Trust Me And Pull Down Your Pants

I woke up and hurt, but not as bad as I assumed I would. The shots must be working then; that was a good sign.

I have had bad entries that knocked half my Nanobots offline, which usually ended up leaving almost as fast as I came.

I opened my eyes slowly, but there was something over my face. I put my hands up to my head, and a mask covered my face.

I sat up, pulled the blanket that covered my naked body, and looked around.

"So you're awake," A female voice said from behind me, but I didn't react.

"Where is this place?" I asked as I looked around a severely destroyed shop.

The place must have had clothing in it before, but everything was burnt and filled with holes. The place looked like it was torn up with 25 mm shells from gunships, but a meteor storm of diamonds would have the same effect.

"This is the city of Hoopas, and this was my parents' shop, but they died when the first storms hit," The female said in a low voice, and I turned around to see a girl with bunny ears and a mask over her face.

From what I could tell, she had a small chest but lovely hips. Not the perfect woman, but a good warm-up.

"By storm, you mean the diamonds falling from space?" I asked, and the cute Bunny girl nodded.

"Yes, it started six months ago, but everyone is dead now," The girl said in a sad voice.

"Nope, there are still millions alive. That is why I'm here!" I said with a smile, but the girl only gave me a strange look.

"I saw you fall from the sky, but you were completely naked," The girl said, blushing.

Funny that Bruce hasn't said anything yet. Maybe I got lucky, and he was knocked offline.

[I am still here. You have no need for my assistance. You were saved.]

Dammit! I never get lucky in the ways that really counted, but I could change that in a hurry.

"Yeah, I don't get anything in the way of personal effect when I arrive, but there was supposed to be a building where I was landing. Anyways, I am Harlem," I said and started to stretch.

"My name is Kim, but I still don't understand what you mean. Are you one of the special Deities that watch over the universe and only show up when planets are on the verge of extinction?" The Bunny girl asked.

"Deity? I wouldn't call myself that. I am a RES Officer, but what you said was me in a nutshell," I said, and I saw her eyes light up.

"Really, you are here to save us?! But, how are you going to do that?" Kim asked me, and I grinned, but it was hidden by my mask.

"Is there anywhere we can go to take these masks off?" I asked.

"No, there is diamond dust in the air almost everywhere, and we have no way to test if it is safe," Kim explained, and I nodded; not a problem.

"Well, Kim. I don't know if you are going to believe me, but I will explain a bit about myself and my System. I am sure you would call it a divine power or something, but it really isn't," I explained.

Even though I could probably convince her pretty easily to fuck me if I wanted, there was a bit of caution to be had. My System only worked if the woman was completely willing and she was the de-facto owner of the building or business.

"System? I will believe you. I just watched you fall forty feet, and things that you landed on should have killed you. Yet, you look better off than me right now. You have to be a Deity," Kim said in a matter-of-fact voice.

"Then let me fuck you, and we will repair this shop," I said plainly since she was so trusting, and I got the reaction I assumed.

"What?! Right now?! How is that going to help fix this place?! What are you talking about?!" Kim asked in confusion as she backed up from me.

"Now, are you ready to hear what I have to say, or will you just trust me and pull down your pants?" I asked, and the bunny girl's entire face went red.

"Umm, you can explain yourself first, please," Kim said shyly, and I nodded.

"Good. So, my power is called the Idle Tap System, one of the strongest ones I know of for this type of situation. The System allows me to have sex with business owners. Once I do, and the longer I do, the more repaired and upgraded a shop or business becomes. This does not only have to be sex; anything that can give me pleasure with tapping motions works," I explained, but it looked like Kim was about to pass out.

"So… If I, umm, do this thing, will the shop become fixed? I mean, that sounds good, but this is a clothing shop. What would be the point of it?" Kim asked, looking away from me shyly.

"Well, first of all, I would get some clothes, so that is a win. You are looking pretty rag-tag yourself, but that is only the start. The more we mess around, the more upgraded your inventory and shop will become," I explained, and Kim looked back at me.

"Does that mean we will be able to take our masks off?" Kim asked, and I shrugged.

"More than likely, but there is only one way to find out! So, my cute little bunny that saved my life will you let me help you? Or should I keep moving on? Not that I don't want to help you, but the only way this works is if you are completely willing," I explained, and Kim looked away again.

As cute as she was, I didn't really want to waste time at the start. I needed to find a safe place to start planning my next moves.