Where am I? Heaven or Hell?

And just like that my life was in a blink of an eye. What's worse I died a virgin. I had no girlfriend, in fact, I had many friends who were girls as I was very popular in the academy, but never a real girlfriend you know the one you kiss and say I love you. Why do you ask? I sure as hell wasn't ugly. I had long flowing hazel hair and sharp silver eyes, as well as a toned muscular body with six-pack abs. I worked out every day and play all kinds of sports in high school and college. Oh yeah, I didn't tell you losers about my age well I will let you guess for now. But that's not the point what I am trying to say is yes I can get any girl I wanted! But I didn't want a girlfriend because I hate kids! There is nothing more in this world that I hate more than kids! So loud and annoying and smelly! I would hate to become a father!

Wait how I am talking to you guys? Am I actually alive? Where the fuck am I? I look ahead and all I see is darkness. I look at my hands and it looks transparent like a ghost! Was I a ghost?!

"Welcome human to my domain, it is time for your judgment," Says a smooth seductive feminine voice in the distance of the darkness. Was I in heaven or hell? It doesn't matter I don't even believe in religion. Well, I guess I will talk to this mysterious lady in this dark realm and work my charm.