Chapter 04: Collecting Family like a Pokemon Trainer (P1)

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From here on, the actual story starts!!! Do enjoy it! Please write Reviews, comments, and send power stones my way!

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[Date: February 1951]

[Location: Slovakia]

[POV: A very pissed off Gabriel Gray!!!]

"Gabriel, calm down!": Carlisle says.

"Calm down? Calm Down! You are telling me to fucking Calm down?!?! Would you if you were in my place?": I ask, nearly shout out, as the temperature around me drops by a few degrees.

Well, a little explanation about why I am actually so pissed off right now would not hurt, but you need to first understand the backstory of the backstory.

My life from 1801 to 1919, was completely straight forward, I did not ask for anything from anybody, I was content with what I had, sure though, I was lonely, but that is just part of being a man!

Men are used to being lonely, we deal with it by shutting up, squeezing our butt cheeks together, and trying to not be little bitches that only complain because living is all about endurance.

So for the greater part of my life, I lived in quiet solitude even when I was amongst others, I very much just enjoyed the companionship.

Smoking a cigar, drinking scotch, and enjoying the company of other equally broken men, seeking solace in their mere presence.

Later, I had my brother, Carlisle, I had my work, my projects, and I was gaining momentum in my more unsavoury undertakings, but then things started to change ever so slowly.

The fucking trigger for all of this is the little edge lord! I knew I should have snapped his thin little neck when I was with him in Germany, but nah, I had to be a man of my worth and look after the little shithead.

Carlisle didn't bite anyone in the over 400+ year's he was alive, but after that first time with Edward, he couldn't keep his teeth in his mouth! I wonder if the teeth of vampires are an erogenous zone or why has he started being like a horny teenager putting his teeth into any person he can find, damn it, my brother is a man whore!

In 1919, he started with Edward, then followed by biting Esmé in 1921, in 1931 came Rosalie, not even two years later in 1935, he bit Emmett. Carlisle was like a [Pokémon Trainer] on speed, just lacking that he starts shouting: "I will catch them all!".

Finally, I was forced to intervene before he went on to create too many vampires, siring vampires is not an easy task or one without consequences.

The bro lived over 400+ years in abstinence, but one fucking Edward turned him into a teeth-head, and although I succeeded in stopping him from turning any more people.

They all blamed me for being unreasonable!!! Can you believe this shit? I am being called unreasonable for stopping them from creating immortal beings that feast on blood, fucking morons.

The only reasonable person who understood that siring too may vampire's in such a short time, will have dire consequences, was Carlisle.

"Cliffhanger no Jutsu!!!" — Author