brother Kalpas used to prop up the table legs? Pardo, do you think I should go and talk to Brother Kalpas? "

Su Mu said with a smile.

" Don't do this! Brother Su Mu! "

Pardo immediately hugged Su Mu's thigh and began to plead pitifully.

" If Brother Kalpas knows that I stole goods from him, I won't be able to go to his place to eat for the next two days! "

" Hey, Pardo, where is your moral integrity? "

Seeing Pardofelis hugging his lap without saying a word, Su Mu suddenly felt angry and funny.

" Hey, Brother Su Mu, look at what you said, we businessmen don't have any moral integrity. "

Pardofelis said proudly instead of being ashamed.

"... Yeah, forget it, let me go first. I'm just kidding. I'm not someone who likes to make snitches. Besides, since this book can be used by Brother Kalpas as a foothold, it's definitely not important. "​

Su Mu knocked Pardo on the head and said angrily.

Although Pardo has the habit of ' purchasing ' goods from other people's homes , this little thieving cat never takes other people's valuables.

Not to mention valuables, she doesn't even take ordinary daily necessities such as bowls, chopsticks, teacups.

She just took some things that were forgotten in a corner and could be considered garbage.

In her words, it feels like finding a treasure.

And no matter how useless things are, Pardo has a way to sell them.

It's her ability.

" Hey, I know that Mr. Su Mu won't care about a small character like me. "

Pardofelis smiled and stood up from the ground again.

" By the way, you took the book that Brother Kalpas used to pad the table legs. What did you use to patch it up? "

" Oh, I found half a brick to patch it up. The effect is better than using books to pad the table legs. "

" Well ...."

Pardo cleaned up the stall and then followed Senti.

However, when she was leaving the alley gate, she accidentally tripped and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Su Mu pulled her up in time to prevent her from falling on her face.

" Pardo, be careful when you walk. Can you fall on the ground? "

Senti couldn't help but laugh.

" Oops ... I don't know what's going on. I'm obviously very lucky, but sometimes when I walk out of the door, something happens easily. I either fall down or hit my head on the door. "

Pardo thanked Su Mu, then rubbed her head and said somewhat depressedly.

"... Pardo, promise me you won't go out through in the future. "

Su Mu patted Pardofelis on the shoulder and said meaningfully.

Thinking of what happened to Pardofelis in the game, he couldn't help but sigh. Pardofelis was really unlucky with Door.

Cat, whose luck is comparable to the law of cause and effect, only suffers from the door.

The first time she died at the hands of the Herrscher of the end, while she was trying to open the door for No. 17 .

The second time she died at the hands of the evil Vill-Vi, she was trying to open the door for Mei .

The third time she died in the aftermath of Kevin's sky fire was also while helping Kevin open the ' door ' .

To be honest, Su Mu used to wonder if this was the screenwriter's bad taste.

It is simply inappropriate to let a cute cat die like crazy on the door.

Unexpectedly, cats in this world don't have good luck with doors.

But it's better to fall a few times than lose your life.

" Eh? Where can I go if I don't go through the door? "

Pardofelis looked confused.

" Anyway, when your life is at stake, you'd better stay as far away from the door as possible. "

Su Mu said vaguely.

" What's the point of this? Brother Su Mu, don't you think that I will fall down when I walk out the door one day and kill myself? "

Pardofelis couldn't help but laugh and said,

" How is this possible? How can anyone die because of a door? And I'm very lucky. Look, I almost fell down this time, but Brother Su Mu pulled me up, didn't I? "

" Anyway, be careful. "

Su Mu touched Pardofelis's head. He didn't want to say more. He could only hope that Pardofelis would be safe in this life and live the ordinary life she loved most.

Then they came to the hotel booked by Senti, and soon Bronya and Fu Hua also came.

Bronya also brought Elysia, who said that Elysia shamelessly came over when she heard someone was inviting guests to dinner.

Su Mu was not surprised by this, after all, this guy is like this.

And Fu Hua came wearing the Azure Empyrea Taoist robe made by Eden himself.

Fu Hua has fallen in love with this outfit since she tried it on and wears it basically every day.

After all, this outfit not only looks good, but is also comfortable to wear. Moreover, it is more down-to-earth than other Honkai Impact 3rd clothes. It looks good, but when worn, it looks like a cospaly .

And Azure Empyrea's outfit was tailor-made for Fu Hua. She didn't feel the slightest sense of problem after putting it on, she looks outworldly just like someone who came out of ancient times, 

So this outfit has now become Fu Hua's regular outfit.

" Su Mu, Thank you for taking care of Senti again today. "

At the dinner table, Fu Hua said to Su Mu sheepishly.

She knew how troublesome Senti was. If Su Mu could play with Senti for a day today, she would definitely be troubled.

" It doesn't matter. I also like playing with Senti. After all, we are good friends. "

Su Mu smiled nonchalantly.

" That's right, Old Antique, can you stop treating me like a child? Who said it must be Su Mu who takes care of me? I took him to play today. "

Senti snorted with dissatisfaction. She hated being treated like a child.

" Indeed, Senti took me to play very happily today. "

Su Mu nodded, which made Senti smile again instantly.

" Okay Su Mu, you went out with Senti and you didn't call me. Am I not your best friend? "

Elysia puffed up her cheeks and said coquettishly.

" Elysia, what are you talking about? I am Su Mu's best friend! "

Hearing Elysia's words, Senti immediately became unhappy and quickly corrected her.

" Oh? Senti, do you want to challenge Miss Elysia's most popular position? "

Elysia raised her eyebrows and looked at Senti with a smile.

" Does this still need to be challenged? I am the most popular person. "

Senti put his hands on her hips and said with an air of dignity.

" Okay, everyone happens to be here, let's ask everyone who is everyone's favorite person. "

Although she didn't want to bully a child, Elysia didn't want to give up her most popular position to anyone.

" Old Antique, who do you like more, Elysia or me? "

Senti couldn't wait to ask the people closest to him.

" You two are really ..."

Fu Hua held her forehead, somewhat dumbfounded.

Even if Senti is childish, why is Elysia making trouble with the children?

Oh, by the way, since she is Elysia, whatever she does is normal.