Strange Events Strikes Again!

Dudley was horrified at the thought of having Tyson stay at home. No, he can't let that happen, absolutely can not. God only knows what kind of devilish prank he'll pull this time.

"Mom, I don't want them to say at home." He cried to his mommy. Tyson looked at him crying fake tears of crocodiles and smirked evilly (fat pig just you wait, your gift I've already prepared it).

"What now?" Aunt Petunia was also worried and did not want to let the boys stay at home for fear of having entire food in the house gone (Tyson eats a lot, a lot kind of a lot. Even Uncle Vernon lost to him).

Uncle Vernon fell into deep thinking about this horrendous situation, "How about leaving them at Marge? Or maybe Yvonne?" he said looking at Tyson still trying to scare Dudley and Harry looking at them like he usually does.

"Don't be silly she's terrified of the boy and Yvonne is on vacation in Majorca." Aunt Petunia said sitting down and rubbing the creases on her forehead.

Tyson was really annoyed by their actions and could not hold back, "I don't understand you, people, at all. Seriously! Why don't you just throw a celebration party here at home and invite his friends and yours." (I mean common seriously? At least act like they knew two of them were here.)

"And have them stay in your comfy cupboard right? Who's going to clean the house after the party? Do you have enough time to prepare? What about expenses?" Aunt Petunia snapped at him for no reason. (maybe he was the reason)

"Expenses you say? What happened to them when you buy all these useless stuff for him?" Tyson was now really mad, "Alright, we are coming along with you people call that Piers and his mother."

Everyone was startled and looked at the boy. All had strange faces and were shocked. They knew that Tyson did not fear and anything, was very intelligent and strong but he never rebelled in such a way, (yelling at them). For a time all of them were scared by the way he talked. A ten-year boy speaking in an adult's tone who had experienced many things.

"Ah- sorry about that! Didn't mean to do that. Anyway, let's call Mrs Piers to come and let's go and celebrate the day." Hurriedly said embarrassed at himself. He was an adult (mentally) so such outbursts were quite normal when talking and he was in the military.

Maybe god listened to him but after he said that door's bell rang and aunt Petunia hurried towards the gate, "Dear Lord they are here already! hurry everyone!"

A few seconds later, Piers Polkiss walked in with his mother smiling as if he was the main focus of today's event (truly kids) but when he saw Tyson looking at him his smile vanished almost instantly replaced by panic and a horrified look on his face. Holy mother of cows! How could he have forgotten that this devil was his best buddy's cousin and lived in their house?

"Hello there Mrs Polkiss hope you are doing fine. Hi, Piers how are you doing?" Tyson greeted them. He did that sub-consciously, a kind of instinct developed after countless events of golden cake beaten out of him by his old man in his previous life.

"Good child, good to see you too." Mrs Polkiss replied smiling and aunt Petunia's face was as if she had eaten a rotten carrot, looking at her Tyke not performing his etiquette. (British people really-- huff--)

Well, after what seemed to be half an hour, Dursleys departed, along with two twins and terrified Piers Polkiss, from fourth of Privet Drive. Though before they left Uncle Vernon had specially warned both twins, "I am warning you boys, warning, you hear. Any weird and funny stuff, anything at all I said. Forget about your meals up until Christmas.". Harry hardly could believe his luck and looked at his brother who just winked at him as if saying that the fun has only just begun. He nodded at him with a little grin on his face.

Whenever there was a problem his brother would always help him solve it no matter how hard it gets.

While they were on the way Tyson was reminiscing strange events that had happened during these ten years. Harry and his hairs were really strange. He remembered that incident where he and Harry had burned their hair entirely but the next day they come back, even more, healthier and good-looking. Then there was that incident when Harry was somehow teleported on the chimney when Dudley's gang was chasing him and when he was walking on the road and started floating in the air.

"Curious really curious. Is it because of mom and dad?" Tyson thought but did not pay much attention to it and tried to remember the dream he had today. Ah- Lovegood what a good loving girl.

As they were driving a few young bloods, raced past them startling Uncle Vernon who nearly went off-road, "These young hooligans don't know anything about the value of life and safety. Idiots roaring like something grand." he said in annoyance.

"Young-blood uncle, young-blood you won't understand even if I told you," Tyson said smirking.

"What does that suppose to mean?" Uncle Vernon asked.

"Told you, you won't understand even if I told you, Young-blood, YOUNG-BLOOD." Tyson smiled looking out of the windshield.

"But you never told me."

"Sigh, this old blood. I clearly said young blood." Tyson winked at Harry who was having a hard time keeping his laugh.

As they were talking about motorbikes Harry suddenly remembered the dream he had, "I had a dream in which motorbikes were flying all over London." he said.

Uncle Vernon almost crashed hearing his absurdity. His face trembled in rage thinking about this stupidity, "Motor Bikes Don't Fly! They Run On Roads! That Clear?" he thundered as Dudley and Piers chuckled but shut almost as they started, seeing Tyson glaring at them.

Aunt Petunia had a weird look on her face hearing the boy say something so strange but suddenly remembered something and was terrified but soon gained her composure.

"I know they don't," Harry said, "It was just a dream." but no one paid any attention to him.

"No, they do." Tyson suddenly said, "Motorbikes do fly, Harry."

Everyone was surprised that this very intelligent and smart boy was suddenly spouting nonsense and could not make anything out of it until before they heard what he said next.

"You're a wizard Harry."

"I am a What?" Harry said in surprise while Uncle Vernon hit the brakes hard with everyone almost hitting the deck and Aunt Petunia as if she lost her soul sat there not moving at all.

"A wizard, You are wizard Harry. In fact, I am too and our parents were too. Don't know about uncle and aunt though." Tyson said not noticing the changes on the faces of his uncle and aunt.

Harry, Dudley, Piers, Uncle Vernon, and Aunt Petunia all were shocked to the very core.

"What do you mean--" Harry shuttered.

"Oh! Well, I had a dream that you, I and our parents were a wizard that's all." Tyson suddenly said in a relaxed manner.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief but Uncle Vernon suddenly had the urge to beat the golden cake out of Tyson but was stopped by Aunt Petunia and Aunt Petunia had the urge to lecture the golden cake out of Tyson but was stopped by Uncle Vernon.

They arrived at a zoo and bought ice cream for the kids (Dudley= 10, Tyson = 1000) as they watched all kinds of animals. Harry said that this gorilla looked just like Dudley except it has black fur instead of blond.

Twins enjoyed their time to their fullest and watched all kinds of animals. During lunch Tyson almost devoured everything so they had to buy food from stalls which was a happy thing for everyone but Uncle Vernon's wallet was crying because of Tyson. Afterwards, they went to poikilotherms' house where reptiles were kept.

"I want to see a huge poisons cobra." Piers said excitedly.

"Mah- I want to see a thick man crushing boa." Dudley of course wants the thick stuff.

"When we see on I'll make sure you visit their stomach, You see all of them obey me," Tyson commented scaring them as Uncle Vernon showed him his eyes (almost bursting out).

There was one thing strange though, all the animals knowingly or unknowing, everyone felt that, were bowing and kneeling to Tyson whenever he passed by them. The same thing happened in the reptile house all reptiles seemed to be very respectful towards Tyson which surprised everyone as he just shrugged not knowing what to say. Uncle Vernon had already listed it in his 'funny business of twins' diary.

After a while, all kids were watching a boa constrictor and uncle Vernon and aunt Petunia observed a group of lizards. Only Tyson was watching a whitish-black slim snake coiled on a branch looking at him with his head down cowering in fear (it seems). A black mamba.

"Aaah*!"

He was just observing the scales of the mamba when he suddenly fat pig howled as if the day of his slaughter has arrived.

"DUDLEY*!" Dursleys couple was horrified looking at the scene in front of their eyes.

Tyson turned around and was surprised to see that the glass of the boa constrictor's container just vanished and Dudley fall into it with Piers. As for the boa, it crawled, over their horrified bodies completely removing their souls, out of the container thanking Harry and bowing to him it ran away.

"Dudley! My boy! Manager! Manager, you basket come and see me! Ah- Dudley." Uncle Vernon was going mad as for their aunt-- well let's not talk about it.

Strange though, the glass that had just vanished was there again trapping Dudley and Piers inside as they banged on the bulletproof shield to no avail. Seeing that everyone was in chaos Tyson could not handle it anymore and walked toward the glass shield as Dudley and Piers banged on it under the disbelieving eyes of everyone his hand passed through the window grabbing both of them and pulling them out of the container.

"This-- what just happened? Magic!"

Everyone was struck by a bolt of lightning paralysing them.

The keeper of the reptile house also tried and surprisingly his hand also passed through the window when everyone realised that there was no window, to begin with.

"See this? You said that you put safety first. Where is the fracking window?" Uncle Dudley after confirming there was no window snapped at the keeper only to see that the keeper and everyone had a strange look on their faces as if they had seen a ghost.

This time it was aunt Petunia who was inside the container and the glass shield was there. The fracking window which he checked just now was here and how the hell did Petunia get inside? Where did the window come from?

He was just wondering as everyone when saw the Potter brothers chuckling silently and the colours on his face changed in the shade of rainbow finally going to grey.

"Huff-- Huff-- You-- Two-- Huff-- Out! Now! Huff--" he roared cracking his voice and coughing.

"We are a wizard Harry!" Tyson whispered, "Fore sure this time."

Right now Uncle Vernon was standing in front of the twin Potter brothers, and his entire body trembled with his chest heaving up and down and his face turning into a gigantic red beet with a moustache. They had just returned home and Aunt Petunia was still in shock not uttering a single word and both Dudley and Piers were cuddling each other in fear.

"You --Two -- No -- Meals -- Out -- Get Out-- !" He roared with his breath falling behind his rage as he hardly said.