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Showdown: This Is The Chat Group Of The Gods

# PARODY # COMMUNICATE Su Ze joined a chat group. The members in the chat group were peculiar; they enjoyed discussing topics such as ancient history and hymns of the gods. Their usernames were all bizarre too. Some examples of usernames were Handsome Guy With Lightning Bolt, the Most Beautiful Goddess, Dominator of the Sea, Grandpa With Magical Power and A Fireball In My Hand. Grandpa With Magical Power asked, “Su Ze, what’s your thoughts on Ragnarok? How would you handle the situation?” The Most Beautiful Goddess asked, “Who do you think is prettier? Venus or Athena? The Dominator of the Sea asked, “Do you think it’s Poisedon’s fault that there's rising tides in the sea? If he is not at fault, should he kill all those who slander him?” Su Ze answered all these strange questions one by one, but his responses stirred up a huge commotion in the group! One of them replied, “Su Ze, how are you so well-versed in everything? You are surely a sage!” Another one of them exclaimed, “You solved our biggest problems! If you become a god, I suppose you can solve many problems!” Much later, a female chat group member named Golden Apple told Su Ze privately, “Let me tell you the truth. This is actually a chat group among the gods. I have long taken a liking to you…”

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Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Only Say Love Wehn Lonely: [Wow! As expected of the unknown boss. These words are too profound! How terrifying! (flowers.jpg)]

The Star-chasing Youth with a Hammer: [Wow, this is good! As expected, the words of a boss are different! (flowers.jpg)]

Careful I'll Find Your Truth (Higher God): [Oh, there's a newcomer! I see you have unknown strength. Interesting, brother! Tell me where you are and I'll go fight you! We won't fight for life or death, we'll only determine who's better! (eager.jpg)]

Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade (Supreme God): [@Careful I'll Find Your Truth, how about you come and fight me? I still remember the words you had said back when I entered the group!]

Careful I'll Find Your Truth: [Do you think I'm afraid of you? If it wasn't for the fact that I don't know which plane you're in, I would have found your truth sooner or later! (grimacing.jpg)]

Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade (Supreme God): [Hehe, but can you take a sword from me?]

Only Say Love When Lonely (Lower God): [Oh my! Please calm down, my two experts! We're all in the same group, so why do you have to be like this? Am I right? (wink.jpg)]

Careful I'll Find Your Truth (Higher God): [I'll let you off this time! (tsundere.jpg)]

Su Ze looked at the messages the person with the ID 'Careful I'll Find Your Truth' had sent and couldn't help but laugh.

The Supreme God seemed cool at first glance. Clearly, he had more experience than the Higher God.

Yet the Higher God hadn't wasted any breath and just wanted to fight!

How interesting! Wasn't he a living honey badger?!

As for the talk about planes and stuff, Su Ze treated it as a fantasy of the group.

At this moment, another message popped up.

The Star-chasing Youth with a Hammer (Lower God): [Dear Gods, May I know if you have any recommendations for leisure activities? I've been too bored for this whole period. Star-chasing has become so boring! Everyone, do tell me your recommendations!]

Only Say Love When Lonely (Lower God): [To think the Star-chasing Youth stopped chasing after stars. How terrifying! I feel like my youth is over! (tearful eyes.jpg)]

Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade (Supreme God): [Practicing the sword is the best activity in the world to get rid of boredom!]

Careful I Find Your Truth (Higher God): [Oh my! Just be like me and go around beating people up! Especially those who like to show off! Beating them up will make you feel good! Understand?"

The Painting Genius (Median God): [Painting! Isn't that a simple question? Everyone, I've created a new drawing! @Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade, bro, do take a look and see if it looks good (starry eyes.jpg)]

Group notification: [The painting genius has been silenced by the group leader "Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade" for an hour!]

Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade (Supreme God): [Too noisy!]

Only Say Love when Lonely (Lower God): [So is this how a big boss acts? Silencing another so frankly, how terrifying! I love it to death! (winking.jpg)]

Su Ze laughed out loud when he saw this.

The Painting Genius was quite miserable.

It seemed that he was the only one who treated him well.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have been so touched just by a perfunctory compliment.

The Star-chasing Youth with a Hammer: [Brothers, I'm serious! There are no more stars for me to chase. I'm just too bored! (crying.jpg)]

Only Say Love When Lonely: [Well there's nothing I can do about it!]

Su Ze thought about it. Bored? The technology in this world was quite advanced, and there were also quite a few applications that made life fun for ordinary people.

Since the other party was bored, he might as well share one of the applications.

Thinking to this point, Su Ze found the upload function and sent the application Douyin over.

After checking, Su Ze realized that the group chat had quite a few special functions, namely chat, private chat, transfer points, group store, issue missions, group transaction, group solo mission, and so on!

Su Ze raised his eyebrows and with a swipe of his phone, he realized, to his surprise, that this was not a chat group in the QQ application, but an independent application called the Panteon Chat Group.

"What the hell Is This? I've never downloaded this app before!" Su Ze was surprised.

When did this application appear on his phone?

This was getting eerie!

As Su Ze uploaded Douyin, the other five people in the group all downloaded it.

Only Say Lover When Lonely: [Good stuff! To think Boss Su Ze has such a terrifying illusion creation ability. It's really too terrifying! (shocked.jpg)]

The Star-chasing Youth with a Hammer: [Wow, this is good! Boss Su Ze, our relationship is really too good! Thank you for giving me something to get rid of my boredom when I'm bored! I have nothing else, so I could only give you 50 points in return!]

Group Notification: [The Star-chasing Youth with a Hammer has transferred 50 points to Su Ze, please check it!]

Careful I'll Find Your Truth: [Damn it! I clicked into the application and took a look, and I found someone called General Yu! To think he dares to imitate me! @Su Ze, are you kidding me?! Believe it or not, I'll find your truth! (doge.jpg)]

Only Say Love When Lonely: [@Careful I'll Find Your Truth, Boss Truth is awesome! You've already understood the application and even used the doge emoji.]

Careful I'll Find Your Truth: [Needless for you to say! (sunglasses.jpg)]

Group notification: [Careful I'll Find Your Truth has transferred 50 points to Su Ze, please check it!]

Careful I'll Find Your Truth: "Brother, some points from me! Just take it!"

Group notification: [Only Say Love When Lonely has transferred 100 points to Su Ze, please check it!]

Only Say Love When Lonely: [Boss! The application is just so interesting. There are so many interesting illusions in it! Such a terrifying boss, please accept my thanks!]

Group notification: [Only Say Love When Lonely has transferred 100 points to Su Ze, please check it!]

Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade: [Not bad. I'm still satisfied.]

Group notification: [Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade has transferred 300 points to Su Ze, please check it!]

Looking at the five transfer notifications that had popped up, Su Ze was stunned. Were these people foreigners?

They didn't even know about Douyin?

If they were foreigners, then their actions would be easy to explain. After all, Douyin hadn't developed beyond the base city yet.

Su Ze thought for a moment and accepted all the points.

He did not have any points himself, so he could only accept the 500 points from his friends in the chat group.

He replied.

Su Ze (unknown): [You're welcome.]

Then, he immediately checked the group store that he was most concerned about.

The minute he saw the things in the store, he immediately took in a breath of cold air.

These things being sold were a tad too unbelievable.

[Great Heaven Imprisoning Finger: Sold for 10 million points. After exchanging for it, you can obtain this divine ability. With one finger, you can even easily chase after enemies across the galaxy!]

[Abyss Demon Bone: Sold for 5 million points. After exchanging for it, the Abyss Demon Bone will appear in the body of the buyer. The Demon Bone will consume the blood of living beings, and it will be able to provide the host with an endless stream of energy! When the Abyss Demon Bone matures, it will also provide an unexpected ability!]

[Snow Moon Mirage: Sold for 5,000,000 points...]