Naheulbeuk pirates

—Calm Belt • 1462—

A team of beginner adventurers while doing their first dungeon dive disappeared from their world in a blinding flash of light. At the same moment, a soul from Earth had the same fate. That soul would then takeover the body of the self-proclaimed leader of the unnamed company on their destination to new adventures.

That's how they came in the world of One Piece after their body and powers got modified to fit the said world.

Spoiler: Team description

Our main character received a message in his mind as soon as they landed: "You're in the One Piece World and I even build you a crew. You're welcome" It's on this note, that he started his new life as Reivax with the characteristics of his crew imprinted in his mind.

The first thing he did after that was to assess his team state and their environment. The first thing that stunned the team besides their obvious change of location was the size change of Gu ad Crom. It took them around an hour to adapt to the new development since as adventurers they could accept anything. Reivax then decided they had to explore as he thinks they aren't on Earth of Fangh anymore, seconded by Eleanor that didn't recognize the island.

They soon fell in a simple trap of sedatives dart and badly covered hole.When they came back to consciousness they were tied to pikes in a cannibalistic tribe of human-legumes and obviously started to roast the thief for letting them fall in such a minable trap. The legume-men started to danse around a cauldron talking about a great pot-au-feu or something while the children were playing around with human skulls.

Spoiler: The Great Pot-au-Feu

Profiting of their distractions the thief freed himself then the rest. They then made a quick work of the cannibals while keeping some alive to interrogate. While the Ogre was eating the corpses, the team learned that they're on the Calm Belt on an Island named Legume Island. They also learned the basic structure of the One Piece World but as the Legume Tribe is pretty recluse that's all they learned.

Anyway, they were stranded on the Island as not only there was no wind to set sail but they may encounter Seas Kings that they would like to avoid from the descriptions they received. And seeing the scarcity of food on the Island; they may soon be forced to do like the Ogre if they didn't find any solution.

Reivax first stated that they should be more united than ever before on these strange lands and that they should finalize the choice of the Leader while noone could vote for themselves. While pointing the shortcomings of the rest, he was chosen as the lesser evil.

First thing first was finishing exploring the island. That made them gain gold and some others minerals as well as all kind of trinkets probably let behind by previous unfortunate souls. Reivax then decided they should build a raft and try their luck after assessing each others abilities and weaknesses. Under his lead they build the most solid raft they could and choose a direction to go, Gu and Crom rowing.

After surmounting numerous trials, having to even pick in the Ogre reserves sometimes and growing stronger from these life and death experiences, they finally left the Calm Belt and came to Micqueot Town. They exchanged some golds for Berries and found a tavern for a good meal.

The next day, Reivax went to gather informations. He then discovered they were in the Year 1462 in North Blue. He then exposed to the team the options they had:​

Going back to being civilians which they already refused to become adventurers.​

Working for the Marine that is the only current party existing but they will be separated and under orders of who know how many people.​

Keeping to their chosen job as adventurers.​

They unanimously chose the third option to keep their freedom. Reivax then explained they had to gain some notoriety before being called for jobs, a goal being to reach the last Island of the Grandline. Also they should get more skilled beforehand to not repeat the Calm Belt episode and get correctly equipped. This world not permitting to level up they are up to training.

Reivax made a training plan for Selenia. Starting from touching tree from 100 meters away to touching moving targets as little as flies 10km away from any positions. Also do the same same things while being deprived of some of her senses. She was quite adamant about not using butterflies or any kind of little animals so she was made to search for her own targets. She also perfects her surgery by helping at the town hospital. She will also train some close quarters defense skills with Eleanor.

The latter will focus mostly on developing her devil fruit powers. Her spells are now dependent of her will and a little stamina and not mana anymore which make it that she had to train her body as well. Also since she cannot gain levels and get new spells anymore she has to make them herself.

Gu, Crom, Gurdil and Reivax training are the same. Starting by swimming around the Island then fight each other till they drop.

After the first six months training with the boys, Tarnak would mainly board on Merchant ships and train his thief skills by bringing back their necessities to the rest (and books for Eleanor).

They started building their ship as well.

—Paradise • 1468—

It's been 6 years that we came to the world and we're ready to start our new adventure. We became ridiculously strong in those six years, I surmised that we 're so talented because we don't belong to this world.

To begin with, Selenia being ridiculously talented (even more than the rest of us) as she has awakened Observation Haki in the second month but only noticed in the sixth. In the fifth month, Crom managed to reproduce Soru, Blue Walk and Gepo which we talked about. Gu would then awaken Armament Haki during the ninth month. Before the end of the first year we had all awakened the two types of Haki. Reivax started courting Eleanor.

From the second year onward, Eleanor would double Gravity on us during our daily lives. It did cause some mishaps at te hospital with Selenia but it was for the Greater Good. In the same year, Eleamor awakened Conqueror Haki from trying to increase her will. Under her stimulis we all awakened it to my great surprise. That's also the year Reivax managed to manipulate the gullible girl enough to bed her. It made him spends less in Pleasure Town contrarly to the rest of the boys. It made his courting of Eleanor way harder but a man gotta do what he had to.

In the third year, Gu and Crom were already strong enough to oneshot some Calm Belt Sea King that made us almost die three years before trying to flee. Gurdil and Reivax wasn't far behind. Gurdil mastered full coating with Armament Haki and could even tank full power hit from any of us. Eleanor was still the strongest with her weird never ending spells but would lose even against Tarnak if he gets close enough.

In the fourth year, Selenia Observation Haki evolved and she got Future Sight ont top having by far the best range already. I cheated with Conqueror Coating to maintain my prestige of Leader but some months later they got it. Crom even managed to get to the next level of Armament Haki. I then started focusing more on my swordsmanship to keep an edge while slowly forgoing my sniping training.

In the fifth, year, Reivax formalized his swordsmanship style and their ship was ready. They wanted to set sail but wasn't agreeing on a name for their adventurer company.

At the start of the Year 1468, they finally decided to name themselves the Naheulbeuk adventurer company in homage to their first and only dungeon, and started their travel.

They soon passed Reverse Mountain by and came to the first Island indicated by their Log Pose braving the unforgiving weather, the Silvered Island. They were two tribes fighting for centuries here: the Red Rat tribe taming giant rats and the Silver Eagle team having domesticated giant eagles. Our adventurer team weren't well welcomed but they knew they got job to do. After demonstrating their prowess they separated in two teams and accepted from both tribes to help their war efforts in return of money, gold, foods, weapons and foods. After a month and a half, both tribes were on their last legs and couldn't pay the company anymore so they set off.

Their second stop was Frozentime Island. That Island was dominated by a race in all points similar to Homo Erectus in Reivax memories with the appropriate fauna and flora following. Unfortunately for them, it took 7 months to reload their Log Pose. Eleanor had a blast studying all that while Selenia was trying to impose her aesthetic tastes to the never evolving primates. The rest was bored as hell and occupied themselves as they could. Reivax still courting Eleanor while bedding Selenia once in a while. Gurdil insulting everything he meets. Gu making new songs and hunting endangered species with Crom as he was forbidden by Eleanor to eat the Primates. Tarnak making his damn best to become invisible.

They soon returned to civilisation with Kyuka Island where they stayed 1 month to regain their emotions.

They then came to the first Kingdom since their entry on the Grandline, Geysack Kingdom. They proposed their services to the nobility but they didn't want to pay enough or at all treating them as pirates. They stormed off in anger causing a flood on the infuriating Kingdom. That's when they gained their first bounties, not that they knew about it.

Next was the Kuraigana Island where some monkeys imitated the warring country so well that they're now dominating the said Kingdom. The company got engaged once more but decided to hone their skills against the mimicking apes instead of brute forcing the quest. After extinguishing a specie and getting paid they set sail once more.

Their next stop was St Poplar where they discovered Adam Wood. They bought it on the citizens recommendations and decided to level up their ship. They thus stayed there for one year squandering their hard earned wealth while Reivax was internally complaining on why they couldn't have gotten on Skypiea road.

Passing by the Florian Triangle and destroying all obstacles they came to Sabaody Archipelago. They went to offer their services to the Marine and borrow their way to the New World, but were attacked since they were criminals. Each of them being ridiculously strong they fled Marineford and hid on Sabaody while Gurdil was learning bubble coating

—New World • 1472—

One month later, they were on Fishman Island. Reivax incessant courting finally worked as he appealed to Eleanor intelligence: "Why should sex and love be mixed together? Sex is just a physiological need like eating while love is more spiritual." She bought it as long as those terms applied to both of them and Reivax was fine with it. Having become criminals they decided to just be pirates and grab whatever they wanted. Also to be pirates they would have to get more cannon fodders as they won't do all the small tasks: pillaging, raping, stealing, cleaning the ships…

That's on those decision that they got to the New World after staying at the Fishman Island for some months. Eleanor made a rejuvenating spell that would maintain their body state for one year. She will then renew it each year keeping them effectively ageless.

Their road passed by Raijin Island. Eleanor decided to perfect her lightning spells. Crom took Gu and Gurdil to temper their body and Haki against lightning. Reivax would soon join them signing them getting results. Tarnak was forced to join them but he tried to dodge the lightning instead.

They then went through Applenine Island Yukiryu Island and met Zunisha. Crom decided that hunting Zunisha would be a worthwhile endeavor while Gu and Gurdil was salivating at the idea. Reivax decided to not attack with them as beating a target who wouldn't hit back wasn't really appealing as Crom would soon discover. Gu and Gurdil though stayed focused on their task and an hour later started cooking while the rest fished out some kids to train and integrate in our growing pirate group.

Our next stop was Elbaf. We stayed in Elbaf for 5 years. Crom belief matched way too well with the Giants so well that soon Elbaf became the team first headquarter. After that they decided to continue towards Lodestar as planned to make the biggest heist this world will ever know. Lodestar is an island controlled by the World Government and that's were they have heir treasury as well the only Belly factory of the World.

As they weren't really from La Casa de Papel, they just brute-forced it while destroying what they couldn't take. After fighting the reinforcement for a while, they fled and came back the next day and so on until the World Government gave up Lodestar.

— • 1480—

Afterwards, like Crom having obtained his own underlings the rest wanted the same.

Eleanor chose Raijin Island to create an Academy. She wanted to use the natural lightning as energy source by using some kind of Tesla Towers. She captured some scholars and scientists to help her and the Minks cubs.

Gurdil chose the Silver Mine and built a Tavern on it to shows the team what a real beer is.

Gu decided to create an art crew and went to tour the World to recruit.

Tarnak wanted to rebuild the Thief Guild.

Selenia under Reivax advicing went to the Calm Belt to subjugate the Cooja Tribe and made it into her dream beauty kingdom.

Reivax stayed at Lodestar and made it the headquarter for his grand plan.

— • 1484—

They are now two pirate crews that dominate the New World. The Rocks Pirates and the Naheulbeuk pirates. The former are typical pirates but the latter are conquering territories, taking new recruits and training army making them more dangerous for the World Government hence their incessant fights. Their ambition to regularize themselves couldn't be more obvious. Moreover it was like they had exceptional luck for their recruits and take them young to more easily brainwash them: a kid with a weird body having already been on odds with the Marine, Kaido; another with Light power, Borsalino and one with Magma powers, Sakazuki are the more prominent.

It's in that situation that a new rookie crew, the Roger Pirates is trying to make itself a place.

Eleanor made a spell to extract devil fruit and the Naheulbeuk pirates started hunting for devil fruit users: SUBMIT OR DIE. That's how Selenia got the Hana Hana no Mi and Tarnak accomplished his dream becoming invisible with the Suke Suke no Mi.

— • 1490—

In a fight between the Rocks pirates and the Naheulbeuk ones, the former lost them betraying each other. Rocks D. Xebec died and Edward Newgate was captured while the rest fled. Crom became the owner of the Gura Gura no Mi. The Naheulbeuk pirates or the Naheulbeuk Government as they call themselves became the hegemon of the New World while extending their claws to other corners.

Under Crom lead, the Naheulbeuk Government annexed Wano. They were stubborn and fought hard but against absolute power they didn't last long. The last free Island of the New World lost its freedom. Pluton gotten.

— • 1492—

God knows where they got the news but they went to the Academy to steal some poneglyphs being studied there for their indestructible quality, profiting of the founding ceremony. Unfortunately they miscalculated their heist since all the Leaders were present and the new weapons created were being put for test. None of them even managed to escape. Most of them were killed while some became test subjects.

The Naheulbeuk were gathering to plan their next big move. They soon forgot that episode and took action. In one fell swoop, they eliminated all presences of the Marine and the World Government from North Blue to West Blue passing by the New World. That impressive move changed the whole World situation.

Now there were two behemoths separated by the Red Line fighting over the throne of the World.

— • 1498—

The heat of the fight passed. Now the World Government and the Naheulbeuk one are in a cold war.

The son of one of the strongest Marine defected and created a Revolutionary army to liberate the East-South half of the world from the Celestial Dragon tyranny. He was heavily funded by the Naheulbeuk Kingdom that also heavily infiltrated his army.

Plus many moderately strong that already resented the World Government defected to the Naheulbeuk Government increasing their powers.

— • 1523—

The World Government just destroyed the Revolutionary army after paying heavy prices. The Naheulbeuk used the occasion to attack in full force.

The World Government fell and their remains got chased and killed for the following. It was the Year 0 of the Naheulbeuk calendar.

THE END